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Random And Useless Skills

wayofthedodo — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 21:49:33 -0800

Random and Useless Skills Part One - Part Two - Part Three

By: flatluigi

flatluigi — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 22:09:36 -0800

So how long have you been friends with Mark?

By: big friendly giant

big friendly giant — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 22:27:24 -0800

Mark Gormley? I found this strangely endearing.

By: Felex

Felex — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 22:33:15 -0800

My god, he is king of the benign, master of uselessness.

By: I love you more when I eat paint chips

I love you more when I eat paint chips — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 22:54:11 -0800

Duuuddddddeeeeeeee............................................

By: JimmyJames

JimmyJames — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 22:56:04 -0800

I really hope he included a VHS with his college applications.

By: mhjb

mhjb — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 23:26:55 -0800

Dude spends too much time reading AskMeFi 'how do I meet women?' questions.

By: The Light Fantastic

The Light Fantastic — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 23:34:35 -0800

I think I'm in love.

By: triceryclops

triceryclops — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 23:53:59 -0800

not only is he really good at these things, but he is also good at resisting instinctive body language when he gets it right on the hundredth try.

By: twoleftfeet

twoleftfeet — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 00:47:12 -0800

I have memorized all the digits of 2 and all the capital letters of all the States (hint: none of them start with X). I can draw an almost perfect map, or at least outline, of Kansas and Colorado. I can operate brake pedals with my hands and kick a hand ball with my foot. One time I threw a rolled up piece of paper all the way from one end of the room to a wastebasket at the other end of the room and it almost went in. I can say palindromes backwards just as fast as most people say them forwards. I can balance a ball on the palm of my hand while twirling a loop in my mind. I once counted to a higher number than anyone had ever counted to before, I'm pretty sure. I just thought you should know.

By: mosk

mosk — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 01:36:03 -0800

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

By: Xoc

Xoc — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 01:57:54 -0800

He got pi wrong. 3.14159265358979323846264338327950...he left out the zero. Now if I could just get that number out of my head I'd have a few brain cells so I could remember my wife's cell phone number.

By: From Bklyn

From Bklyn — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 02:51:49 -0800

Alright. Glad that's out there. Check that off the list.

By: twoleftfeet

twoleftfeet — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 03:14:25 -0800

Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I can juggle six balls, though not all at the same time. I can name all the presidents, because I give them dirty smutty names. My memory is so strong that I can't remember the last time it wasn't. I met the most interesting man in the world and he said "Damn, you're more interesting than I am!" and bought me a beer. I've translated Shakespeare from English into Farsi and back into English again, without a single mistake; and I have the final translation to prove it. I can eat pigs feet with chopsticks and play Chopsticks with my toes. I once alphabetized the digits of Pi, though not necessarily in that order.

By: DU

DU — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 04:10:09 -0800

alphabetized the digits of pi....not necessarily in that order That's a feat.

By: rudster

rudster — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 04:49:29 -0800

Too much time ... or not enough, I can't decide. Nice Dutch accent.

By: Flood

Flood — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 07:05:52 -0800

it is amazing how many skills you can fake with a home camcorder

By: cmoj

cmoj — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 09:30:58 -0800

I wonder if this guy actually thinks that any of these "feats" are amazing, or if he thinks that people are stupid enough not to realize that these are all either simple party tricks or achievable with a moment's practice and a handfull of takes. Either way, this guy reminds me of way too many assholes I've known.

By: madcaptenor

madcaptenor — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 14:09:41 -0800

twoleftfeet: I can draw an almost perfect outline of Utah.

By: rusty

rusty — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 17:05:30 -0800

It's the Douchebag Olympics.

By: ostranenie

ostranenie — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 18:49:25 -0800

Roffels!

By: ostranenie

ostranenie — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 18:58:51 -0800

Behind the scenes of the basketball scene in Alien: Resurrection.