Do you like the taste of American beer? Then let's have sex in a canoe!
posted by Obscure Reference at 9:55 AM on February 9 [5 favorites +] [!]
"I'm one of those horrible men who judges women by the most shallow criteria. Don't ever try to judge a woman, or anybody, by asking them their top three records, top five foreign films of all time — that's that High Fidelity stupid list shit that some guys do...
And I'm driving, I'm driving, I'm driving, will will is breaking down, finally FUCK IT, I really need to know;
HENRY: So, what are the 3 CDs in your changer right now?
HENRY'S DATE: Well, I'm really listening to the new Nickelback...
HENRY'S BRAKES: ***SCREEEEEEEEEEECH***
HENRY: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR!"
You Americans are so quaint with your whole "dating" thing. It always makes me picture you driving your T-birds to the hop or jitterbugging at the diner, you crazy cats.
posted by Decani at 12:16 PM on February 9 [+] [!]
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