Seattle's Valentines

February 9, 2011 2:28 PM

Penguin, If I'm a bird, you're a bird and you always know how many lemons I want. I don't want anyone else to shovel my gravel. I looooove you. Pumpkin Butt. The Stranger shares reader Valentines Day notes (Ranging to from sweet, to nasty, to lovingly bizarre.)
posted by anya32 (2 comments total)

You'll always be my hardcore tater.
posted by benzenedream at 4:08 PM on February 9, 2011

Sex in 2010
To all the dudes to whom I owe countless orgasms thru-out this past year, thank you. The void of a getting dumped was more than filled by yr dicks.

I can't tell if that's sweet or self-deprecating or cynical or ironic. It could be all four. Damn your ambiguous eyes, Seattle.
posted by Fiasco da Gama at 5:18 PM on February 9, 2011 [1 favorite]