Seattle's Valentines
February 9, 2011 2:28 PM   Subscribe

Penguin, If I'm a bird, you're a bird and you always know how many lemons I want. I don't want anyone else to shovel my gravel. I looooove you. Pumpkin Butt. The Stranger shares reader Valentines Day notes (Ranging to from sweet, to nasty, to lovingly bizarre.)
posted by anya32 (2 comments total) 6 users marked this as a favorite

 
You'll always be my hardcore tater.
posted by benzenedream at 4:08 PM on February 9, 2011


Sex in 2010
To all the dudes to whom I owe countless orgasms thru-out this past year, thank you. The void of a getting dumped was more than filled by yr dicks.
I can't tell if that's sweet or self-deprecating or cynical or ironic. It could be all four. Damn your ambiguous eyes, Seattle.
posted by Fiasco da Gama at 5:18 PM on February 9, 2011 [1 favorite]


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