Wow. That is a coach, dude. posted by jonmc at 11:26 AM on February 13, 2011
"But coach, I'm tired! I don't want to run laps."
"I gave up a kidney. Run the fucking laps."
"But coach, it's just easier for me to pull the ball to left field."
"I gave up a kidney. Hit the ball behind the goddamn runner."
"But coach, it's a grounder to second. I don't need to run it out."
"I gave up a kidney. So, make like Charlie Hustle." posted by Cool Papa Bell at 11:31 AM on February 13, 2011 [8 favorites]
"Demon Deacons" has gotta be one of the best team names in collegiate athletics. posted by BitterOldPunk at 12:15 PM on February 13, 2011
Walter had one of his kidneys removed and donated to Kevin Jordan, a freshman member of the Wake Forest baseball team.
Only one? I suppose he had anesthetic.
You want someone who sacrificed for the team: Hughie Jennings was hit by a pitch 51 times in one season. That's taking it for the team. posted by three blind mice at 1:14 PM on February 13, 2011
zarq, that's the first thing I thought of when I heard the story the first time. It's a shame that Deadspin seems to be the only site leading with the most absurd, and potentially most cruel aspect of the story. posted by Ghidorah at 4:09 PM on February 13, 2011
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