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February 14, 2011 1:32 AM

NintendoFilter: Remi Kart: Mario Kart in the streets and grocery stores of France (via). The Legend of Zelda as a 1980s teen movie (via).
posted by NoraReed (17 comments total)

Oh yeah, sure, very "realistic". Everyone, even the cheese puff stained fingers of the Donkey Kong playing loser, knows if you hop the road barrier to the right at the start of that race, it just gives you a lap and spits you right back to the start line. Level takes twenty five seconds, tops.
posted by Corduroy at 2:06 AM on February 14, 2011 [2 favorites]

Yay!
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 2:23 AM on February 14, 2011

more Remi Gaillard.
posted by charles kaapjes at 2:48 AM on February 14, 2011

I kind of ..no wait I do, really want Link's hat.
posted by The Whelk at 2:49 AM on February 14, 2011

Most of these are a bit mean. I did like this one.
posted by sebastienbailard at 3:02 AM on February 14, 2011

I wanna be popular with the octorocks.....
posted by The Whelk at 3:05 AM on February 14, 2011 [1 favorite]

The Zelda trailer was cute, but would it have been that hard to work in a "hey, listen!" in for Navi?
posted by explosion at 4:01 AM on February 14, 2011 [2 favorites]

One month ago, on MetaFilter
posted by dougrayrankin at 4:06 AM on February 14, 2011

This is as good a place as ever to mention I did a sexy gender swapped Link photo sex ( So NSFW)
posted by The Whelk at 4:19 AM on February 14, 2011 [5 favorites]

The pack of frustrated minivans really detracted from the sense of speed.
posted by ryanrs at 4:36 AM on February 14, 2011

..photo SET.

Oh my.
posted by The Whelk at 5:19 AM on February 14, 2011

They could have done without the 1980s effect, and simply labeled it as a Wes Anderson-directed chick flick.
posted by schmod at 6:31 AM on February 14, 2011

They could have done without the 1980s effect, and simply labeled it as a Wes Anderson-directed chick flick.

But they already did that joke with God of War.
posted by straight at 10:28 AM on February 14, 2011 [1 favorite]

I didn't get most of the movie references in the second one. It was mostly Breakfast Club, right? I like Tingle

A teen movie about my life would be mostly playing Mario Kart
posted by Lovecraft In Brooklyn at 1:36 PM on February 14, 2011

I didn't get most of the movie references in the second one either - a little before my time, I guess. I think Link is supposed to resemble Bender in Breakfast Club, although the plot was making me think more of Sixteen Candles.
posted by photo guy at 6:30 PM on February 14, 2011

schmod: They could have done without the 1980s effect, and simply labeled it as a Wes Anderson-directed chick flick.

Does this make more sense if you don't watch or like movies?
posted by cobra libre at 7:27 PM on February 14, 2011

I didn't get most of the movie references in the second one. It was mostly Breakfast Club, right?

It was half Breakfast Club and half Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Probably a few I don’t know thrown in.
posted by spitefulcrow at 8:25 PM on February 14, 2011