Ah shoot, flashback. See, I walked into a gnome emergency first thing at work yesterday. No, I am not kidding. I'm really not. It took up a good part of my morning when I desperately needed to be getting other things done.
When I left work late afternoon, my bossman asked, you headed gnome?
I answered, No, I am running away from gnome. posted by vers at 11:40 AM on February 19, 2011 [1 favorite]
So it's a collection of photos of someone standing around typical large-city backdrops, New York landmarks and simulated nature; wearing a hat and prop beard; while dressed as a white collar professional, snowboarder or total asshole? Thanks for making me aware of this. You see, I hate jokes and it gives me great pleasure to see a weak, barely-formed joke beaten to death. posted by Mayor Curley at 12:06 PM on February 19, 2011 [2 favorites]
I hope your slippers shrink. posted by Memo at 12:54 PM on February 19, 2011
i wouldn't have a problem with it if travelocity hadn't arleady beaten the gnome on a vacation thing into the dirt posted by nathancaswell at 12:55 PM on February 19, 2011
If you see a garden gnome
Pick him up and take him home
To make sure that he's really dead
Stick something sharp into his head posted by Pinback at 3:26 PM on February 19, 2011
Go big or go gnome. posted by fairmettle at 3:39 PM on February 19, 2011
I thought this said genome at first, and thought the post was a fabulous description of evolution! posted by bluefly at 4:23 PM on February 19, 2011
Ah New York, there's no place like gnome. posted by datter at 4:35 PM on February 19, 2011
Was I wrong to expect a picture of him being hit by a tray? posted by KirkpatrickMac at 10:13 PM on February 19, 2011
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