"Sometimes I get bitter... about things..."

March 9, 2011 9:26 AM

Wooden Puppet. Life can be hard for a wooden puppet. (via)
posted by kmz (7 comments total)

So to speak.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 9:29 AM on March 9, 2011 [1 favorite]

I was hoping this was a link to Dark Matters by Kidd Pivot, wherein a man creates a living marionette that ends up killing him, after the man rejects it.
posted by nomisxid at 9:45 AM on March 9, 2011

I was hoping it was Senator Tankerbell and his titillating little friend (3:52)
posted by Slack-a-gogo at 9:52 AM on March 9, 2011 [2 favorites]

This aroused and titillated me.
posted by Dick Laurent is Dead at 10:12 AM on March 9, 2011

So this is going to be the next Mutant Enemy project?
posted by oneswellfoop at 11:20 AM on March 9, 2011

I was hoping it was Little Wooden Boy.
posted by fings at 12:01 PM on March 9, 2011

This would be so much funnier if it were voiced by Jenny Slate.
posted by bokinney at 10:51 AM on March 10, 2011