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Doorknob Girl
April 2, 2011 1:09 PM   Subscribe

Doorknob Girl is a Tumblr devoted to images of girls licking doorknobs. (v)
posted by puny human (23 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: Those girls sure are licking those doorknobs. -- cortex



 
So it is.
posted by Zozo at 1:10 PM on April 2, 2011


Creeptastic.
posted by clockzero at 1:11 PM on April 2, 2011


No one can say they were not warned.
posted by Navelgazer at 1:12 PM on April 2, 2011


Bubonic Plague Girl is a Tumblr devoted to images of girls who have recently licked doorknobs.
posted by phunniemee at 1:12 PM on April 2, 2011 [7 favorites]


Hurry up and check this out before AOL buys it.
posted by TrialByMedia at 1:14 PM on April 2, 2011 [1 favorite]


I'm interested to see how people respond to this here, since I've considered posting it. It's fantastically weird.
posted by codacorolla at 1:14 PM on April 2, 2011


Does this have anything to do with the bizarro porn laws they have in japan?
posted by stratastar at 1:15 PM on April 2, 2011 [1 favorite]


Multiple varieties of "gross" are intersecting here.
posted by Narrative Priorities at 1:15 PM on April 2, 2011


People are weird. The proof is all over the internet.
posted by Daddy-O at 1:15 PM on April 2, 2011


Huh.
posted by EatTheWeak at 1:16 PM on April 2, 2011


Apart from the obvious, I wonder if the attraction of seeing photos of girls licking door knobs is that they (the doorknob that is) are likely to be dirty from having been handled by so many people. I mean rather than pictures of girls licking other household objects.

Assuming of course that this is a sexual thing.
posted by selton at 1:17 PM on April 2, 2011


Is it still a doorknob if it's one of those lever deals?
posted by box at 1:18 PM on April 2, 2011


, I wonder if the attraction of seeing photos of girls licking door knobs is that they (the doorknob that is) are likely to be dirty from having been handled by so many people.

I think they're just wang stand-ins.
posted by John Kenneth Fisher at 1:19 PM on April 2, 2011


Is it still a doorknob if it's one of those lever deals?

What fools we were to not have two tumblrs - one for handles, one for proper knobs per se - so as to avoid the current problem of genre-crossing overbreadth.
posted by Sticherbeast at 1:20 PM on April 2, 2011 [3 favorites]


I'm so glad I don't like this.
posted by found missing at 1:21 PM on April 2, 2011 [5 favorites]


and this is way more important than the republican party trampling on the rights of women?
posted by kitchenrat at 1:21 PM on April 2, 2011 [1 favorite]


Ceci n'est pas une poignée de porte.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 1:22 PM on April 2, 2011


"You are of two minds/Tossing a coin to decide whether you should tell your folks/About a dose of thrush you got when licking railings..."
posted by Rangeboy at 1:22 PM on April 2, 2011 [1 favorite]


This doorknob licking has been going on for quite some time.
posted by IvoShandor at 1:23 PM on April 2, 2011


The rapeme twitter link in the footer is a bit uhh... offputting.
posted by Babblesort at 1:23 PM on April 2, 2011


Wow -- that was close. People might have misinterpreted it as something less than the sensitive, high quality artwork it is and it might not even have made it onto the MeFi board where sensitive high quality types like us can gaze in rapt awe and wonder at the myriad possibilities for self expression and Canada Council grants had you chosen to limit your description to "girls licking knobs".
posted by Mike D at 1:24 PM on April 2, 2011


Missing the rule34 tag.
posted by Old'n'Busted at 1:27 PM on April 2, 2011


Ah, Internet! When I was last at Metafilter, the top story was about the Republican's war on women's rights! When I return, that article is deleted and in its place is one about women licking doorknobs! Ah, hive mind!
posted by Joey Michaels at 1:30 PM on April 2, 2011 [1 favorite]


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