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This post was deleted for the following reason: oh come on. Portal 2 is doing terrible things to productivity here. -- jessamyn
This should be fun...
posted by Keith Talent at 1:54 PM on April 19, 2011
posted by Keith Talent at 1:54 PM on April 19, 2011
4 comments? Why the extra one?
posted by leotrotsky at 1:54 PM on April 19, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by leotrotsky at 1:54 PM on April 19, 2011 [1 favorite]
I've been looking forward to this since "I think that the ancient Egyptians were the first sailors to realize the true value of having cats as shipmates.I thinks the motifs are that cats are good compagnions and because they eat rats."
posted by Wolfdog at 1:54 PM on April 19, 2011 [4 favorites]
posted by Wolfdog at 1:54 PM on April 19, 2011 [4 favorites]
Why not just put this with the previous online poker post?
posted by infinitywaltz at 1:54 PM on April 19, 2011
posted by infinitywaltz at 1:54 PM on April 19, 2011
Poker Blue?
posted by ZenMasterThis at 1:55 PM on April 19, 2011
posted by ZenMasterThis at 1:55 PM on April 19, 2011
Kittens in Bowls!
I do not know the rationale behind this mysterious Japanese TV show where dozens of kittens are set loose in a room full of casserole dishes ...
posted to MetaFilter by iustinu10 at 5:46 PM on April 19, 2011 [+]
A bleak day for NZ internet users
I only use bittorent programs.I pay only a montly fee but I gain access to all the files I need.
I the purpose of internet is to give information to the people.
posted to MetaFilter by iustinu10 at 3:03 PM on April 13, 2011 [+]
Pictures of Cats in the Sea Services
I think that the ancient Egyptians were the first sailors to realize the true value of having cats as shipmates.I thinks the motifs are that cats are good compagnions and because they eat rats.
posted to MetaFilter by iustinu10 at 2:53 PM on April 13, 2011 [1 favorite +]
"It's ironic that Ikea looks on the U.S. and Danville the way that most people in the U.S. look at Mexico."
In fact the big companies like IKEA have the same mentality about their employees.I' m talking about real thing when a friend who worked at Ikea romania and he was dismissed just because he is a gipsy but he didn't steal anything or make something wrong
posted to MetaFilter by iustinu10 at 4:07 PM on April 10, 2011 [+]
posted by leotrotsky at 1:55 PM on April 19, 2011
I do not know the rationale behind this mysterious Japanese TV show where dozens of kittens are set loose in a room full of casserole dishes ...
posted to MetaFilter by iustinu10 at 5:46 PM on April 19, 2011 [+]
A bleak day for NZ internet users
I only use bittorent programs.I pay only a montly fee but I gain access to all the files I need.
I the purpose of internet is to give information to the people.
posted to MetaFilter by iustinu10 at 3:03 PM on April 13, 2011 [+]
Pictures of Cats in the Sea Services
I think that the ancient Egyptians were the first sailors to realize the true value of having cats as shipmates.I thinks the motifs are that cats are good compagnions and because they eat rats.
posted to MetaFilter by iustinu10 at 2:53 PM on April 13, 2011 [1 favorite +]
"It's ironic that Ikea looks on the U.S. and Danville the way that most people in the U.S. look at Mexico."
In fact the big companies like IKEA have the same mentality about their employees.I' m talking about real thing when a friend who worked at Ikea romania and he was dismissed just because he is a gipsy but he didn't steal anything or make something wrong
posted to MetaFilter by iustinu10 at 4:07 PM on April 10, 2011 [+]
posted by leotrotsky at 1:55 PM on April 19, 2011
You're all looking a gift horse in the mouth! FREE POKER MONEY!
posted by incomple at 1:56 PM on April 19, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by incomple at 1:56 PM on April 19, 2011 [1 favorite]
new user - check.
new users website is in link - check.
banhammer - check.
posted by quonsar II: smock fishpants and the temple of foon at 1:56 PM on April 19, 2011
new users website is in link - check.
banhammer - check.
posted by quonsar II: smock fishpants and the temple of foon at 1:56 PM on April 19, 2011
I had no idea that cats were good mushrooms.
posted by leotrotsky at 1:56 PM on April 19, 2011
posted by leotrotsky at 1:56 PM on April 19, 2011
ooh, a banination!
posted by echo target at 1:56 PM on April 19, 2011
posted by echo target at 1:56 PM on April 19, 2011
So, anyway. I'm posting this from my phone. I'm wondering how long this is going to last. Also, hope you're happy with your five dollar spend.
posted by seanyboy at 1:56 PM on April 19, 2011
posted by seanyboy at 1:56 PM on April 19, 2011
Scott Adams, is that you again?
posted by infinitywaltz at 1:56 PM on April 19, 2011 [5 favorites]
posted by infinitywaltz at 1:56 PM on April 19, 2011 [5 favorites]
Poker? What? No, this is Pokern, emphasis on the N. Totally something different than that Poker you've been playing.
posted by filthy light thief at 1:57 PM on April 19, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by filthy light thief at 1:57 PM on April 19, 2011 [1 favorite]
PPPP Pokerface
posted by Floydd at 1:57 PM on April 19, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by Floydd at 1:57 PM on April 19, 2011 [1 favorite]
Metafilter: the biggest online poker roomms in the world
posted by Mister Fabulous at 1:57 PM on April 19, 2011
posted by Mister Fabulous at 1:57 PM on April 19, 2011
I thinks the motifs are that cats are good champignons and go well with shallots and white wine.
posted by Iridic at 1:57 PM on April 19, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by Iridic at 1:57 PM on April 19, 2011 [1 favorite]
Scott Adams has really sunk to new lows here.
posted by ooga_booga at 1:57 PM on April 19, 2011 [3 favorites]
posted by ooga_booga at 1:57 PM on April 19, 2011 [3 favorites]
Typo in the website adress - priceless
posted by CitoyenK at 1:57 PM on April 19, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by CitoyenK at 1:57 PM on April 19, 2011 [1 favorite]
Those actually seem like unusually coherent and responsive comments for a future spammer.
posted by Horace Rumpole at 1:58 PM on April 19, 2011
posted by Horace Rumpole at 1:58 PM on April 19, 2011
I kind of agree with his comments.
posted by desjardins at 1:58 PM on April 19, 2011
posted by desjardins at 1:58 PM on April 19, 2011
We will build a huge bankroll from the $5 bills of spammers.
posted by echo target at 1:58 PM on April 19, 2011
posted by echo target at 1:58 PM on April 19, 2011
Look, why are you trashing foll houses when there are empty houses in amerca
posted by kuatto at 1:59 PM on April 19, 2011
posted by kuatto at 1:59 PM on April 19, 2011
iustinu10 is actually posting in a much more nuanced manner than would appear. he is a certified genius.
posted by quonsar II: smock fishpants and the temple of foon at 1:59 PM on April 19, 2011
posted by quonsar II: smock fishpants and the temple of foon at 1:59 PM on April 19, 2011
I just won 50 casserole cats, only at FREE POKER CASSEROLE CATS
posted by tittergrrl at 1:59 PM on April 19, 2011 [3 favorites]
posted by tittergrrl at 1:59 PM on April 19, 2011 [3 favorites]
I don't think i've actually seen one of these sorts of posts in the wild, before they get deleted.
posted by chunking express at 1:59 PM on April 19, 2011
posted by chunking express at 1:59 PM on April 19, 2011
Look at it this way. Metafilter got 5 additional dollars they wouldn't have had otherwise.
posted by deadmessenger at 1:59 PM on April 19, 2011
posted by deadmessenger at 1:59 PM on April 19, 2011
Damnit infinitywaltz!
posted by ooga_booga at 1:59 PM on April 19, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by ooga_booga at 1:59 PM on April 19, 2011 [1 favorite]
I've got ace king, what do you have?
posted by Keith Talent at 1:59 PM on April 19, 2011
posted by Keith Talent at 1:59 PM on April 19, 2011
FREE Money? as in Free Beer Free?
posted by Nanukthedog at 2:00 PM on April 19, 2011
posted by Nanukthedog at 2:00 PM on April 19, 2011
Sorry, ooga_booga.
posted by infinitywaltz at 2:00 PM on April 19, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by infinitywaltz at 2:00 PM on April 19, 2011 [1 favorite]
Next time, less editorializing.
posted by shakespeherian at 2:00 PM on April 19, 2011
posted by shakespeherian at 2:00 PM on April 19, 2011
I've got ace king, what do you have?
Two Seven off-suit... story of my life.
posted by Mister Fabulous at 2:00 PM on April 19, 2011 [1 favorite]
Two Seven off-suit... story of my life.
posted by Mister Fabulous at 2:00 PM on April 19, 2011 [1 favorite]
cortex must be busy eating donuts.
posted by desjardins at 2:00 PM on April 19, 2011
posted by desjardins at 2:00 PM on April 19, 2011
Wow. Real live spam!!
posted by PostIronyIsNotaMyth at 2:00 PM on April 19, 2011
posted by PostIronyIsNotaMyth at 2:00 PM on April 19, 2011
and jessamyn is busy... doing library things
posted by desjardins at 2:00 PM on April 19, 2011
posted by desjardins at 2:00 PM on April 19, 2011
IN B4 DELETION or some other witty internet comment.
posted by longbaugh at 2:00 PM on April 19, 2011
posted by longbaugh at 2:00 PM on April 19, 2011
Poker? I barely know her!
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 2:00 PM on April 19, 2011
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 2:00 PM on April 19, 2011
and restless_nomad is busy ... nomading
posted by desjardins at 2:00 PM on April 19, 2011
posted by desjardins at 2:00 PM on April 19, 2011
I have no idea what vacapinta would be busy doing.
posted by desjardins at 2:01 PM on April 19, 2011
posted by desjardins at 2:01 PM on April 19, 2011
i sent the batsignal to cortex on #mefightclub... he's usually responsive....I blame Portal 2
posted by hellojed at 2:01 PM on April 19, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by hellojed at 2:01 PM on April 19, 2011 [1 favorite]
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