She seems like she would fit in fine around here. I bet she's be posting more stuff to products than anyone else. posted by cjorgensen at 12:58 PM on April 24, 2011
I understand when they put a condom over a banana but this is too obscure. posted by hal9k at 1:01 PM on April 24, 2011 [1 favorite]
If this is part of a full-body regimen, I imagine she could crush cans and fracture bones with kegels. posted by myownlostrib at 1:08 PM on April 24, 2011 [3 favorites]
I think you accidentally posted a clip from The Poughkeepsie Tapes. posted by Uppity Pigeon #2 at 1:08 PM on April 24, 2011
She writes for the Los Angeles Times, too. On body fascism. posted by Ideefixe at 1:09 PM on April 24, 2011
On body fascism.
i think the body nazis have already gotten her - and they're making her do bad things posted by pyramid termite at 1:15 PM on April 24, 2011 [1 favorite]
Just wait until the Facial Flex people run out of hush money and all the users with severed tongues start coming out of the woodwork. posted by Burhanistan at 2:43 PM on April 24, 2011 [2 favorites]
Some things, once seen, cannot be unseen. posted by Blazecock Pileon at 2:50 PM on April 24, 2011
What is this product supposed to do? I don't understand. posted by yeolcoatl at 2:51 PM on April 24, 2011
>What is this product supposed to do? I don't understand.
She seems quite heavily tranquilized, to me. posted by Devils Rancher at 3:55 PM on April 24, 2011
I like the part where she tries to talk. posted by Civil_Disobedient at 4:36 PM on April 24, 2011
Please tell me that I am not the only one to momentarily consider sharing this beauty tip on Facebook. posted by Short Attention Sp at 4:54 PM on April 24, 2011
Remove $50 from your bank account. According to some doctors on the internet, it doesn't do jack.
Amazing that a bunch of plastic surgeons would say that it doesn't work.
Not saying it works, just saying. posted by zephyr_words at 5:01 PM on April 24, 2011
I got this for my hamster so he can work his pecs, but it just sits in the corner of the cage covered in dirty laundry.
He does masturbate to the instructional DVD though. posted by orme at 5:23 PM on April 24, 2011 [1 favorite]
Your hamster probably would like his privacy. posted by Burhanistan at 5:30 PM on April 24, 2011
You'd be amazed at the horrible dirty things this made me think of. Amazed. posted by Ron Thanagar at 5:31 PM on April 24, 2011
Why is your hamster covered in dirty laundry if he doesn't need his privacy? posted by found missing at 5:58 PM on April 24, 2011
If she's not drunk, it's time for her to see a neurologist.
She seems quite heavily tranquilized, to me.
My guess is she had been using the device in earlier takes or something. It would fatigue the muscles around your mouth and make speaking difficult. posted by delmoi at 6:00 PM on April 24, 2011
In case anyone hasn't seen the Face yoga video yet... posted by delmoi at 6:02 PM on April 24, 2011
It comes in its own little container. She actually said that. posted by davebush at 6:13 PM on April 24, 2011
This is a product called Facial Flex and is sold on QVC. Personally, I think it is bunk.
>If she's not drunk, it's time for her to see a neurologist.
My guess is she had been using the device in earlier takes or something. It would fatigue the muscles around your mouth and make speaking difficult.
Which is why it might be worth getting for some people. It's plausible deniability the next time you get "you're slurring-drunk and you're supposed to be watching a little kid" crap from a spouse, significant other, Department of Social Services etc. posted by Mayor Curley at 7:22 PM on April 24, 2011
Hey, you don't have to buy it from QVC, you can order it from....Amazon! And gosh, read those five-star reviews! (For example, "Your mouth sphincter will never be tighter!" and "Now I have the skinniest face in the trailer park!") posted by exphysicist345 at 9:52 PM on April 24, 2011 [1 favorite]
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