I watch this video and experience an immediate visceral reaction of OH MY GOD STOP TOUCHING IT DISEASES EVERYWHERE OH GOD OH GOD.
[This has been another installment of Why My Mom is Awesome!]
‘Alright roll in it!’
‘Roll in it, get the stink of death into your chaps, in your boots, in your guns and your hair’
Well most of us puked at first, but we got used to it and vultures followed us around hopefully!
We always ride into town with the wind behind us
The townspeople gag and wretch
‘My god what’s that stink?’
‘It’s the stink of death citizens. And I think personally the whole planet stinks of death’
Zoonosis and the prospect of emerging disease are truly terrifying for their potential for mass death, cultural extinction and hell, the ending of modern civilization
He's passed on! This squirrel is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! He's pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-SQUIRREL!
the squickyness people in this thread have about dead animals in general is extremely healthy and something that is demonstrably essential to the maintenance of global civilization.
I'm going to have to go and disagree with you there. Whether it be seafood or slaughtered lamb, the domestic US food processing and delivery industries have basically removed any inference to the origin of the foodstuffs they sell
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