"My Very Own Amish Battalion" posted by LMGM at 5:27 PM on May 15, 2011
"Pathetic Baking Carnage"
Oh, this is fun. posted by LMGM at 5:28 PM on May 15, 2011
(also, I would play the shit out of some Hidden Octopus in the Hood) posted by nasreddin at 5:28 PM on May 15, 2011
Sensual Baseball Fight Club
Johnny Turbo's Bong Syndicate
Revenge of the Hamster Pimps posted by Rhaomi at 5:29 PM on May 15, 2011
I think I tried this one before, but I can't find the list of good ones I made. I remember my favorite was "Boring Guitar at the Olympics." More to follow. posted by jinjo at 5:31 PM on May 15, 2011
Teenage Moon - The Movie. posted by The Whelk at 5:35 PM on May 15, 2011
Retarded Plumber Syndrome posted by brundlefly at 5:37 PM on May 15, 2011
Someone didn't think this through very well. Chocobo was in one of the results I got, and it's a registered trademark. posted by limeonaire at 5:39 PM on May 15, 2011
I got Final Fantasy Dodgeball X, and I think that was probably actually a game. posted by FireballForever at 5:41 PM on May 15, 2011 [2 favorites]
The only one I got that I would actually check out is Brain-Damaged Bow Hunter Inferno. posted by BeerFilter at 5:42 PM on May 15, 2011
A couple actually sounded like real (albeit stupid) games. I think my favorite was Depressing Aerobics II. posted by ryaninoakland at 5:45 PM on May 15, 2011 [2 favorites]
Hmm. And I also found Phoenix Wright, Mickey Mouse, Batman, and Indiana Jones in there. If they took that stuff out—the stuff that couldn't really be used in a video-game title—it'd be pretty good. Like Magnetic Pirate X-treme or Canadian Outlaw Connection—those sound like good games. posted by limeonaire at 5:48 PM on May 15, 2011
The Care Bears' Jazz 3000
Sexy Shopping Fest
Alcoholic Porn Disaster
Full Metal Octopus Rampage
Erotic Combat Force (isn't this already a hentai series or something)
Disturbing Barcode Dance Party posted by bayani at 5:53 PM on May 15, 2011
Enormous Sandwich Smuggler actually sounds like a lot of fun. So does Caribbean Wedding Armageddon. posted by pernoctalian at 5:54 PM on May 15, 2011 [1 favorite]
Fantastic Polka Raider
Masters of Lizard Showdown
M.C. Escher's Scorched Earth Shootout
Pagan Hammer Dancers
Horrifying Frog of the Blood God
Scottish Animal Basketball
Orbital Zamboni - The Gathering Storm
Charlie Brown's Dating Sim - I swear this has already been made as a flash game. posted by Inner Universe at 6:00 PM on May 15, 2011
That is just so awesome and beautiful. I don't just want to play it, I want to be it . . . posted by KingEdRa at 6:06 PM on May 15, 2011
I kept hitting "Make me a another name!" hoping to get to Dicksmash Xavier McIroncock but it never came up. I'm guessing the creator(s) never play Xbox Live. posted by Purposeful Grimace at 6:08 PM on May 15, 2011
Charlie Brown's Flatulence of Magic posted by Harpocrates at 6:18 PM on May 15, 2011
Elmo's Moped Bloodbath
Jedi Lego Master
Cantankerous Dentist Melee
Kabuki Big Game Hunter in Busytown
Panzer Ice Cream Forever posted by gamera at 6:18 PM on May 15, 2011
In Search of the Porn - Collector's Edition posted by Wolfdog at 6:19 PM on May 15, 2011
As I recall. Panzer Icecream Forever had a fantastic range of WWII vehicles but its unrealistic melting algorithm made it nearly unplayable. posted by gamera at 6:22 PM on May 15, 2011 [1 favorite]
Primal Furry Hero
I'd like to see the controller for that one. posted by Wolfdog at 6:23 PM on May 15, 2011
Ho-Hum Devil Rocket
Dr. Business in Space
Peaceful Crowbar Creator
Frankenstein's Bandicoot on the High Seas posted by jinjo at 6:42 PM on May 15, 2011
I am trying to remember the fake video game titles in Tristan Farnsworth's 'QA Condfidential'. I am vaguely recalling something like:
Shit Keeps Falling
Asian Taxi Driver
Operation: Assassinate Lincoln posted by ovvl at 6:49 PM on May 15, 2011
True Crime: Chicken Mayhem
My kids say they would absolutely play Communist Bobsled Shootout. posted by gamera at 6:49 PM on May 15, 2011
I've loved this site for years. Let me say I have laughed until I cried while spending a good hour on here a few times in my life. Thanks for reminding me about it again.
I just got: Hardcore Yoga from Hell and I think I've played that one before. posted by cmgonzalez at 6:50 PM on May 15, 2011
Tell those fucks* at TIGSource to make a competition based on this name generator.
*Awesome people. posted by d1rge at 6:51 PM on May 15, 2011
I demand a copy of "All-Night Yak Hoedown" immediately. I must play this game. posted by Help, I can't stop talking! at 9:20 PM on May 15, 2011
Barbie's Nudist Terror
Terrible Flatulence Conundrum
Action Hoedown of the Third Reich
Ho-Hum Railroad Fiasco
Radical STD Girl posted by danb at 9:29 PM on May 15, 2011
Second one I got was:
Super Sunshine of the Blood God posted by delmoi at 9:35 PM on May 15, 2011
Jedi Pogo Spectacular
Profane Platypus Panic
Fatal Squirrel Caper
Screaming Dating Wasteland (too realistic for me) posted by ApathyGirl at 11:55 PM on May 15, 2011
German Jackhammer Brothers
I'm pretty sure I've watched that... though it wasn't a video game. posted by delfin at 4:24 AM on May 16, 2011
Scooby Doo and the Chocobo Bloodbath - I must have this. posted by starvingartist at 4:40 AM on May 16, 2011
Nerf Prison Fight Club
Morbidly Obese Limbo Fantasy
Jackie Chan's Cannibal Insanity
Legend of Furry Castle
Black Banana 95
All-American Elevator Punch-Out!!
Nudist Hillbilly Wars
Battlefield: Katana Detective
Wandering Pony Summoner
The Harlem Globetrotters: Forklift Warfare
My Very Own Hippo 64 posted by robocop is bleeding at 5:30 AM on May 16, 2011 [1 favorite]
Insane Porn Dancers. I know I've seen that.
Def Jam Mall Disaster. Zombie games are so overdone, a crossover with the * Hero games was inevitable.
Full Metal Stapler Choreographer. I...don't even know what this would be. But I want a combination stapler / choreographer now. Or do I want a choreographer that creates stapler dances? Either way. posted by Lemurrhea at 5:58 AM on May 16, 2011
Mary Kate and Ashley's Mall of the Blood God posted by HeroZero at 6:57 AM on May 16, 2011
Brain-Damaged Duck Party. That's so me, you don't even know. posted by h00py at 7:22 AM on May 16, 2011
"Inbred Sumo Pro"
Is there a "Lite" version of this I can try for free? Ninety-nine cents is a lot to pay for just another copy-cat inbred sumo game. posted by wenestvedt at 7:56 AM on May 16, 2011
CELEBRITY FASHION ATTACK. Wow. I'm imagining a game where in Part 1 you choose a teen pop idol and race against time to outfit them in the latest trends, and then in Part 2 there's a Mortal Kombat-esque throwdown where you get to make a coked-up Lindsey Lohan garrot Mary-Kate Olsen with her own slouchy hobo bag. posted by en forme de poire at 8:03 AM on May 16, 2011
I would totally play "Brain-Damaged Chipmunk Advance" posted by rmless at 8:22 AM on May 16, 2011
"Extreme Sloth Dash". I don't even know how that would work. Also:
"Infinite Battle Battle"
"Interactive Bingo 25th Anniversary Edition"
"Infinite Puzzle from Outer Space"
"Barbie's Battle Anthology"
"The Care Bears' Unicorn - The Card Game" posted by Tau Wedel at 11:01 AM on May 16, 2011
Cthulu's Devil Hero
Naughty Chainsaw Football
Hitler's Sex XXX
Peaceful Shaving - The Dark Project
Morbid Booty - 3rd Strike
Def Jam Goth Oppression
Hardcore WWII PosseFrench Makeout Conundrum
Canadian Toon Power
The Six Million Dollar STD Jam
...
Holy crap I could do this all day. posted by owtytrof at 11:12 AM on May 16, 2011
For those not covered by insurance, there's a cheaper optionL
All-Night Surgery in Crazyland
And uh....
Forgotten Manlove Solid posted by cmgonzalez at 1:17 PM on May 16, 2011
Viking Nightmare Forever.
Sleep! That's when I'm a viking! posted by Splunge at 1:35 PM on May 16, 2011
These would be fantastic as a collection of minigames. "Mystic Helicopter Brothers" was the best one I got. posted by Sibrax at 2:23 PM on May 16, 2011
No One Can Stop The Wheelchair 64
World of Cardboard Uncensored
The Castle of the Plumber King
(I'm assuming the final boss battle is you stalking into the tiled main hall, plunger at the ready, with the goal of destroying his porcelain throne as you avoid the dreadful, dirty, slime spewing snake minions.) posted by DisreputableDog at 4:31 PM on May 16, 2011
Hillbilly Chicken Challenge
Deep Space Amish Conquest
Neurotic Mafia On The Road
Inbred Railroad on the Oregon Trail
Sleepy Alligator Simulator
Morbidly Obese Chef of Love
Religious Square Dancing DJ
Dracula's Samurai College
This is far more fun than it ought to be. Also, I would play Hillbilly Chicken Challenge. (I'm thinking Angry Birds with Southern accents.) posted by JustKeepSwimming at 7:33 PM on May 16, 2011
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