September 15, 2001
3:57 PM
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The best offense is a good defense?With all the halting of sporting events and the outspokenness of some athletes, Tuesday's tragedy certainly puts our pasttimes in perspective. But this column's perspective sort of irked me, just from statements like this: "When Monday morning comes, let our enemies know that we are coming after them the way the Baltimore Ravens go after a ball carrier."
Come on.
Should sports have continued this weekend?
posted by crunchybird (11 comments total)
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But honestly? It really felt like MLB/NFL/NCAA were pretty much in a big-dick pissing contest over who could be the most emptily pious and faux-respectful "in the face of this national tragedy". I'm surprised Selig and Tagliabue didn't devolve into a shouting match:
"You gonna cancel all games through the weekend? Well fuck you, muthafuckah, I'm gonna cancel the rest of the season! How do ya like dem apples, jerkwad?!"
"Cancel the whole season? Shit, man, I'm gonna cancel the fuckin' sport- we're gonna disband all the teams and shut down the stadiums!"
"Oh yeah?! Well, to show OUR respect is bigger than YOUR respect, we're gonna cancel even little league games, and lobby congress to make it a federal offense to even THINK about baseball! Ain't no one gonna accuse us of not being reSPECTful, dammit! We're the biggest badass respectful mofo's that ever LIVED!!"
And on, and on, and on...
posted by hincandenza at 4:12 PM on September 15, 2001