Useless to the nth
June 18, 2011 7:24 AM Subscribe
You may have seen 'the useless machine'. However, it's been improved upon - there is now the MOST useless machine. It gets... aggressively useless. (previously)
This post was deleted for the following reason: Double. -- restless_nomad
Am I wrong or is this a double?
posted by ReeMonster at 7:29 AM on June 18, 2011
posted by ReeMonster at 7:29 AM on June 18, 2011
Oh Pinhead, how far you've fallen.
posted by cjorgensen at 7:31 AM on June 18, 2011
posted by cjorgensen at 7:31 AM on June 18, 2011
Direct link to the YouTube clip, and it seems that this version as a light that indicates when it is on, before it is turned off.
posted by filthy light thief at 7:35 AM on June 18, 2011
posted by filthy light thief at 7:35 AM on June 18, 2011
!!!!!
posted by andreaazure at 7:35 AM on June 18, 2011
posted by andreaazure at 7:35 AM on June 18, 2011
Yeah, this post is useless... And my comment is too, cause I would link to the previous post, but im commenting via android...
posted by JoeXIII007 at 7:43 AM on June 18, 2011
posted by JoeXIII007 at 7:43 AM on June 18, 2011
It's not useless. It very clearly tidies the desk.
posted by Sourisnoire at 7:59 AM on June 18, 2011
posted by Sourisnoire at 7:59 AM on June 18, 2011
I was contemplating a useless post today - you post it on the blue, it flags itself as a double and then a mod comes along and deletes it.
posted by Dr Dracator at 8:00 AM on June 18, 2011
posted by Dr Dracator at 8:00 AM on June 18, 2011
Were my eyes deceiving me or were the characters across the front of the box changing from scene-to-scene?
posted by Thorzdad at 8:02 AM on June 18, 2011
posted by Thorzdad at 8:02 AM on June 18, 2011
I dunno if it's THE most useless machine. I mean, I had a 32X...
posted by gc at 8:06 AM on June 18, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by gc at 8:06 AM on June 18, 2011 [2 favorites]
Didn't watch to the end before, the Curley Howard spinning and switch retraction...
Pure Genius
I like a machine that is serious about it's uselesness.
posted by djrock3k at 8:09 AM on June 18, 2011
Pure Genius
I like a machine that is serious about it's uselesness.
posted by djrock3k at 8:09 AM on June 18, 2011
Aw, what's in the box?!
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 8:14 AM on June 18, 2011
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 8:14 AM on June 18, 2011
I'm new to this whole concept, but it seems to me that neither machine is useless. They amuse. They also suck up time for the inventor/builder that could be spent inventing/building terrible weapons of war.
Between the two, the newer one is less useless, because it also cleans the desk (once), then disables itself to permit more non-useless machine building.
posted by Clyde Mnestra at 8:20 AM on June 18, 2011
Between the two, the newer one is less useless, because it also cleans the desk (once), then disables itself to permit more non-useless machine building.
posted by Clyde Mnestra at 8:20 AM on June 18, 2011
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