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Love Your Vagina Song (nsfw) "...starring over 25 names submitted to the loveyourvagina poll, which asked women from across the world what they call theirs. You gave us 14,000 different names, and there are still more coming in every day!" (via copyranter)
posted by madamjujujive (47 comments total) 10 users marked this as a favorite

 
I humbly submit "Anigav" for when it prolapses.
posted by Renoroc at 8:13 PM on June 28, 2011 [1 favorite]


But is it art?! It's no Python.

I watched it earlier today, and I still have that not-so-fresh feeling.
posted by markkraft at 8:28 PM on June 28, 2011


and if you don't want to love your vagina i bet you can find someone to love it for you
posted by nathancaswell at 8:28 PM on June 28, 2011 [1 favorite]


Itchy itchy nana.
posted by fairmettle at 8:37 PM on June 28, 2011


Looks like they want to sell me a "Mooncup."
posted by basicchannel at 8:46 PM on June 28, 2011 [1 favorite]


I think that women loving their vaginas is a good thing, btw. I just don't understand why they need a formal litany, a naming of the names, and an off-Broadway production in order to do so.

Now, flashmobs... that would be interesting.
posted by markkraft at 8:47 PM on June 28, 2011 [3 favorites]


My Frilly Whirl! that's way better than nappy dugout.
posted by msali at 9:07 PM on June 28, 2011


PINEAPPLE is now number 372 with 6 entries.

As it should be.
posted by Sailormom at 9:10 PM on June 28, 2011 [3 favorites]


"You gave us 14,000 different names..." but how many are actually what women call their vaginas? I'm sure we could come up with a few thousand off the top of our head, too.
posted by me3dia at 9:23 PM on June 28, 2011


Strangely, "wincing turnip" only has one entry.
Heh: Base camp, Holy Grail, Vaginamite, Funkytown

me3dia, I am sure mosr of these are people just trying to be clever or silly. But still, I think there are a lot of little personal names and in-jokes between friends & lovers... plus language varieties and variations in spelling.
posted by madamjujujive at 9:37 PM on June 28, 2011


Pudendum-A and Pudendum-B
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 10:02 PM on June 28, 2011


If I had one, I would name it madamjujujive.

I swear, that's a compliment.
posted by hermitosis at 10:04 PM on June 28, 2011 [4 favorites]


Why didn't 4chan vote on this?
posted by klangklangston at 10:16 PM on June 28, 2011


... I would name it madamjujujive I swear, that's a compliment.

That's pretty long... too much of a mouthful, dare I say? But I noted there are a few "jujus" in that list.
posted by madamjujujive at 10:20 PM on June 28, 2011


The "madam" part would just be for special occasions.
posted by hermitosis at 10:23 PM on June 28, 2011 [2 favorites]


...and there are still more coming in every day!

You slut.
posted by zephyr_words at 10:34 PM on June 28, 2011 [1 favorite]


whoever names their lady bits La Cuntessa, well I would like a formal introduction
posted by PinkMoose at 10:35 PM on June 28, 2011 [1 favorite]


"High maintenance is No 3601 with 1 entries"

eep. Maybe I should call mine "Annual Tune Up."

But I won't. I'll go on calling it Woowoo, as God intended.
posted by taz at 11:18 PM on June 28, 2011 [1 favorite]


...One to change the light bulb and three to write a folk song about it.
posted by joannemullen at 11:48 PM on June 28, 2011


Velvet Igloo
posted by bardic at 12:24 AM on June 29, 2011


I'm surprised none of the girls called theirs "love glove", at least when I just checked.
posted by rmmcclay at 12:25 AM on June 29, 2011


Downtown Dining and Entertainment District

So... what does it eat?
posted by troll at 12:35 AM on June 29, 2011


Dining at the Y
posted by bardic at 12:56 AM on June 29, 2011


PINEAPPLE is now number 372 with 6 entries.

As it should be.


And I salute those brave 6, who successfully entered a pineapple.

Second only to the hairy coconut for sheer technical challenge, the pineapple offers rewards beyond the ken of those feeble amateurs who have only ever entered a microwaved melon or sun-warmed papaya.
posted by sebastienbailard at 1:50 AM on June 29, 2011


No love for the hairy purse then?
posted by PeterMcDermott at 2:01 AM on June 29, 2011


"Babe, can I borrow a quarter?"
posted by troll at 2:04 AM on June 29, 2011


If I recall correctly, Sheena Easton had Sugar Walls.
posted by bwg at 2:12 AM on June 29, 2011


There is only my supervijantastically mystical feminine goddess core.
posted by psoas at 3:10 AM on June 29, 2011


Is there a ranked list?
posted by Mitheral at 3:19 AM on June 29, 2011


I just entered Gorilla Salad. It hadn't been added yet. Someone had to do it.
posted by yoga at 4:16 AM on June 29, 2011


Wankel Rotary Engine.
posted by delfin at 4:22 AM on June 29, 2011 [5 favorites]


Looks like they want to sell me a "Mooncup."

Indeed they do - they've been advertising on the Tube for a while, and this was shot for UK TV (though hasn't been shown yet as far as I know.
posted by mippy at 4:49 AM on June 29, 2011


No 9v battery ?
posted by adamvasco at 4:54 AM on June 29, 2011 [1 favorite]


Bob.
posted by swift at 5:02 AM on June 29, 2011 [1 favorite]


I called my ex-wife's "Gnasher". Probably.
posted by Decani at 5:14 AM on June 29, 2011


When I think of "pineapple" in that context, I think of the B-52's song "Strobe Light".
posted by rmd1023 at 5:18 AM on June 29, 2011


That whose name shall not be spoken.
posted by Thorzdad at 5:37 AM on June 29, 2011 [1 favorite]


Hooray, this vagina-positive action is brought to you by the Moon Cup, which is awesome.
posted by Mooseli at 5:45 AM on June 29, 2011


Calling it "pineapple" brings a whole new meaning to that Sparks song.
posted by pxe2000 at 6:00 AM on June 29, 2011 [1 favorite]


Slot B.
posted by clvrmnky at 6:24 AM on June 29, 2011


The Holy of Holies.
posted by Ratio at 6:54 AM on June 29, 2011


MadameVajujujive, which would, of course, be a fab snarkpuppet name.

hoo-hoo
posted by theora55 at 8:28 AM on June 29, 2011 [1 favorite]


The hoohoo of Holies?

I love naming threads
posted by theora55 at 8:28 AM on June 29, 2011


Now this gives a whole new meaning to "The Vagina Song".

Now that is an homage.
posted by lynnshaze at 8:53 AM on June 29, 2011 [1 favorite]


Advertising promotions are awesome! Or rather, vaginal!
posted by Ideefixe at 8:56 AM on June 29, 2011 [1 favorite]


The Red Vadge of Courage
posted by Ratio at 9:13 AM on June 29, 2011


That whose name shall not be spoken.

As an ex of mine warned me after drunk dialing for a booty call once... 'Do not call up what ye cannot put down!'
posted by FatherDagon at 11:02 AM on June 29, 2011 [2 favorites]


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