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obscurator — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 10:27:23 -0800

[Bill] Kerlina said his two years [as principal of a D.C. Public School] left him with high blood pressure, extra pounds from a stress-induced diet of Armand's and McDonald's lunches, and a sense that life is too short. The bitter icing on the cake, as it were, was when certain financial promises made to him were rescinded. Principal K has left DCPS to open a gourmet cupcake shop. (website under construction)

By: found missing

found missing — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 10:32:18 -0800

I blame the system for why I don't pack my own lunch.

By: Loto

Loto — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 10:37:38 -0800

Seriously, how many more cupcake shops can DC handle?

By: box

box — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 10:38:42 -0800

The future of humanity depends on having committed, determined and effective gourmet cupcake shop owners.

By: ghharr

ghharr — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 10:38:59 -0800

Is there a way I can short the cupcake bubble?

By: Frowner

Frowner — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 10:39:40 -0800

Wish I was running a gourmet cupcake shop. The stuff on the third page where Kerlina says that there aren't more white students at the school because rich parents send their kids to private school, there's a competitor school across the way and some parents are just racist - this seems to me to highlight the sheer stupidity of trying to conceptualize schools like businesses, with an endless round of "competition" for students.

By: Frowner

Frowner — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 10:40:21 -0800

Also, this mid-thirties person is delighted when a 39-year-old is described as "young" and "baby-faced". I know that's principal years, but still.

By: Flood

Flood — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 10:48:41 -0800

I left the NYC school system several years ago. I loved my job, my students loved me, my principal loved me, I got good results - but the NYC Dept of Education is so incredibly dysfunctional that it became not worth the effort to fight them. Big school systems drum out more good people than most realize. Those who are willing to fight the system, to get tenure and a pension, are the ones who end up staying. Anyone daring to step outside the Bureaucratic box is squashed. School systems are the worst thing ever. They are the play-ground of politicians and union bosses, and they reward those who can work the system - while being incapable of evaluating a teacher's real worth. American education is going further into the toilet everyday.

By: Old'n'Busted

Old'n'Busted — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 10:50:23 -0800

high blood pressure, extra pounds And then he goes and opens a cupcake shop? As if running a small business that depends on the disposable income of rich people who treat everyone like crap isn't going to make him eat his inventory even more than before...

By: Nomyte

Nomyte — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 10:56:27 -0800

Seriously, how many more cupcake shops can DC handle? His cupcake shop is in Howard County. Kerlina may be taking advantage of the acute pastry shortage up in Columbia.

By: Navelgazer

Navelgazer — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 10:56:52 -0800

There is nothing justifiable about Armand's pizza.

By: fourcheesemac

fourcheesemac — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 10:58:06 -0800

I've had it with this wage slave bullshit, serving the ungrateful spawn of ignorant materialist sheeple. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna follow my bliss, do my dream, chase the brass bobble-head doll, fuck this risk averse straight life! Let's see, I know. No wait, I'm gonna create an online community.

By: fourcheesemac

fourcheesemac — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 10:59:51 -0800

Until he found out there was another inferior cupcake shop already open on the same block. And it had tenure. And seniority.

By: fourcheesemac

fourcheesemac — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 11:01:33 -0800

And every single cupcake you make must be tested. And contain exactly the same ingredients.

By: clavdivs

clavdivs — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 11:01:47 -0800

I bet there is something heavy he is hiding

By: Loto

Loto — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 11:01:53 -0800

Hah, that is a bit funny. The school district in Howard County is supposed to be one of the best in the state. My sister, a teacher in Howard County, has been on a salary freeze for years and is constantly telling me stories of the horrible parents she deals with. She's an excellent baker, maybe I'll point her towards the shop. I wonder if, like most businesses in Columbia, it is going to end up hidden in the bottom of an office building with its signage facing away from the road. What a frighteningly horrible post-war planned city...

By: Etrigan

Etrigan — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 11:02:22 -0800

He said that he was promised more money besides his salary, and I honestly have to wonder what he thought he would make. Are there principal bonuses that he felt he should have qualified for despite objectively losing students and lower test scores, or is there some kind of slush fund that everyone knows about but no one talks about loud, or what?

By: found missing

found missing — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 11:03:23 -0800

a small business that depends on the disposable income of rich people who treat everyone like crap I'm not sure what you are saying here, but it might be because I have frosting on my monocle. Where is that hideous little man who cleans this damn thing?

By: clavdivs

clavdivs — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 11:03:32 -0800

it is called being democrat

By: The Card Cheat

The Card Cheat — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 11:04:07 -0800

I have a tremendous amount of respect for good teachers, because you couldn't pay me enough to teach (well, you could...but we'd be talking, like, nine figures yearly). I love how a lot of people seem to think teaching is an easy gig for lazy slackers, but complain about how hard parenting is*. One or two or three kids under the same roof? The hardest thing you'll ever do! Thirty kids in the same room, many of whom actively resent being forced to be there? Piece of cake! Incidentally, I thought the cupcake bubble had popped a long time ago. I mean, there was a Simpsons episode where Edna Krabappel opened a muffin store in 2009. Good luck, Mr. Kerlina. * I am most emphatically not implying that parenting is not difficult.

By: webhund

webhund — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 11:05:42 -0800

Well he's not going to drop those extra pounds by going into the cupcake business.

By: Metroid Baby

Metroid Baby — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 11:05:54 -0800

I know the "catalog" pages are just placeholders, but I would absolutely pay $4 for a cupcake that tasted like a tall rock or captured the excitement of being around this Italian waters.

By: clavdivs

clavdivs — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 11:09:13 -0800

I say, let him eat cupcakes.

By: T.D. Strange

T.D. Strange — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 11:19:44 -0800

The cupcake bubble hasn't popped yet, although it may be close. It's entering into the delusion stage of an economic bubble. The reality show officially marked the onset of the 'greed' phase. Now that the show has had some sucess, everyday people are saying, "Wtf, I can cook a freaking cupcake, where's my reality show?" And they're not just thinking it, they're acting. What we're seeing with this guy is the equivelent of a self-employed plumber mortgaging his business van and taking out a home equity line to become a day trader after reading Dow 36,000. The market collapse is coming, it's a just a few more principals quitting thier jobs and blowing thier life savings off still.

By: brain_drain

brain_drain — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 11:29:44 -0800

Trenchant words from the D.C. schools chancellor: "I guess that we all know everything ain't for everybody," Henderson said.

By: a robot made out of meat

a robot made out of meat — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 12:03:19 -0800

Those who are willing to fight the system, to get tenure and a pension, are the ones who end up staying. Anyone daring to step outside the Bureaucratic box is squashed. Could you clarify this? What do "fighting the system" and "step outside the Bureaucratic box" mean?

By: emjaybee

emjaybee — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 12:14:22 -0800

Reading the description, I was sure this was a sitcom premise. I bet he hires a wacky, dope-smoking slacker, a pretty struggling single mom, and a distinguished older black gentleman who is an amazing baker but hides a terrible secret--he can't read! Hijinks and heart-tugging ensue.

By: LN

LN — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 12:20:44 -0800

Robot made of meat: with several relatives who are teachers, I can pretty much guess at this. "Fighting the system" means you stick it out through all the crap you have to deal with every day, you do your damndest to make sure none of the shit sticks to you because boy howdy does it get thrown around, and you do what you can for the kids under your care each year. You volunteer for extracurricular activities even though there's no money or recognition in it for you, because it's good for the kids. You pay for supplies for your classroom out of your own pocket because there's no budget for it and the kids need it or could benefit from it. You beg, and borrow, and ask for teaching supplies as Christmas and birthday presents 'cause you can't afford it any other way. You soldier on through ineffectual management, poor decision-making, and endless new rules imposed on you from all sides, right down to stupid rules imposed by the janitor who doesn't want to wax the floors except once a year, because you're there for the kids, after all. The system is broken, and in order to be an effective teacher, you have to fight against it - or more to the point, you have to work around it. If you can soldier on and fight through all the bullshit, and basically OUTLAST others in your system, you get tenure and a pension. But heaven forfend that you should stand up and point out how fucking broken the system is. That's "stepping outside of the bureaucratic box". Complaining about the system, about working conditions, about dumb stupid rules that prevent you from doing your job aren't OK, because it either reflects badly on management at the school board, or it raises the spectre of budget cuts that no-one can seemingly do anything about. The principal and the superintendent don't want to hear about it, because they already know, and feel as caught by it as the teachers do.

By: Potomac Avenue

Potomac Avenue — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 12:33:56 -0800

There is nothing justifiable about Armand's pizza. posted by Navelgazer Oh no you didn't. Armands is delicious you just don't understand deep dish AND YOU NEVER WILL *runs out of room hides under covers crying*

By: Halloween Jack

Halloween Jack — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 13:07:12 -0800

I believe that cupcakes are the future.

By: Copronymus

Copronymus — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 13:13:34 -0800

I believe that cupcakes are the future. I heard a couple of years ago that cupcakes were totally over and on their way out. Apparently the future is, instead, going to be macaroons.

By: NorthernLite

NorthernLite — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 13:16:48 -0800

I believe that cupcakes are the future. Show them all the beauty they possess inside ...

By: schmod

schmod — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 13:17:36 -0800

Loto: "Seriously, how many more cupcake shops can DC handle?" Several. _{And, seriously. Northwest are their own little worlds, and "bubbles" in many senses of the word. I know very little of these cupcakes that you speak of.}

By: schmod

schmod — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 13:18:00 -0800

_{*Northwest and Georgetown are their own little worlds.}

By: not that girl

not that girl — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 14:38:05 -0800

And, seriously. Northwest are their own little worlds, and "bubbles" in many senses of the word. I know very little of these cupcakes that you speak of. Somebody opened a cupcake shop in East Lansing, and every time the kids and I drove past it we said, "We should try that place," and then just a few weeks later we decided to try it and when we got there, it had already closed.

By: not that girl

not that girl — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 14:40:59 -0800

One or two or three kids under the same roof? The hardest thing you'll ever do! Thirty kids in the same room, many of whom actively resent being forced to be there? Piece of cake! Among my homeschooling friends (I also homeschool), we often have the opposite conversation. It goes like this: "I only have two kids, but I've had to try three different math curricula this year! I haven't been able to use anything twice because the kids have such different interests and styles that what one loves, the other one is bored to tears by. How the hell does somebody in a room of 20 or 30 kids possibly do it?"

By: MtDewd

MtDewd — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 14:48:06 -0800

Armands is delicious Seconded. (Hope you were serious) I just saw the name and got hungry. Haven't been for a dozen years though. Might have changed.

By: Navelgazer

Navelgazer — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 15:05:24 -0800

MtDewd: When you last went was the crust made of stale soggy graham crackers mixed with cardboard? Was the cheese pre-congealed under a heat-lamp and applied my a monkey with a trowel? Was the sauce Ragu mixed with a bag of sugar? Were those elements all created separately and then stacked on top of one another so as not to hold together unless with a toothpick? If so, then no, it hasn't changed. And perhaps I just literally don't understand deep dish. It's not my preference at all (I go for super-crispy thin crust, myself) so given my choice I go for Two Boots in NY or Alberto's if I'm in DC (which is where I now live.) But it's not like I hate deep dish or anything, meanwhile I well and truly hate Armand's, which is easily the worst pizza I've had in the States, and yet is so ubiquitous as to be unavoidable (seemingly the official pizza of cheaply catered events.) But I guess some people love it. I just can't comprehend it.

By: Bulgaroktonos

Bulgaroktonos — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 15:25:16 -0800

Navelgazer, if Armand's is truly the worst pizza you've had in the US, I recommend you travel more. There is actually bad pizza out there. I've also never really understood the pizza snob thing, it's bread with cheese on it, it's always going to be fine. Also, there is a like 75% chance I will get home to find my wife has ordered Armand's to eat while she watches torrented episodes of Franklin and Bash.

By: Huck500

Huck500 — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 15:36:55 -0800

They are the play-ground of politicians and union bosses My teacher's union's boss is a teacher...

By: Navelgazer

Navelgazer — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 16:09:44 -0800

Bulgaoktonos, I've ravelled quite a bit. As I said, it's a personal preference thing and there's obviously something I don't get, because other people love Armand's and I can think of a single positive thing about it. Every aspect of the pizza is awful. To me.

By: BitterOldPunk

BitterOldPunk — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 16:58:47 -0800

The cupcake bubble hasn't popped yet, although it may be close. My town runs about three to four years behind the rest of the US. (Trendwise. In other ways, we're decades behind.) The first gourmet cupcakery just opened last month. That sound you hear is the bubble bursting.

By: box

box — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 17:04:45 -0800

Little Rock's gourmet cupcakery opened in '08.

By: notsnot

notsnot — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 18:08:47 -0800

Copronymus: "I heard a couple of years ago that cupcakes were totally over and on their way out. Apparently the future is, instead, going to be macaroons." I know where the best macaroons in the world are made. The secret: huckleberries.

By: jenfullmoon

jenfullmoon — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 19:09:01 -0800

I for one shall be rooting for madeleines to take over the world next. Anyway, back on topic: good teachers are driven out of education every day, most of them are getting laid off. I don't think I'm weeping too much for this guy complaining he wasn't paid enough, and I guess he'll learn one way or another in the soon-to-be-way-overdone cupcake business.

By: jamjam

jamjam — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 19:32:42 -0800

Well he's not going to drop those extra pounds by going into the cupcake business. True, but that makes him a real roll model for his customers.

By: madajb

madajb — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 21:24:45 -0800

My town runs about three to four years behind the rest of the US. (Trendwise. In other ways, we're decades behind.) The first gourmet cupcakery just opened last month. Indeed, my town also just acquired a cupcake shop. They are, of course, organic, egg-free, dairy-free, gluten-free, sugar-free, cruelty-free and taste-free.

By: Mooseli

Mooseli — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 03:25:23 -0800

Mmmmm. Cupcake bubble.

By: obscurator

obscurator — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 06:44:28 -0800

roll model Of the jelly variety?

By: vhsiv

vhsiv — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 11:35:31 -0800

Armands will always be 1000% better than Sbarro's. I recognize that this means very little to a lot of people, but I've lived in both Chicago and NYC and other than an occaisional trip to 7th Hill Pizza, Amrmand's is my default pizza spot, if only because they are closest to me. But we don't need more cupcake shops. Vietnamese noodle (Pho) shops? There isn't aren't enough of them down here.