September 18, 2001

9:18 AM

Michigan family finds giant mushroom.|Bullemic woman arrested for dumping vomit. |Food poison used as painkiller | and Neanderthal Medicare. The universe still moves on in its wacky way.
posted by KirkJobSluder (8 comments total)

Another sign things are returning to normal: Dennis Rodman in trouble with the law again.
posted by msacheson at 9:33 AM on September 18, 2001

that puff ball was our ace in the hole.
posted by newnameintown at 9:40 AM on September 18, 2001

that mushroom was making me hungry, but the bullemic story is making me not so hungry.
posted by moz at 9:58 AM on September 18, 2001

How about this one? Man arrested for "being intimate" with cows. The best part of the article? The owner of the cows said the accused "certainly didn't have my permission to be intimate with my cows". Hee hee.
posted by starvingartist at 10:03 AM on September 18, 2001

You beat me to my title ("The world moves on"), so I'll just say, who among us hasn't?
posted by yerfatma at 10:04 AM on September 18, 2001

beat you to the article, too, yerfatma :)
posted by starvingartist at 10:07 AM on September 18, 2001

Damnit. I blame lunch.
posted by yerfatma at 10:09 AM on September 18, 2001

"...but if he had sought my permission then I would have been perfectly OK with him having a little romp in the hay with Bessie"
posted by zempf at 11:26 AM on September 18, 2001