"Warren G, what are you doing here?!"

July 13, 2011 10:53 AM

"Warren G, what are you doing here?!"... "What does it look like I'm doing?!" ... Legendary recording artist, Warren G, offers a little help to a man struggling to satisfy his woman. "Are you my waiter?" ... "Nah, I'm the Regulator." (MLYT) (via)
posted by mrgrimm (15 comments total)

OK, the first was pretty generic but the second with Warren G on the toilet... surrealist comedy gold. Dude should regulate with a little fibre maybe.
posted by GuyZero at 10:57 AM on July 13, 2011

Where did he pull the pills from while he was on the toilet? Also this is a pretty weak excuse for a post. Sorry.
posted by joelf at 11:00 AM on July 13, 2011

A weird collision between President Harding and the soprano sax guy happened in my brain when I read this post.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 11:01 AM on July 13, 2011 [2 favorites]

I'm gettin jacked, I'm breakin myself
I can't believe I blew Warren's wealth
I sold my rings, I sold my rolex
Then a brotha called me up and said "Spam comes next!"
posted by PeterMcDermott at 11:14 AM on July 13, 2011 [5 favorites]

Nate Dogg did all the regulating anyway. Warren G was lucky to have him.
posted by echo target at 11:19 AM on July 13, 2011

Herbal Viagra Blue?
posted by Antidisestablishmentarianist at 11:24 AM on July 13, 2011

A weird collision between President Harding and the soprano sax guy happened in my brain when I read this post.

Well, your comment added the Sexy Sax Man to the mix, so thanks a lot for that. This really has been a strange day.
posted by Elmore at 11:32 AM on July 13, 2011 [1 favorite]

joelf: "Also this is a pretty weak excuse for a post. Sorry."

Wow. I have never disagreed with anything more than I do with what you just said.

Regulate!
posted by danny the boy at 11:37 AM on July 13, 2011 [1 favorite]

Now every time I get a hard on, I think of Warren G taking a crap.
posted by stinkycheese at 11:40 AM on July 13, 2011 [2 favorites]

Also this is a pretty weak excuse for a post.

Well that was a pretty weak "excuse" for a comment ... I am curious--why "excuse"? Why not simply "a pretty weak post"? The term "excuse" connotes "shitass" to me more than"pretty weak," i.e. this "excuse of a post" doesn't come close to meeting the standard of quality that the real, valuable, insightful, and generally FANTASTIC MetaFilter posts do. /rawr

I'm amazed (and generally pleased) at some of the posts that last these days. I would be very surprised if this were deleted. YES, THAT IS A DARE. :P

Where did he pull the pills from while he was on the toilet?

.. ah, so you watched the TMZ video as well ...
posted by mrgrimm at 11:41 AM on July 13, 2011

The whole thing's a joke on the name "Harding," right? Please?
posted by The World Famous at 11:42 AM on July 13, 2011

Now every time I get a hard on, I think of Warren G taking a crap.

And then he says 'regulate' and I think of The Untouchables, and Kevin Costner... and it's gone...
posted by Elmore at 12:01 PM on July 13, 2011 [1 favorite]

If you think of that scene from Young Guns where Charlie Sheen gets shot like 20 times by a guy in a shitter, it comes back.
posted by mannequito at 12:30 PM on July 13, 2011

I was selling boner pills in downtown LA
Nate Dogg and Warren G work at the FDA
I need FDA approval but I can't reach Nate
That's why it's Warren G that had to regulate

(probably should have an NSFW in there somewhere)
posted by Hoopo at 1:21 PM on July 13, 2011

Mount up, indeed
posted by dhammond at 1:22 PM on July 13, 2011 [1 favorite]