"Warren G, what are you doing here?!"
July 13, 2011 10:53 AM   Subscribe

"Warren G, what are you doing here?!"... "What does it look like I'm doing?!" ... Legendary recording artist, Warren G, offers a little help to a man struggling to satisfy his woman. "Are you my waiter?" ... "Nah, I'm the Regulator." (MLYT) (via)
posted by mrgrimm (14 comments total) 9 users marked this as a favorite
 
OK, the first was pretty generic but the second with Warren G on the toilet... surrealist comedy gold. Dude should regulate with a little fibre maybe.
posted by GuyZero at 10:57 AM on July 13, 2011


Where did he pull the pills from while he was on the toilet? Also this is a pretty weak excuse for a post. Sorry.
posted by joelf at 11:00 AM on July 13, 2011


A weird collision between President Harding and the soprano sax guy happened in my brain when I read this post.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 11:01 AM on July 13, 2011 [2 favorites]


I'm gettin jacked, I'm breakin myself
I can't believe I blew Warren's wealth
I sold my rings, I sold my rolex
Then a brotha called me up and said "Spam comes next!"
posted by PeterMcDermott at 11:14 AM on July 13, 2011 [5 favorites]


Nate Dogg did all the regulating anyway. Warren G was lucky to have him.
posted by echo target at 11:19 AM on July 13, 2011


Herbal Viagra Blue?
posted by Antidisestablishmentarianist at 11:24 AM on July 13, 2011


A weird collision between President Harding and the soprano sax guy happened in my brain when I read this post.

Well, your comment added the Sexy Sax Man to the mix, so thanks a lot for that. This really has been a strange day.
posted by Elmore at 11:32 AM on July 13, 2011 [1 favorite]


joelf: "Also this is a pretty weak excuse for a post. Sorry."

Wow. I have never disagreed with anything more than I do with what you just said.

Regulate!
posted by danny the boy at 11:37 AM on July 13, 2011 [1 favorite]


Now every time I get a hard on, I think of Warren G taking a crap.
posted by stinkycheese at 11:40 AM on July 13, 2011 [2 favorites]


Also this is a pretty weak excuse for a post.

Well that was a pretty weak "excuse" for a comment ... I am curious--why "excuse"? Why not simply "a pretty weak post"? The term "excuse" connotes "shitass" to me more than"pretty weak," i.e. this "excuse of a post" doesn't come close to meeting the standard of quality that the real, valuable, insightful, and generally FANTASTIC MetaFilter posts do. /rawr

I'm amazed (and generally pleased) at some of the posts that last these days. I would be very surprised if this were deleted. YES, THAT IS A DARE. :P


Where did he pull the pills from while he was on the toilet?

.. ah, so you watched the TMZ video as well ...
posted by mrgrimm at 11:41 AM on July 13, 2011


Now every time I get a hard on, I think of Warren G taking a crap.

And then he says 'regulate' and I think of The Untouchables, and Kevin Costner... and it's gone...
posted by Elmore at 12:01 PM on July 13, 2011 [1 favorite]


If you think of that scene from Young Guns where Charlie Sheen gets shot like 20 times by a guy in a shitter, it comes back.
posted by mannequito at 12:30 PM on July 13, 2011


I was selling boner pills in downtown LA
Nate Dogg and Warren G work at the FDA
I need FDA approval but I can't reach Nate
That's why it's Warren G that had to regulate

(probably should have an NSFW in there somewhere)
posted by Hoopo at 1:21 PM on July 13, 2011


Mount up, indeed
posted by dhammond at 1:22 PM on July 13, 2011 [1 favorite]


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