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July 17, 2011 8:17 PM

He Gotta Donk [SLYT] [May be NSFW]
posted by schmod (27 comments total)

Girl's got moves.
posted by andoatnp at 8:33 PM on July 17, 2011

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They're not kiddin'

Needs an additional lol tag
posted by Blasdelb at 8:34 PM on July 17, 2011

Wow, that's pretty damn impressive!
posted by MaryDellamorte at 8:35 PM on July 17, 2011

needs more ottoman-humping
posted by facetious at 8:40 PM on July 17, 2011 [1 favorite]

I laughed. And then I laughed more at the Paula Deen version.
posted by erstwhile at 8:44 PM on July 17, 2011 [1 favorite]

On further reflection, this may be one of those things that people use a sockpuppet for...
posted by schmod at 8:44 PM on July 17, 2011 [2 favorites]

Why does he keep doing that?
posted by eugenen at 8:56 PM on July 17, 2011

[SLYT] [May be NSFW]

Just a tiny bit of grouse here, but...what, one line below the fold of context would have killed you? Didn't watch, but if I did and it was Paula Deen humping an ottoman, I would say things about you that you may feel were untoward.
posted by timsteil at 9:06 PM on July 17, 2011 [1 favorite]

Forget bachelorette parties, this guy could make a total killing in tips performing this skill at gay bars.
posted by bwg at 9:06 PM on July 17, 2011

((((((((( Y )))))))))
posted by Senor Cardgage at 9:09 PM on July 17, 2011 [6 favorites]

I have indeed never witnessed a man so compelled to donk.
posted by naju at 9:10 PM on July 17, 2011 [3 favorites]

There's someone named Cazwell calling on line 1 for a Mr. Donk.
posted by Homeboy Trouble at 9:22 PM on July 17, 2011 [2 favorites]

Ah yes. I have seen his donk before.


I have also seen his pussy NSFW again.
posted by louche mustachio at 9:24 PM on July 17, 2011

On further reflection, this may be one of those things that people use a sockpuppet for...

Reflecting on how that sockpuppet might be used is making me... confused. And tingly.
posted by louche mustachio at 9:25 PM on July 17, 2011 [3 favorites]

That was rather mesmerizing. I am impressed the with boy's capacity to create adequate jiggly with that little booty.

Best of the web!
posted by LMGM at 10:06 PM on July 17, 2011 [2 favorites]

Well, that's one way to come out of the closet to everyone you know.
posted by markkraft at 10:33 PM on July 17, 2011 [3 favorites]

He looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends. I mean, who understands those rap guys?
posted by Fiasco da Gama at 10:46 PM on July 17, 2011 [2 favorites]

Penis? Put a donk on it.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 11:49 PM on July 17, 2011 [1 favorite]

Ah, you just beat me to it PeterMcDermott. Clearly 'Donk' does not mean the same thing over here...

(btw I love their large orange donk-esiser... hilarious)
posted by Hartham's Hugging Robots at 3:33 AM on July 18, 2011

Oh man, there was in fact, booty everywhere.
posted by The Whelk at 4:26 AM on July 18, 2011

Oh, it's about a penis, not ASBO-rave.
posted by mippy at 4:34 AM on July 18, 2011

Well, that was hypnotic.
posted by Kattullus at 5:31 AM on July 18, 2011

He is obviously a Jedi master. I could learn much from him.
posted by Help, I can't stop talking! at 6:11 AM on July 18, 2011 [1 favorite]

Well, that was hypnotic.

It's like a lava lamp
posted by The Whelk at 6:23 AM on July 18, 2011 [4 favorites]

I was really hoping this was about the other kind of donks. Alas...
posted by kendrak at 9:32 AM on July 18, 2011

I kinda want this as a live wallpaper for my droid.
posted by xedrik at 9:50 AM on July 18, 2011

Am I an old-lady perv? Cause I think that little gay boy is fucking sex-ay, whoo! Damn, grrrl.

Ba donk a donk DONK.
posted by tristeza at 6:15 PM on July 18, 2011