"You dogs!" said the Marquis, but smoothly, and with an unchanged front, except as to the spots on his nose: "I would ride over any of you very willingly, and exterminate you from the earth. If I knew which rascal threw at the carriage, and if that brigand were sufficiently near it, he should be crushed under the wheels."—A Tale of two cities / Charles Dickens.posted by No Robots at 9:55 AM on July 21, 2011 [9 favorites]
Nelson was charged with jaywalking since there were no painted lines indicating a crosswalk at the busy intersection where she and her children crossed the street. The nearest painted crosswalk was half a mile away. Prosecutors viewed this as grounds for a homicide case, and the rest, as they say, is history.Because she knowingly did not use the crosswalk that was half a mile away, the prosecution considered it homicide.
Every pedestrian crossing a roadway at any point other than within a marked crosswalk or within an unmarked crosswalk at an intersection shall yield the right of way to all vehicles upon the roadway unless he has already, and under safe conditions, entered the roadway.(aside, if she were blind and didn't have a cane or guide dog would she be prosecutable under 40-6-94?) and so I find it really hard to believe that a competent attorney would let that go. Really. Plea for something else, unless your goal is to fight a law that appears to be designed for drivers of motor vehicles being applied to a pedestrian.
When you take pictures at a meter resolution or better, you find that the crisscrossing straight lines within the cities and the long straight lines that join them with other cities are filled with streamlined, multicolored beings a few meters in length, politely running one behind the other, in long, slow orderly procession. They are very patient. One stream of beings stops so another stream can continue at right angles. Periodically, the favor is returned. At night, they turn on two bright lights in front so they can see where they're going. Some, a privileged few, go into little houses when their workday is done and retire for the night. Most are homeless and sleep in the streets.I'm letting others speak for me because I am too angry at this jury to speak myself.
At last! You've detected the source of all the technology. the dominant life-forms on the planet. The streets of the cities and the roadways of the countryside are evidently built for their benefit. You might believe that you were really beginning to understand life on Earth. And perhaps you'd be right.
If the resolution improved just a little further, you'd discover tiny parasites that occasionally enter and exit the dominant organisms. They play some deeper role, though, because a stationary dominant organism will often start up again just after it's reinfected by a parasite, and stop again just before the parasite is expelled. This is puzzling. But no one said life on Earth would be easy to understand.
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