Drunk on Swedish meatballs

July 22, 2011 7:02 AM

Animals drawn poorly on cocktail napkins with lasers shooting out of their eyes

By tully mills

posted by Potomac Avenue (20 comments total)

Series 1
posted by Potomac Avenue at 7:04 AM on July 22, 2011

You know, just because you can create something and share it on the Internet, doesn't mean you should.
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 7:10 AM on July 22, 2011 [3 favorites]

I agree, especially re: thoughtful commentary.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 7:12 AM on July 22, 2011 [2 favorites]

ok thank you tumblr i will talk to you later ok
posted by This, of course, alludes to you at 7:13 AM on July 22, 2011 [2 favorites]

Pew pew pew!
posted by Potomac Avenue at 7:24 AM on July 22, 2011 [2 favorites]

Man, I have a drawing tumblr but I never see any outside action. Maybe I need to capture the Internet zeitgeist somehow.
posted by hellojed at 7:27 AM on July 22, 2011

So, let me make sure I understand this. Metafilter has just ONE "drawn poorly" post a day, or are we moving to an ALL posts are about "drawn poorly" stuff.

If I do a "cute girls drawn poorly with poorly drawn ukes on kittens drawn poorly" site, would I get rich, or at least get on Metafilter?
posted by tomswift at 7:44 AM on July 22, 2011

The only thing I usually see drawn poorly on MeFi are conclusions.
posted by hanoixan at 7:46 AM on July 22, 2011 [4 favorites]

Like concluding that cocktail napkins have eyes?
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 8:16 AM on July 22, 2011 [1 favorite]

What is it they say? Oh yeah, "Does what it says on the tin."
posted by marxchivist at 8:37 AM on July 22, 2011

While agreeing with most of the comments on here, THIS is awesome: drawing animals in under one minute using MS Paint: Turbo Art
posted by garlicsmack at 8:40 AM on July 22, 2011

jed, stick figures rewording 30-year-old stand-up jokes seems to be a rising stock these days. It's a seller's market.
posted by BeerFilter at 8:48 AM on July 22, 2011

stick figures

blllearg. It's like "I give up" in pictograph form. I really wish life drawing was a required class. But at the same time it's something everyone can do, and comes across as more accessible that way.

So I really need to make my next epic graphic novel with stick figures. Someone page Alan Moore.
posted by hellojed at 8:52 AM on July 22, 2011

stick figures

blllearg. It's like "I give up" in pictograph form.

I feel the same way about wearing sweats. It's like "I give up" in pants form.
posted by FatherDagon at 9:44 AM on July 22, 2011 [3 favorites]

Heat Beam Eye Rays!!! I've got the axe
posted by Blasdelb at 9:44 AM on July 22, 2011

I wish to see the day that Heat Beam Eye Rays shall oust planking as the new social network profile pic meme. :D
posted by Debaser626 at 10:28 AM on July 22, 2011 [1 favorite]

This must be good. It's blocked at work.
posted by stormpooper at 11:08 AM on July 22, 2011

I giggled at a few of them. Worth the click. :) It's just that kind of absurd humor I like on a Friday afternoon.
posted by jillithd at 12:22 PM on July 22, 2011

Pffft. I can draw much more poorly than this.
posted by EL-O-ESS at 9:42 PM on July 22, 2011

ace
posted by the_very_hungry_caterpillar at 5:30 AM on July 24, 2011