The Curse of Cain
July 29, 2011 7:43 PM   Subscribe

Wandering the byways of the world is a man who has killed over 100,000. He is "purposeless---angry---hopeless. I'm afraid of him-----and yet mesmerized. I ask him about his scooter."
posted by stbalbach (9 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: There's really not much here. -- restless_nomad



 
If this is supposed to remind me to get some steaks tomorrow, then well done indeed.
posted by elizardbits at 7:47 PM on July 29, 2011 [2 favorites]


Overwrought, melodramatic writing that verges on the exploitative yet manages to be pretty boring.
posted by arnicae at 7:47 PM on July 29, 2011 [6 favorites]


That's nothing. Our sysadmin at work has personally slaughtered over a million [more inside]

poor, innocent processes!
posted by vorfeed at 7:51 PM on July 29, 2011 [1 favorite]


Well, it is a pretty sweet scooter.
posted by louche mustachio at 7:53 PM on July 29, 2011


If this is supposed to remind me to get some steaks tomorrow, then well done indeed.

That's pretty offensive, elizardbits.

Please consider medium well or even medium instead.
posted by ODiV at 7:55 PM on July 29, 2011 [6 favorites]


Where is the part in the article where we learn why this is interesting?
posted by TheRedArmy at 7:56 PM on July 29, 2011


WHY WOULD THOSE ANIMALS LINE UP SO HE HAD TO KILL THEM ALL AND SEAR HIS SOUL IN TWAIN

wait, who are we feeling bad for?
posted by Salvor Hardin at 7:57 PM on July 29, 2011


I'm going to go out on limb and say scooter here has 200,000k+ under his belt.
posted by clavdivs at 7:58 PM on July 29, 2011


LOL CRazy! This is beneath this site. Making fun of another man's mental illness is a game for those not too tethered to sanity themselves. Mockery is simple. Compassion and understanding requires intelligence and wit. Come back when you're witty enough.
posted by Slap*Happy at 7:59 PM on July 29, 2011


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