Win!

August 9, 2011 9:11 AM

Rock
Paper
Scissors
posted by flabdablet (17 comments total)

Ew. No.
posted by Curious Artificer at 9:17 AM on August 9, 2011

Ack, needs a NSF entomophobics warning!
posted by kmz at 9:18 AM on August 9, 2011 [2 favorites]

Dear Blizzard,

Rock is overpowered. Please nerf it.

Love, Scissors.

P.S. Paper is fine.
posted by Talez at 9:22 AM on August 9, 2011 [7 favorites]

Pretty good, but you haven't accounted for lizard and Spock.
posted by Wolfdog at 9:22 AM on August 9, 2011 [1 favorite]

There's no way I'm clicking the play icon on Scissors. Autoplay killer is my friend.
posted by Bangaioh at 9:26 AM on August 9, 2011

I don't ever want to see a two foot centipede in real life.
posted by BrotherCaine at 9:26 AM on August 9, 2011

The circle of life, in a different way ..
posted by k5.user at 9:27 AM on August 9, 2011

I don't ever want to see a two foot centipede in real life.

That's called a biped...
posted by sodium lights the horizon at 9:27 AM on August 9, 2011 [13 favorites]

I feel like we just did this on MetaChat. Hmmm....
posted by Eideteker at 9:32 AM on August 9, 2011

Dear Blizzard,

Rock is overpowered. Please nerf it.

Learn 2 scout, newb.
posted by empath at 10:03 AM on August 9, 2011

"That mouse mom has got serious game"

love it!
posted by clavdivs at 10:16 AM on August 9, 2011

rock paper scissors lizard spock

There's a t-shirt.

Not invented by TBBT. Also.
posted by zarq at 10:18 AM on August 9, 2011

I love the kung fu movie sound effects in the mouse vs centipede video.

I *don't* love the giant centipede in the centipede vs snake video. *Shudder*
posted by antifuse at 10:40 AM on August 9, 2011

Cow, Lake, Bomb.
posted by Wolfdog at 11:26 AM on August 9, 2011 [1 favorite]

The centipede and the snake were fighting? Looked more erotic than belligerent to me.

(Naturally I didn't finish the video due to the inexorable waves of terrified nausea giant centipedes evoke in me.)
posted by TheRedArmy at 12:28 PM on August 9, 2011

Another front page Rick roll. Yay! Even more clever than before.
posted by Brocktoon at 1:33 PM on August 9, 2011

scissors cut paper
paper blows away
stone smashes scissors
and so it goes another day
but it's all downhill from here
at least that's what sisyphus said
ah you're fucked six ways from sunday
with the blues wrapped round your head
posted by flapjax at midnite at 2:19 AM on August 24, 2011