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August 12, 2011 10:53 AM Subscribe
"I was just trying to give the people around here some damn culture." Local country fan Reginald Spears was arrested over the weekend for merchandise tampering at the new Super Walmart out on the bypass. The details of his infractions are unique, to say the least.
This post was deleted for the following reason: News of the Weird isn't really great for us. -- restless_nomad
OK, do I point first, or do I laugh, and then point. I never get that right.
posted by tomswift at 10:56 AM on August 12, 2011
posted by tomswift at 10:56 AM on August 12, 2011
Reported by “Trailer” Parkman of Farce the Music. Find more satirical articles in the Fake News archive.
posted by dortmunder at 10:56 AM on August 12, 2011
posted by dortmunder at 10:56 AM on August 12, 2011
So this is what we can expect now that the Onion has a paywall?
posted by the dief at 10:56 AM on August 12, 2011
posted by the dief at 10:56 AM on August 12, 2011
It's true, the world needs more Flatt & Scruggs and Jerry Reed.
posted by entropicamericana at 10:57 AM on August 12, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by entropicamericana at 10:57 AM on August 12, 2011 [1 favorite]
This is poetically beautiful:
“Can you believe they didn’t have a Jerry Reed CD in the whole god***n store?” he continued. “Well, for 15 shining minutes last Friday night, they did.”
posted by BigHeartedGuy at 10:58 AM on August 12, 2011 [1 favorite]
“Can you believe they didn’t have a Jerry Reed CD in the whole god***n store?” he continued. “Well, for 15 shining minutes last Friday night, they did.”
posted by BigHeartedGuy at 10:58 AM on August 12, 2011 [1 favorite]
Was "Flatt and Smugs" a typo, or did he really say that?
Thin post.
posted by Melismata at 11:00 AM on August 12, 2011
Thin post.
posted by Melismata at 11:00 AM on August 12, 2011
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