Be a kidult! Way togo!

August 20, 2011 8:58 PM

DINOSOAP archaeological soap lets you easily experience the fun of archaeological work! Body itself as a special soap made of double-modulation soap: scrub in the process each time, easier to dissolve the outer layer of the "loess" will gradually erode, slowly revealing more difficult to dissolve the inner layer buried in the "dinosaur fossil." Just few weeks, a mini ancient dinosaur fossils can be excavated Hello!

(Google translation; via.)

posted by Gator (18 comments total)

Hmm...I'm pretty sure they were supposed to be smuggled into the country in a can of shaving cream, not a bar of soap. That's just silly.
posted by phunniemee at 9:06 PM on August 20, 2011 [6 favorites]

What does archaeology have to do with dinosaurs?
posted by IvoShandor at 9:17 PM on August 20, 2011 [8 favorites]

Ahem. Dinosoap palaeontological soap, 25togo.com!

That is all.
posted by barnacles at 9:22 PM on August 20, 2011 [5 favorites]

it's no ice soap
posted by empath at 9:58 PM on August 20, 2011 [1 favorite]

Dodgson. Dodgson! We've got Dodgson here!

wipes shaving cream on local pie
posted by Existential Dread at 10:21 PM on August 20, 2011

Wait...where's the bit about it being a test from god?
posted by hal_c_on at 10:29 PM on August 20, 2011 [2 favorites]

No dinosoap -- radio.
posted by dhartung at 10:39 PM on August 20, 2011 [1 favorite]

My soap has learned to open doors. Please hope me.
posted by arcticseal at 11:48 PM on August 20, 2011 [1 favorite]

EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIATE! OK!
posted by hal9k at 2:01 AM on August 21, 2011 [2 favorites]

I don't know why this is but I'd probably use it if it was available locally.
posted by solarion at 3:58 AM on August 21, 2011

Geological Epochs of Our Lives was my favorite Dinosoap, although the storyline where Pachycephalosaurus got hit on the head and had amnesia, marrying his sister by accident, was, for obvious reasons, just silly.
posted by GenjiandProust at 7:11 AM on August 21, 2011

As Harrison Ford gets older, I think these may turn out to be a critical part of the next Indiana Jones movie.
posted by PlusDistance at 7:40 AM on August 21, 2011

Dino-fact: Stegosaurs will wreck your junk. (Use soap with caution)
posted by orme at 7:50 AM on August 21, 2011

...the outer layer of the "loess" will gradually erode...

No! Don't take away my layer of nonlinear regression!
posted by gurple at 9:19 AM on August 21, 2011

Aw heck, this stuff was more fun. AND it had a toy inside.
posted by kinnakeet at 9:32 AM on August 21, 2011

Dodgson. Dodgson! We've got Dodgson here!

I don't know how many hundreds of times I've watched that movie; I can't believe I never noticed Nedry's amazing pants! They're, like, acid wash jeggings or something. And paired with a garish Hawaiian shirt. Genius!
posted by phunniemee at 11:22 AM on August 21, 2011 [1 favorite]

acid wash jeggings

Mind is blown.
posted by Existential Dread at 12:22 PM on August 21, 2011

Thank you hal9K, this makes me wonder: is there enough room on MetaFilter to transcribe the text on a Bronner's label (SLbifocalsrequired)
posted by obscurator at 6:50 AM on August 22, 2011 [1 favorite]