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Tittens! Pictures of kitties with titties. And often other cute animals with other titillating human parts. NSFW SLT
posted by cmoj (37 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: Double. -- mathowie



 
Not remotely what I expected from "Pictures of kitties with titties" or "cute animals with other titillating human parts". There should be a way to flag for being misleading.
posted by kafziel at 7:40 PM on August 31, 2011 [8 favorites]


Kitties win!
posted by longsleeves at 7:41 PM on August 31, 2011


Wow, a tumblr blog about cats. Original.
posted by TheBones at 7:41 PM on August 31, 2011 [1 favorite]


I've often wondered how it worked with Leda and the swan.
posted by Nomyte at 7:42 PM on August 31, 2011


I'm actually pretty glad that this isn't what I imagined.
posted by oinopaponton at 7:43 PM on August 31, 2011 [2 favorites]


This one is kinda spooky.
posted by jonmc at 7:44 PM on August 31, 2011 [1 favorite]


Known elsewhere on the internet as "Cats and Racks"
posted by strixus at 7:45 PM on August 31, 2011 [4 favorites]


Softcore is an appropriate tag but is it FPP worthy?
posted by infini at 7:45 PM on August 31, 2011


I am both disappointed and relieved. Mainly because I thought/feared this was going in a different direction.

But also, given the title, I would never expected to see an owl sitting on someone's ass. I mean, hooters?
posted by Clyde Mnestra at 7:45 PM on August 31, 2011


tooters, surely.
posted by empath at 7:46 PM on August 31, 2011


I'm holding out for pussies and pussies.
posted by Skygazer at 7:47 PM on August 31, 2011


Previously...
posted by oneswellfoop at 7:48 PM on August 31, 2011 [1 favorite]


Not remotely what I expected from "Pictures of kitties with titties" or "cute animals with other titillating human parts". There should be a way to flag for being misleading.

Totally unintentional, but now I have a project at least.
posted by cmoj at 7:48 PM on August 31, 2011


I've often wondered whether there are more pictures of cats or breasts on the internet. Actually I'm now wondering for the first time. But I am wondering.
posted by longsleeves at 7:49 PM on August 31, 2011


I suspect the overall premise of this site would work poorly with dicks and puppies.

what the shit is that woman doing to that goose oh my god
posted by elizardbits at 7:51 PM on August 31, 2011 [4 favorites]


infini: "8Softcore is an appropriate tag but is it FPP worthy?"

It's cleavage, all the way down.

elizardbits: "what the shit is that woman doing to that goose oh my god"

Naked Neck Massage.
posted by zarq at 7:55 PM on August 31, 2011


I always thought tittens were like mittens except for your tits.
posted by Confess, Fletch at 7:57 PM on August 31, 2011


Also, here is a photo in desperate need of a caption contest.
posted by zarq at 7:59 PM on August 31, 2011


I'm holding out for pussies and pussies.

Asses and asses.
posted by jonmc at 8:00 PM on August 31, 2011 [1 favorite]


elizardbits: "16I suspect the overall premise of this site would work poorly with dicks and puppies."

Case in point.


My eyes are bleeding.
posted by zarq at 8:00 PM on August 31, 2011 [3 favorites]


It makes me mad whenever I see that picture of the middle-aged couple posing naked with their cats and the caption is something snarky and sneering. Those people are comfortable with their bodies and they love their cats. More power to them. Lay off the harmless eccentrics, Internet!
posted by BitterOldPunk at 8:01 PM on August 31, 2011 [2 favorites]




There's too much kitty porn on the internet.
posted by ShutterBun at 8:02 PM on August 31, 2011 [1 favorite]


That`s just gross.
posted by Meatafoecure at 8:02 PM on August 31, 2011


Best of the web?
posted by Meatafoecure at 8:03 PM on August 31, 2011


Oh...oh.

Now what I see what I've been doing wrong...
posted by kittens for breakfast at 8:03 PM on August 31, 2011 [4 favorites]


Testicles and Tortoises?
posted by pmcp at 8:05 PM on August 31, 2011 [1 favorite]


DOUBLE MAMMAL
posted by The Whelk at 8:06 PM on August 31, 2011


pmcp: "Testicles and Tortoises?"

"It shrinks?"
"Like a frightened turtle!"
posted by zarq at 8:07 PM on August 31, 2011 [3 favorites]


Hm... They look cold. Oh, I know: Titten Mittons!
posted by gern at 8:11 PM on August 31, 2011


That video one entry down makes me feel cheap and easy because of how it makes me want to live in it forever.
posted by villanelles at dawn at 8:13 PM on August 31, 2011


I was expecting kittens with tits (or dicks) photoshopped on.
posted by dunkadunc at 8:18 PM on August 31, 2011


Did you say "testicles and tortoises"?
posted by Nomyte at 8:22 PM on August 31, 2011


Oh god. I made it far enough to find "penis edition". You don't want to find "penis edition".
posted by disillusioned at 8:32 PM on August 31, 2011


Alright, that one photo of the lady in bed is totally with Yog Kittoth the flayer of reality.
posted by Slackermagee at 8:36 PM on August 31, 2011


Kittens with Mittens would make for a much better tumblr.
posted by arcticseal at 8:37 PM on August 31, 2011 [1 favorite]


It's been an hour. How is this post still here? Did all the mods take the night off?
posted by gerryblog at 8:39 PM on August 31, 2011


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