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September 2, 2011 9:26 AM

Everything is Terrible presents Torah Tots!
posted by The Devil Tesla (25 comments total)

" Mike, why are we watching a crazy person?"
posted by The Whelk at 9:28 AM on September 2, 2011 [1 favorite]

I was hoping for little lattkes shaped like the Hebrew alphabet.
posted by Horace Rumpole at 9:30 AM on September 2, 2011 [18 favorites]

I wonder how they got video feed of Hitler's dreams in hell.
posted by Horselover Phattie at 9:36 AM on September 2, 2011 [6 favorites]

Haven't they suffered enough?
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 9:46 AM on September 2, 2011 [6 favorites]

I was skipping around in the video and there's something about "vacuuming up" millions of Jews and then the punchline is that they "leave by train"?

What?
posted by Kadin2048 at 9:57 AM on September 2, 2011 [3 favorites]

Are these the guys that killed Hamas Mickey Mouse?
posted by Behemoth at 10:06 AM on September 2, 2011

There are very few EIT videos that I can't make it all the way through, and this was one of them.
posted by hellojed at 10:31 AM on September 2, 2011

Well. That's a thing.
posted by rusty at 10:40 AM on September 2, 2011

I didn't realize that the leprechauns are Jewish... 'splains a lot.
posted by ennui.bz at 10:41 AM on September 2, 2011

I wonder how they got video feed of Hitler's dreams in hell.

I don't know that you have to be Hitler, per se, to call this hell.
posted by victors at 10:44 AM on September 2, 2011

btw, nobody should be confused: the character that enters at 0:27 is a minstrel
posted by victors at 10:47 AM on September 2, 2011 [1 favorite]

This thread has been pre-Godwined, for your protection.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 10:49 AM on September 2, 2011 [2 favorites]

That was absolutely torahfying.
posted by Condroidulations! at 10:55 AM on September 2, 2011 [10 favorites]

Damn, this makes Psalty look reserved and dignified.

I must agree with the learned youtube commentator upon this point.
posted by winna at 10:59 AM on September 2, 2011

Torahble.
posted by emelenjr at 11:17 AM on September 2, 2011 [1 favorite]

I guess this is what should have expected would happen when the hipsters and Hasidic Jews started mixing in Williamsburg
posted by vorpal bunny at 11:41 AM on September 2, 2011 [4 favorites]

Everything Is Terrible presents Hey Did You Forget About Us Trying To Viral On Your Site Yet, Okay Cool

mroe like everything is pageviews ho ho ho
posted by This, of course, alludes to you at 11:58 AM on September 2, 2011

Looks like I picked a good time to become an agnostic.
posted by Poet_Lariat at 12:08 PM on September 2, 2011

And straight from 1996, here's the website, with all the staples: awful design, barely readable text, unnecessary Flash and animated GIFs, and lots of content "coming soon". The only thing it's missing is an 'under construction' GIF.
posted by Kosh at 12:16 PM on September 2, 2011 [1 favorite]

Now I know why my rabbi converted to islam
posted by Postroad at 12:49 PM on September 2, 2011

There are no words to express the dismay that I felt when I realized that I could not, in fact, send a Torah Tots ecard.
posted by evidenceofabsence at 5:57 PM on September 2, 2011

I may have only gotten three favorites for this post, but I will cherish all of them.
posted by The Devil Tesla at 8:08 PM on September 2, 2011

From another post on the blog.

klinsmann sux.
FIRE HIM
HE CLEARLY DOESN’T UNDERSTAND THE AMERICAN GAME
BRING BRADLEY BACK!!!!!!!

As an occasional follower of US Soccer, this really makes me want to writhe on the floor... oh hell, let's do it. *writhe*
posted by Winnemac at 12:22 AM on September 3, 2011

@devil tesla

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posted by This, of course, alludes to you at 11:31 AM on September 3, 2011

Whoa.
posted by ph00dz at 7:16 AM on September 5, 2011