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September 6, 2011 9:23 PM   Subscribe

I am TRYING to SLEEP! (SLYT)
posted by curious nu (30 comments total) 6 users marked this as a favorite

 
I know that feeling. All you want to do is stand at the edge of the world and speak into the wind about your latest heartbreak. That Jenny and her irrepressible striping. Oh, why won't she go with me to the dance? And then some asshole has to come up and chomp my head off. Sucks.
posted by jng at 9:47 PM on September 6, 2011 [3 favorites]


You call that dinosaur comedy? This is dinosaur comedy!
posted by Nomyte at 9:50 PM on September 6, 2011 [4 favorites]


Man, Youtube comments are really the bottom of the deep deep barrel that is the internet.
posted by TheTingTangTong at 9:56 PM on September 6, 2011


Ah! That explains where the Draconyx's skull went.
posted by unliteral at 10:03 PM on September 6, 2011


He was so busy cheep cheep cheeping he didn't even hear a two ton dinosaur approaching. Guess that's natural selection in action.
posted by Kevin Street at 10:06 PM on September 6, 2011 [1 favorite]


[throws shoe]


[throws alarm clock]


[throws tin can]


[bites garfield's head off]
posted by not_on_display at 10:16 PM on September 6, 2011


Dinosaur Comedy!
posted by lazaruslong at 10:17 PM on September 6, 2011 [8 favorites]


Her name was Tina.

She used to blast American Idol at maximum volume, then cheer and applaud loudly for her favorite contestants. She was as oblivious to the Idol judges' inability to hear her as she was to the lack of baffling between her apartment above mine, how her heavy walking woke me when she came home late at night, then argued with and/or had loud, fake-orgasmy sex with her fiancee Cory.

She had it coming.

's funny, how viscerally I reacted to this short animation.
posted by Graygorey at 10:54 PM on September 6, 2011 [1 favorite]


Man, Youtube comments are really the bottom of the deep deep barrel that is the internet.

That's awfully unfair.

To barrel bottoms.
posted by kmz at 11:05 PM on September 6, 2011 [4 favorites]


The Discovery Channel is addicted to anthropomorphizing dinosaurs. I think they have some kind of clinical disorder.
posted by Horselover Phattie at 11:13 PM on September 6, 2011 [2 favorites]


I thought there was going to be a clever twist where the dinosaur eats the annoying voiceover guy, but nope.
posted by slimepuppy at 1:34 AM on September 7, 2011 [2 favorites]


I will just leave this HERE
posted by Actively Avoiding the Noid at 2:44 AM on September 7, 2011 [2 favorites]


I guess nobody else was slightly horrified by this? Yuck.
posted by Malor at 3:01 AM on September 7, 2011 [3 favorites]


I guess nights were pretty dark in the late Jurassic without electricity huh?
posted by Naberius at 4:38 AM on September 7, 2011


The sauropods are in the marshes, my dear
The T-rex hunts by the creek
Keep making that noise, I'll bite your head off.
Now go the fuck to sleep.
posted by deliquescent at 4:39 AM on September 7, 2011 [7 favorites]


That was educational.
posted by dirigibleman at 5:03 AM on September 7, 2011


Discovery channels dinosaurs shows are as big a joke as their space shows. Rather than being the slightest bit educational, they are excuses to show giant asteroids impacting earth and causing the most bootleg Roland Emmerich movie ever to occur.

I guess the public wants shitty Jurrasic Park and shittier 2012. Depressing.
posted by nathancaswell at 5:17 AM on September 7, 2011 [1 favorite]


Well, that was totally awesome. And by totally awesome, I mean too dark to actually see anything.
posted by antifuse at 5:56 AM on September 7, 2011


I guess this is not the place to admit I once bit a neighbor in two for waking me up one too many times with his huge shoes and 2am stomping? It seemed to be the correct reaction at the time, and the jury let me off...
posted by GenjiandProust at 6:37 AM on September 7, 2011


The Discovery Channel is addicted to anthropomorphizing dinosaurs. I think they have some kind of clinical disorder.

I blame Speilberg and Lucas.
posted by Kirth Gerson at 6:43 AM on September 7, 2011


I should show this to Mr. Mustachio and my upstairs neighbors. The people in the house next door don't seem to understand that the alley between our houses traps noise, or that some people have jobs, so they all hang out on the front steps gabbing at midnight, or have late night shitty music parties and it sounds like they are in our apartment.

Maybe I shouldn't show this to Mr. Mustachio and our upstairs neighbors.

I should definitely show it to the FOR CHRISSAKE SHUT THE FUCK UPS next door.
posted by louche mustachio at 7:18 AM on September 7, 2011 [1 favorite]


**minor derail**

Am I the only one who has little patience for 2 minute long web videos with 30 seconds of intro titles?
posted by jeff-o-matic at 7:27 AM on September 7, 2011 [4 favorites]


West Portugal is THE OCEAN
posted by not_on_display at 7:30 AM on September 7, 2011


Too dark and contrasty to really see anything.

Realistic I suppose... or is it supposed to be Dinosnoir?
posted by curtj at 7:36 AM on September 7, 2011


I WILL PROJECT IT DIRECTLY INTO THEIR APARTMENT

I am angry and I have technology.
posted by louche mustachio at 7:36 AM on September 7, 2011 [1 favorite]


I am angry and I have technology.

Imagine if you were angry and had dinosaurs! Or, perhaps, your own set of 2 meter jaws....
posted by GenjiandProust at 7:38 AM on September 7, 2011


Society frowns upon the two meter jaws. i use them sparingly.
posted by louche mustachio at 7:57 AM on September 7, 2011


In the Jurassic, the late Jurassic, the dinosaur sleeps tonight ...
posted by Reverend John at 7:57 AM on September 7, 2011


I really like fables. They're a fun way to teach kids.
posted by Goofyy at 9:07 AM on September 7, 2011


"West Portugal is THE OCEAN"

They assume the geology changed.
posted by raymorphic at 1:13 AM on September 8, 2011


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