How to Measure a Storm's Fury One Breakfast at a Time
September 8, 2011 1:33 PM   Subscribe

FEMA has a new metric to gauge the amount of destruction a natural disaster leaves in its wake: the percentage of its menu the local Waffle House is serving (aka "The Waffle House Index").
posted by reenum (28 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: Got talked about a bunch in this previous related post. -- cortex



 
I like me a triple serving of waffles
posted by fistynuts at 1:35 PM on September 8, 2011


Double
(hilarious concept non-the-less.)
http://www.metafilter.com/103953/FEMA-Gets-its-Groove-Back
posted by djrock3k at 1:36 PM on September 8, 2011


Another order of waffles?
posted by Curious Artificer at 1:36 PM on September 8, 2011


No kidding. We keep doing this... Must be a popular topic. :)
posted by fireoyster at 1:36 PM on September 8, 2011


Three egg omelets are forty cents extra.
posted by Malor at 1:36 PM on September 8, 2011


I propose a new metric to gauge the attentiveness of the MeFi mods: how long a Waffle House Index double post stays on the front page.
posted by jedicus at 1:36 PM on September 8, 2011 [6 favorites]


Kind of Previously.
posted by gauche at 1:37 PM on September 8, 2011


I have never been to a Waffle House, but I made pigs in blankets on Labor Day and they were delicious.
posted by Admiral Haddock at 1:37 PM on September 8, 2011


Hi, Im here for the waffles?
posted by T.D. Strange at 1:37 PM on September 8, 2011


I guess IHOP or Denny's are unattractive for this? Waffle House food is nasty...
posted by fireoyster at 1:37 PM on September 8, 2011


Names Waffles House, but my friends call me Trip (+3)
posted by Arbac at 1:37 PM on September 8, 2011


scattered covered smothered doubled and chunked.
posted by Dr. Grue at 1:37 PM on September 8, 2011


I have never been to a Waffle House, but I made pigs in blankets on Labor Day and they were delicious.

American or UK style (i.e. wrapped in some kind of bread or wrapped in bacon)?
posted by jedicus at 1:38 PM on September 8, 2011


I ♥ waffles.
posted by grouse at 1:39 PM on September 8, 2011


I went to a waffle house once and it was pretty awful. There were no recent storms to blame either. I think space aliens made the "scrambled eggs".
posted by fritley at 1:40 PM on September 8, 2011


I liked this the first time too!
posted by From Bklyn at 1:41 PM on September 8, 2011


Not sure if this should be flagged, or if we should let it stay.

I guess I'm waffling on the issue.
posted by mephron at 1:41 PM on September 8, 2011 [1 favorite]


Are any brands of frozen waffles lactose-free?
posted by griphus at 1:42 PM on September 8, 2011


I have never been to a Waffle House, but I made pigs in blankets on Labor Day and they were delicious.

American or UK style (i.e. wrapped in some kind of bread or wrapped in bacon)?


I have no idea what you're talking about. Wrapped in blankets. Thick, woolen blankets. Then covered in maple syrup. How they squealed!
posted by Admiral Haddock at 1:42 PM on September 8, 2011


American or UK style (i.e. wrapped in some kind of bread or wrapped in bacon)?

I once did both -- wrapped in bacon and then bread, only the bread was pillsbury croissants. It was a pretty heart-unfriendly, totally delicious thing I will probably never do again.
posted by gauche at 1:42 PM on September 8, 2011


I gauge the reliability of Metafilter on the number of Waffle House dupes produced per day.
posted by dirigibleman at 1:43 PM on September 8, 2011


Driving' down the road, lookin' for a Waffle House, drinkin' lots of Wild Turkey = my entire exposure to Waffle Houses.
posted by theredpen at 1:43 PM on September 8, 2011


Where do you get croissants that big?
posted by From Bklyn at 1:44 PM on September 8, 2011


I'm full
posted by JoeXIII007 at 1:46 PM on September 8, 2011


I'm allergic to waffles.
posted by filthy light thief at 1:47 PM on September 8, 2011


As the nearest Waffle House to me is 290 miles away in a different state, I'm hoping like hell that we don't have any significant natural disasters here in Wisconsin, because I'd hate to not realize that the apocalyptic end times were upon us for lack of a good waffle.
posted by quin at 1:48 PM on September 8, 2011


Waffles good, pancakes better.

Even my Sims think so.
posted by Joey Michaels at 1:48 PM on September 8, 2011


But I'm sticking around to wait for the red light
posted by filthy light thief at 1:48 PM on September 8, 2011


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