You know, it looked pretty good on Cary Grant. posted by angrycat at 2:58 PM on September 23, 2011
see, now that's a good use for a mustache. posted by fuzzypantalones at 2:59 PM on September 23, 2011
That really is a hell of a 'stach, makes me ashamed to even call mine a mustache. The Selleck really is a different category all together. posted by Ad hominem at 3:01 PM on September 23, 2011
He is still rocking that thing,years after trebek just gave up. posted by Ad hominem at 3:03 PM on September 23, 2011
It's a Hercules versus Apollo thing. posted by Kevin Street at 3:04 PM on September 23, 2011
Modern selleck appears to be made up of half - life 1 era polygons posted by The Whelk at 3:05 PM on September 23, 2011 [2 favorites]
Mighty fine, tis true. Though I'm still glad they didn't cast him in Tombstone.
Now those were some fine staches. (and Sam Elliott just looks wrong without one) posted by Durn Bronzefist at 3:13 PM on September 23, 2011 [1 favorite]
That was like a waterfall of Selleck sandwiched together. posted by Kabanos at 3:15 PM on September 23, 2011 [4 favorites]
Keanu looked good. He should totally try it. posted by oddman at 3:15 PM on September 23, 2011 [1 favorite]
great! They all pretty much looked better with that 'stach! posted by tomswift at 3:16 PM on September 23, 2011 [1 favorite]
That's fucking amazing. posted by absalom at 3:19 PM on September 23, 2011
Whoah, whoah. Several looked damn good, but that evil universe Keanu was an abomination. posted by Durn Bronzefist at 3:20 PM on September 23, 2011
Every single one of those men looked smarter and more handsome with a mustache. posted by thehmsbeagle at 3:20 PM on September 23, 2011 [4 favorites]
Superstache makes my heart go ping. posted by device55 at 3:20 PM on September 23, 2011
Gene Wilder with a moustache reminded me of Peter Serafinowicz, who doesn't have a moustache. Weird. posted by neuromodulator at 3:23 PM on September 23, 2011 [1 favorite]
Best. Pubes. Ever. posted by Jofus at 3:34 PM on September 23, 2011
Stallone looked like Alexei Shmirnov. posted by gallois at 3:36 PM on September 23, 2011
This is what the internet is for. I always thought it was for kittens, but I was wrong. It's for this. posted by brundlefly at 3:38 PM on September 23, 2011 [6 favorites]
They should have given Katharine Hepburn a mustache too, and not just Humphrey Bogart. posted by KokuRyu at 3:40 PM on September 23, 2011 [8 favorites]
man, I forgot how rockin' that theme song was. posted by xbonesgt at 3:41 PM on September 23, 2011 [1 favorite]
Props for Withnail & I.
I hadn't realized that movie needed a moustache. posted by chavenet at 3:41 PM on September 23, 2011
I'm a little embarrassed how upset I am that the makers of this video did such a good job comping in the moustache but yet didn't include the original clips' sound fx and score. Such a shame. posted by nathancaswell at 4:02 PM on September 23, 2011
Within the next week somebody is going to put Tom Selleck's moustache on a kitten, and the internet will be transfixed.
Christopher Reeves's Superman looks amazing with the 'stache. Rambo looked pretty good to.
I don't think I would have noticed anything amiss if they'd just showed me the Eddie Murphy picture by itself. posted by straight at 4:20 PM on September 23, 2011 [1 favorite]
I was surprised by how many people I didn't recognize right away. posted by zzazazz at 4:26 PM on September 23, 2011
Kitten Selleck is the hot new meme. Send me your pics for the Kitten Selleck tumblr and you too will have a chance to go down in internet history. posted by Ad hominem at 4:49 PM on September 23, 2011
It would've been perfect if it hadn't included Bowie in Labyrinth, Redford in The Sting and Spiderman. Those were just silly. (still, if they had matched mustache color to hair color, all but Spidey would've been better) posted by oneswellfoop at 5:01 PM on September 23, 2011
I just put some Selleck moustache in my coffee and it was terrible. It wasn't very good on toast, either. posted by loquacious at 5:02 PM on September 23, 2011 [1 favorite]
Actually, Simon's Cat does have a Selleck Mustache, but it's the same color as the rest of his fur. It's Simon who really needs one. posted by oneswellfoop at 5:04 PM on September 23, 2011
Seth Bullock's stache was cooler. posted by jonmc at 5:23 PM on September 23, 2011
Oh great, now everyone in Brooklyn is gonna want one, and then the Selleck Stash will be devalued.
Hey, the Post Comment and Preview buttons have changed! posted by not_on_display at 5:23 PM on September 23, 2011
It would've been perfect if it hadn't included Bowie in Labyrinth, Redford in The Sting and Spiderman. Those were just silly.
Respectfully, I suspect you may have misapprehended something fundamental here. posted by clockzero at 5:36 PM on September 23, 2011 [2 favorites]
Hey, the Post Comment and Preview buttons have changed!
I see it too! What is this, Metafacefilterbook? posted by orme at 5:44 PM on September 23, 2011
Subby you owe me a new keyboard and monitor. posted by Meatafoecure at 5:54 PM on September 23, 2011
Is it kittens today? Yesterday morning the bleeding edge was this. posted by Catch at 6:18 PM on September 23, 2011
I have a really cool moustache. But you can't tell cause I'm lazy and the damn beard keeps growing. posted by Splunge at 9:07 PM on September 23, 2011
Mustache rides for everyone!!! posted by Belle O'Cosity at 9:16 PM on September 23, 2011
Surely the face recognition technology exists to do this automatically to any youtube video. Please get your best people working on this the Internet.
Also would like to see the option for selection of moustaches, Dali, Einstein, Waters etc. posted by lrobertjones at 2:47 AM on September 24, 2011 [1 favorite]
As I see it, the only failure is that they didn't CGI the 'stache on to Tom Selleck in "In and Out." posted by NormieP at 4:59 AM on September 24, 2011
I loathe facial hair but the two people in the universe who get a pass from me are Tom and Sam Elliot. Sam just looks absurd without his lip fringe, I'm guessing he felt it dated his look.
And Cary Grant did NOT look better. You don't put facial hair on the most elegant, most polished, most suave mug ever to grace the silver screen. Bah! posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 5:28 AM on September 24, 2011
In line with earlier comments, I never realized how desperately Superman needs a moustashe until now. posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 6:10 AM on September 24, 2011
Nice work cutting to Nigel Tufnel on guitar timed with the guitar part in the song. posted by kirkaracha at 8:15 AM on September 24, 2011
Nice work cutting to Nigel Tufnel on guitar timed with the guitar part in the song.
And Keanu's hand action: in time with the song. Bravo. posted by Megami at 1:56 AM on September 25, 2011
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