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Man walks into the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: "Can I get some birth control for my 10 year old daughter? The pharmacist says "You have a sexually active 10 year old daughter!? The man says "Sexually active?", "Hell no!, She just lies there and cries most of the time".
I feel like pedophiles get a bad rep, people should feel bad for them, they have a hard time fitting in.
How does a black woman know she's pregnant?
When she pulls out the tampon, the cottons already been picked.
What's black and sleeps with my daughter?
Nothing, because I'm a good father.
What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps?
Phelps can finish a race.
How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
Sorry, but I really have a lot for this one. Sheepish grin
I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!" Kinky bitch.
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old.
Josef Fritzl; Putting the 'semen' back into 'basement'.
What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job? You just KNOW she'll swallow.
I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night... I wanted my first time to be special.
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