Of course I got the guy's permission to tweet his email. I'm not going to start messing around down that alley!
... I had found myself becoming overwhelmed with a predatorial instinct that I could not shake - I'd sit, watching crowds of people go by, driven to mania by what I saw as their limitless inferiorities.
"We didn't know! It's not our fault! We thought we were adding value! Ripping people's faces of was... just a saying... we never actually ripped anybody's face off. Not physically. It was a metaphor! A metaphor!"
"Ok, ok, we knew. And we're sorry. We're really sorry. You are a big scary Congressman. I am just banker, so small I fit in your pocket. If you give us just a little more money, we will fix the problem. We swear. No, no, we promise. We're going to sew those faces back on. It's another metaphor. I swear."
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