return 0;int main(void)
{
printf("goodbye, world\n");
return 0;
}I went to my first computer conference at the New York Hilton about 20 years ago. When somebody there predicted the market for microprocessors would eventually be in the millions, someone else said, "Where are they all going to go? It's not like you need a computer in every doorknob!"And what those doorknobs are almost certainly all microprocessing is the output of a C compiler.
Years later, I went back to the same hotel. I noticed the room keys had been replaced by electronic cards you slide into slots in the doors.
There was a computer in every doorknob.
delete?! free()ing a dereferenced pointer?! FOR SHAME!#!/bin/sh
while true; do
sleep 1d
doneif (err = 1) exit(1); lurking in our codebase someday. Thanks, Dennis.her: what did people use before?Thanks again, Dr. Ritchie.
me: horrible things like OS/360
her: i don't know what that is
me: good
void main()
{
sleep(1); // moment of silence
}??>
Dennis Ritchie: "So fsck was originally called something else"
Question: "What was it called?"
Dennis Ritchie: Well, the second letter was different.
Dennis Ritchie: "So fsck was originally called something else"Wow, so not only did the man look exactly like Red Green; he also had Red Green's jokes!
Question: "What was it called?"
Dennis Ritchie: Well, the second letter was different.
M-x doctor in another window, sighs with contentment*Unix was the great equalizer, the driving force of the Nerd Spring that liberated programming from the grip of hardware manufacturers.posted by benito.strauss at 7:22 AM on October 14, 2011
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