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October 14, 2011 9:56 AM

Something Awful Forums has an active thread where adults draw kids conceptions, mostly about animals. Some of them are cute, others are gloriously bizarre. Also in the same vein: Axe Cop [Previously].
posted by mccarty.tim (18 comments total)

This is why we need the img tag.
posted by aubilenon at 10:21 AM on October 14, 2011

Cute. I routinely remind my cat that he is the Worst. Cat. Ever.
posted by everichon at 10:25 AM on October 14, 2011

Between thinking one of the the drawings said "Can dolphins do meth? YES!" and thinking

adults draw kids conceptions, mostly about animals

was going to lead to something...different...

I need a cup of coffee. Real bad.
posted by medeine at 10:27 AM on October 14, 2011

The surprised jaguar with the missing fish in the second picture down ("They like to eat owls... and fish - but just one.") immediately made this post for me. This idea is so charming and the results are great.

My two oldest talk like this ALL THE TIME and I only wish I had the talent to attempt this sort of project.
posted by flex at 10:33 AM on October 14, 2011

Wow, some of these are really well drawn.
posted by spiderskull at 10:33 AM on October 14, 2011

Love the rabbit one. Love.
posted by Specklet at 10:55 AM on October 14, 2011

These drawings are great.

Axe Cop, however, has seemed to devolve into "here's a cool thing that Ethan saw on Ben 10". Also, the artist had no trouble with drawing a wild-eyed caricature of the Prophet Mohammed for EDMD because as he said he "hates political correctness", and keeps laughing off some of the problematic parts with "oh ho ho he is just a kid and i am just his brother and i am just the illustrator" means the comic lost a lot of its shine for me.
posted by ShawnStruck at 11:02 AM on October 14, 2011

If the headline didn't give it away, I like the internet one.

And now I really want someone to make a cheesy as hell Gnome fork where little people walk around and push windows for the GUI. When you close the window, they fold it up like a flag, and then drag it offscreen.
posted by mccarty.tim at 11:03 AM on October 14, 2011

This wins the internet today. Some of the artists are fantastic!!!
posted by The ____ of Justice at 12:08 PM on October 14, 2011

This will be better when they compile them into a Photoshop Phriday, for ease of browsing.
posted by fraxil at 1:20 PM on October 14, 2011

because as he said he "hates political correctness"

are you really all that surprised

something awful is reddit for people who still watch south park
posted by This, of course, alludes to you at 2:04 PM on October 14, 2011 [1 favorite]

The thread was kind of annoying to read. There were a few cute entries, lots of lame ones, and lots of boring (yet oddly self-congratulatory)
posted by delmoi at 2:34 PM on October 14, 2011 [1 favorite]

I love that someone actually drew The Beast Of Craggy Island from Father Ted.
posted by EndsOfInvention at 2:44 PM on October 14, 2011 [1 favorite]

are you really all that surprised

something awful is reddit for people who still watch south park

Axe Cop has nothing to do with Something Awful, though. (Also their cooking forum is really good, I swear)
posted by showbiz_liz at 5:32 PM on October 14, 2011

This will be better when they compile them into a Photoshop Phriday, for ease of browsing.

Not Photoshop Phriday, but there is a Comedy Goldmine entry.
posted by May Kasahara at 6:15 PM on October 14, 2011

@showbiz_liz

yeah i know, those were two separate thoughts
posted by This, of course, alludes to you at 6:25 PM on October 14, 2011

I had a five-year-old (physicist's son) explain Bose-Einstein condensates ("Daddy's atom clouds") to me at dinner the other night. That was... surreal.
posted by lollusc at 9:01 PM on October 14, 2011

But rabbits do eat poop!
posted by Richard Holden at 1:35 AM on October 15, 2011