You know, I never really "got" the Dalek humor till I finally invested in some Dr. Who time. Let me tell you, it only took one or two Dalek episodes. Now the world is my Dalek-comedy pun goldmine.
After we saw this site on Metafilter, my wife and I took to quoting it's "so long as they are Daleks, we are happy" at each other a lot. It was hard when they introduced those garish colored Daleks last season. posted by Bulgaroktonos at 1:34 PM on October 19, 2011
Pride & Prejudice & Daleks:
"And your defect is a propensity to hate everybody."
A Dalek Grows in Brooklyn
Valley of the Daleks
Three Men and A Dalek
A Dalek Called Wanda
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and her Dalek
Eat Drink Man Dalek
Butch Cassidy and the Dalek Kid
Dalek Baby Dalek
Dalek Zhivago
The Taking of Dalek 1-2-3
Breakin' 2: Dalek Boogaloo posted by Renoroc at 1:57 PM on October 19, 2011 [4 favorites]
I really, really, really want to write a Doctor Who episode called "Wardance of the Daleks", and the name my band after it. posted by dunkadunc at 1:58 PM on October 19, 2011
Bad Dalek at Black Rock. posted by drezdn at 2:56 PM on October 19, 2011
I cried at the end of The Dalek, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, when the Dalek, representing Our Savior, Davros, came back to life. But I was only 8 the first time my sector's Parental Unit read it to us. posted by GenjiandProust at 2:57 PM on October 19, 2011 [4 favorites]
Are you there god? It's me margaret, dalek margaret. posted by drezdn at 3:01 PM on October 19, 2011 [1 favorite]
Yes, Virginia, there is a Dalek. posted by Kirth Gerson at 3:02 PM on October 19, 2011
Dalek and Ramona
Dandelion Dalek
A Wrinkle in Daleks posted by Navelgazer at 3:08 PM on October 19, 2011
Let's All Kill Constance, using that Dalek. posted by drezdn at 3:10 PM on October 19, 2011
Police Academy 4: Daleks on Patrol posted by drezdn at 3:12 PM on October 19, 2011
A Dalek-ate Balance? posted by Cranberry at 3:13 PM on October 19, 2011
Mrs. Frisby and the Daleks of NIMH. posted by Wolfdog at 3:14 PM on October 19, 2011
Remains of the Daleks
Dalek in a Strange Land
A Christmas Dalek posted by Navelgazer at 3:14 PM on October 19, 2011
Daleks
Daleks Messiah
Children of Daleks
God Emperor of Daleks
Heretics of Daleks
Chapterhouse: Daleks posted by kmz at 3:14 PM on October 19, 2011 [1 favorite]
My Cousin Dalek
Dead Daleks Don't Wear Plaid
Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Dalek
The Unbearable Lightness of Dalek
We're All Daleks On This Bus posted by Kirth Gerson at 3:16 PM on October 19, 2011
Everyone Poops (Except For Daleks) posted by drezdn at 3:16 PM on October 19, 2011 [1 favorite]
There Are No Daleks Here posted by drezdn at 3:17 PM on October 19, 2011
The House of Daleks posted by drezdn at 3:18 PM on October 19, 2011
The Unexpurgated Diaries of Anais Dalek posted by loquacious at 3:30 PM on October 19, 2011
The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Dalek Society
Dalek and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
From the Mixed-Up Dalek of Mrs Basil E. Frankweiler
A Dalek's Guide to Writers' Homes in New England
My Body, My Dalek
Sex and the Single Dalek
Why Don't Daleks Have Nipples? Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini posted by drezdn at 3:32 PM on October 19, 2011 [2 favorites]
"There's nothing in the rulebook that says a Dalek can't play soccer!"
Dialog from "Air Dalek: Spikes Back" posted by drezdn at 3:34 PM on October 19, 2011 [1 favorite]
seasonal offerings...
Dalekween (featuring Davros Myers)
It's the Great Dalek, Charlie Brown!
Dalek the Halls (With Boughs of Dalek)
Rudolph the Red Nosed Dalek
Daleks Roasting on an Open Fire... posted by oneswellfoop at 3:38 PM on October 19, 2011
The Daleks got me kicked out of my house. I gave my brother a Dalek Handbook for Christmas, unaware that it contained some saucy diagrams of how best to ride a DALEK.
There is also a Swedish soft core Dalek porn film. posted by Lovecraft In Brooklyn at 4:22 PM on October 19, 2011
OK these are all pretty good but Tora! Tora! Dalek! is what has me weeping with laughter.
Carry On, Dalek
Murder on the Dalek Express
100 Years of Dalek or, conversely, 100 Daleks of Solitude
Dalek and Commander
and, of course, it is the Dalek of my Discontent posted by mygothlaundry at 6:45 PM on October 19, 2011
The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Daleks posted by pemberkins at 6:52 PM on October 19, 2011
The Real Daleks of Skaro
How Green Was My Dalek
All About Dalek
The Darling Daleks of May posted by orrnyereg at 6:53 PM on October 19, 2011
My Dinner With Dalek posted by orrnyereg at 6:54 PM on October 19, 2011
Don't Worry, Be Dalek
Snow White and the Seven Daleks
All your Dalek are belong to us!
Play It Again, Dalek posted by Kirth Gerson at 6:55 PM on October 19, 2011
Daleks with Low Self-Esteem posted by dunkadunc at 6:57 PM on October 19, 2011
On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Dalek posted by pemberkins at 6:57 PM on October 19, 2011 [2 favorites]
A Confederacy of Daleks posted by sulphur at 7:00 PM on October 19, 2011
The Very Hungry Dalek posted by pemberkins at 7:02 PM on October 19, 2011
Eight Daleks Out
Field of Daleks
A Dalek of Their Own
Four Daleks and a Funeral
My Best Friend's Dalek
The Thin Blue Dalek
Buckaroo Dalek Across the Eighth Dimension
All My Daleks Remembered
Dances With Daleks
Little Big Dalek
How the Dalek Was Won posted by Kirth Gerson at 7:02 PM on October 19, 2011
The Dalek Manifesto
Dalek's Complaint
Dalek Without a Cause posted by orrnyereg at 7:08 PM on October 19, 2011
Casper the Friendly Dalek
Saving Private Dalek
The Daleks Must Be Crazy
Welcome to the Dalek House
A Tale of Two Daleks
Citizen Dalek posted by Kirth Gerson at 7:09 PM on October 19, 2011
You know, it says a lot about their use in NuWho that Daleks have become winsome, almost loveable creatures. I feel sorry for Paddington Dalek! posted by orrnyereg at 7:09 PM on October 19, 2011
Kim Stanley Robinson was prophetic with his trilogy of Red Dalek, Blue Dalek, Green Dalek. And I would pay good money to read Fear and Loathing on the Dalek Trail '72. posted by Lemurrhea at 7:26 PM on October 19, 2011 [2 favorites]
The Shadow of the Dalek
Circle of Daleks
The Dalek of the Baskervilles
The No. 1 Daleks ' Detective Agency
Jonathan Strange and Mr Dalek
The Golden Dalek
The Daleks of Dawn
Lady Cottington's Pressed Dalek Book posted by MelanieL at 8:48 PM on October 19, 2011
One Dalek, Two Dalek, Red Dalek, Blue Dalek.
"...some are red and some are blue. some are old and some are new.
some are sad and some are glad. And some are very, very bad." posted by gamera at 8:55 PM on October 19, 2011 [2 favorites]
The Dalek Movie
The Great Dalek Caper
The Daleks Take Manhattan
The Daleks' Christmas Carol
Daleks from Space
(Okay...a little weirded out that the Muppet replacements make me think of actual Doctor Who episodes.)
Much Ado About Daleks
A Little Night Dalek
Dalek on a Hot Tin Roof
The Glass Dalek
A Dalek Named Desire
Daleks in America: Millenium Approaches
A Bright Room Called Dalek posted by JustKeepSwimming at 9:16 PM on October 19, 2011
Aw, dammit! You know I checked the thread for The Dalek of the Baskervilles; I really did. But there it was, right where I didn't remember seeing it, in the text of the FPP itself. Pffff! posted by MelanieL at 9:17 PM on October 19, 2011
I prefer the classics, so I stick with:
The Canterbury Daleks
The Imitation of Dalek
The Wealth of Daleks
The Dalek's Progress
The Scarlet Dalek
The Fall of the House of Dalek
Harriet the Dalek
Dalekflight, Dalekquest, The White Dalek
for older audiences
Our Daleks, Our Selves
Everything you wanted to know about Daleks (but were too exterminated to ask) posted by hattifattener at 10:20 PM on October 19, 2011
The Dalek Buds of May
Dalek Nikki posted by rory at 3:40 AM on October 20, 2011
The Little Dalek of Don Camillo
Bleak Dalek
The Dalek On The Floss
One Flew Over The Dalek's Nest
Portnoy's Dalek
Dalek Quixote posted by Chairboy at 4:33 AM on October 20, 2011
The Taming of the Dalek
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Dalek
Zen and the Art of Dalek Maintenance
Our Daleks Ourselves
The Joy of Daleks
The Dalek Always Rings Twice
A Farewell to Daleks
What Do Daleks Do All Day?
Where's Dalek? posted by pjaust at 7:55 AM on October 20, 2011
A Dalek for Owen Meany posted by pemberkins at 8:17 AM on October 20, 2011
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Dalek
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Dalek
The Long, Dark Tea-Time of the Dalek
I Never Promised You a Dalek Garden
The Dalek Gently Detective Agency
Indiana Jones and the Last Dalek
The Electric Kool-Aid Dalek Test
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dalek
Fear and Daleks in Las Vegas
The Nightmare Before Daleks
The Legend of Bagger Dalek
Mad Max 2: The Road Dalek
Sacred Locomotive Daleks
How Green Was My Dalek
The Fresh Dalek of Bel-Air
Six Daleks of Separation
Clear and Present Dalek
Sleeping With the Dalek
Have Dalek, Will Travel
House of Flying Daleks
The Dalek Connection
Anne of Green Daleks
The Way of the Dalek
No Dalek Is An Island
The Joy Luck Dalek
What Daleks Want
Farewell, My Dalek
The Longest Dalek
Daleks on a Plane
Of Dalek Bondage
Dalek of the Flies
We Were Daleks
Enter the Dalek
Daleks In Black posted by Kirth Gerson at 8:19 AM on October 20, 2011 [3 favorites]
Not bad, but I would have been even more impressed if that had actually been in the shape of a dalek, y' know... posted by Chairboy at 9:40 AM on October 20, 2011 [1 favorite]
X-Daleks
Daredalek
Our Miss Dalek
Inspector Dalek
Two If By Dalek
Titus Andalekus
Cool Hand Dalek
Little Miss Dalek
Dr. Strangedalek
Dalek Strikes Out
The Littlest Dalek
Small Town Dalek
Daleks In Toyland
Dalek of the Yukon
Pride of the Daleks
No Dalek in the Sky
A Few Good Daleks
The Dalek of Venice
Taming of the Dalek
Season of the Dalek
Dalek and Cleopatra
The Incredible Dalek
The Big Brass Dalek
The Dalek Syndrome
The Accidental Dalek
Dalek's Labours Lost
Yankee Doodle Dalek
Poor Little Rich Dalek
Annie Get Your Dalek
The Dalek's Advocate
Dalek of the Mounties
Two Daleks of Verona
Daleks From the Edge
Much Ado About Dalek
What's Up, Tiger Dalek?
The Dalek Wears Prada
Daleks With Dirty Faces
Fast Times at Dalek High
Kiss of the Dalek Woman
A Dalek Home Companion
Children of a Lesser Dalek
Dalek of Sunnybrook Farm
Even Daleks Get the Blues
A Midsummer Night's Dalek
The Seduction of Joe Dalek
The Bachelor and the Dalek
Three Cheers for the Daleks
The Merry Daleks of Windsor
The Day the Dalek Stood Still
The French Lieutenant's Dalek
Miss Dalek 2: Armed and Fabulous
Gold Daleks of 1937 (& 1935, 1933)
Divine Secrets of the Dalek Sisterhood posted by Kirth Gerson at 3:54 AM on October 21, 2011 [1 favorite]
Yoshimi Battles the Pink Daleks posted by drezdn at 5:45 AM on October 21, 2011 [1 favorite]
Thanks. I love them.
posted by samhyland at 1:21 PM on October 19, 2011 [3 favorites]