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October 25, 2011 10:59 AM   Subscribe

"Big Bad Wolf" - Duck Sauce. NSFW. Possibly not safe for life. Also on Youtube but I've seen versions disappear.
posted by kmz (38 comments total) 17 users marked this as a favorite
 
Finally someone addresses this issue. Crotchfaces unite!
posted by cmoj at 11:06 AM on October 25, 2011 [1 favorite]


Someone posted this on FB - I'm very happy to see a pleasantly plump woman in a music video for once. :)
posted by symbioid at 11:08 AM on October 25, 2011 [5 favorites]


I can almost see Nina Blackwood introducing this one on MTV, circa 1982, right after Toni Basil's "Mickey."
posted by VicNebulous at 11:11 AM on October 25, 2011 [1 favorite]


Someone posted this on FB - I'm very happy to see a pleasantly plump woman in a music video for once. :)


That, uh, was what you took away from the video? I mean, it's awesome that they used plus-size models. But it was hard to actually see the plus-size models, you know, on account of the blood pouring out of my eyes, and the sheet of vomit and tears on my monitor.
posted by liminalrampaste at 11:12 AM on October 25, 2011 [5 favorites]


Now, wasn't that special.
posted by kinnakeet at 11:13 AM on October 25, 2011


"You've seen it, you can't unsee it!" was the Futurama line that occurred in my head.
posted by never used baby shoes at 11:13 AM on October 25, 2011 [1 favorite]


Looks influenced by this skit from a show I don't like much either. (NSFW in an identical way)
posted by SharkParty at 11:14 AM on October 25, 2011


I like how they compare themselves to Daft Punk and Aphex Twin.
posted by KokuRyu at 11:18 AM on October 25, 2011


I feel dirty.
posted by secondhand pho at 11:21 AM on October 25, 2011


Can someone clue in this non-clicker as to what kind of thing this is? I like to be au fait with current memes but hate clearing up the eyeblood.
posted by beniamino at 11:27 AM on October 25, 2011


It's nothing. It's a music video with people who have an additional head in their crotch.
posted by sageleaf at 11:31 AM on October 25, 2011 [1 favorite]


That song is terrible.
posted by PostIronyIsNotaMyth at 11:33 AM on October 25, 2011 [1 favorite]


I've seen versions disappear.

Lucky you.
posted by R. Schlock at 11:40 AM on October 25, 2011 [4 favorites]


That was funny. And trite.
I've always known people who have kind of novel kind of so what ideas, ideas they like to talk about at full volume. It seems like more and more these people are getting their hands on video equipment.
posted by From Bklyn at 11:42 AM on October 25, 2011


aaaahhhhhh-oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
posted by bottlebrushtree at 11:46 AM on October 25, 2011


Ugh. These are the guys that are responsible for that horrible "Barbara Streisand" song that they play constantly at my gym. I seriously want to punch these guys in the "face."
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 11:50 AM on October 25, 2011 [6 favorites]


The googles, not even those worn by the second crotch-head, do nothing.
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 11:53 AM on October 25, 2011


I seriously want to punch these guys in the "face."

Well now you have options.
posted by yerfatma at 11:54 AM on October 25, 2011 [2 favorites]


Quick, someone Punch 'em in the Dick!
posted by VicNebulous at 11:54 AM on October 25, 2011 [2 favorites]


These are the guys that are responsible for that horrible "Barbara Streisand" song that they play constantly at my gym. I seriously want to punch these guys in the "face."

These guys are also responsible for U Don't Know Me, My My My, classic remixes of Spin Spin Sugar, Professional Widow and Heads Will Roll and a bunch of other classic dance records.

Duck Sauce are rather intentionally 'dumb' dance music, by two incredibly talented producers.

Also, this song is fantastic.
posted by empath at 11:57 AM on October 25, 2011 [1 favorite]


Holy shit, Duck Sauce is A-Trak and Armand Van Helden? Why am I only just now learning this?
posted by flatluigi at 12:04 PM on October 25, 2011 [2 favorites]


Fascinating. Really.
posted by falameufilho at 12:11 PM on October 25, 2011


*Guilty pleasure. Enjoyed that.
posted by nickyskye at 12:13 PM on October 25, 2011


Comparison with Windowlicker (NSFW) is not inappropriate.

Unless the irony of Big Bad Wolf is so subtle that I don't get it (ie, I would need to be a hipster or something), I don't see any comparison.
posted by KokuRyu at 12:33 PM on October 25, 2011


liminalrampaste: "Someone posted this on FB - I'm very happy to see a pleasantly plump woman in a music video for once. :)


That, uh, was what you took away from the video? I mean, it's awesome that they used plus-size models. But it was hard to actually see the plus-size models, you know, on account of the blood pouring out of my eyes, and the sheet of vomit and tears on my monitor.
"

What was so wrong with the video? I'm not sure why everyone is freaking out? I mean sure, there's some naked people and stuff, but what's so strange? The heads? I mean - that's just the natural morphology of a symbioid, so this is just what I see everyday when I look in the mirror. I call my crotch-face "Sam"... Sam Bioid.
posted by symbioid at 12:35 PM on October 25, 2011


I don't see any comparison.

You don't see a comparison between two videos which hinge entirely on a man's face being put in a weird but sexualized context?
posted by SharkParty at 12:38 PM on October 25, 2011


Well, yeah, sure, I get that, but the music is what counts, and Aphex Twin is much more sophisticated. Unless these Duck Sauce is purposely putting out boring music that is intended to be an ironic metajoke.
posted by KokuRyu at 12:41 PM on October 25, 2011 [1 favorite]


Duck Sauce is intentionally putting out music that are guaranteed floor fillers. It's a rare dance floor that Aphex Twin wouldn't immediately clear.
posted by empath at 12:52 PM on October 25, 2011 [1 favorite]


Oh, I get it. Ha! I haven't been clubbing in.. a... long... time. I still think it's possible to combine interesting music with music you'd want to dance to.
posted by KokuRyu at 12:58 PM on October 25, 2011


Put the Big Bad Wolf on with headphones forget the howling wolf sound for a second and listen to the bass and kick and how flawlessly they play off each other and with the snare and hi-hats, etc. It sounds a lot simpler than it is. It's not easy to get that kind of perfection. And I'd listen to just that beat by itself for 10 or 15 minutes, perfectly happily. You don't need complexity to create a perfect dance floor record, you just need a decent beat and sparkling production. It's the kind of record you can hear 10 seconds of in a club and know it's going to be a monster.

I still think it's possible to combine interesting music with music you'd want to dance to.

Yes, but Big Bad Wolf is an interesting record, if you're a dancer or a DJ. It's a stripped down beat that doesn't sound like anything else right now, so it makes a nice change of pace, and it' s the kind of record that drives dance floors crazy with tension. It's a record by DJs for DJs.

Not every record needs to be about something. Sometimes you can make a record that's about nothing more than making asses move, and there's an artistry and purity to that that's just as valid as any other kind of music.
posted by empath at 1:07 PM on October 25, 2011 [5 favorites]


Empath is right. I don't dig IDM 'cause it's aimed at the wrong part of the body! And asses are DUMB...
posted by black8 at 1:11 PM on October 25, 2011


No, not those kinds of videos.
posted by empath at 2:21 PM on October 25, 2011 [2 favorites]


symbioid: "Someone posted this on FB - I'm very happy to see a pleasantly plump woman in a music video for once. :)"

Whatchu talkin' about? She was the hot one.

Have to admit, I did laugh out loud when it came to the ping pong ball...
posted by Samizdata at 2:36 PM on October 25, 2011


empath: "Yes, but Big Bad Wolf is an interesting record, if you're a dancer or a DJ. It's a stripped down beat that doesn't sound like anything else right now"

If this is the nail in brostep's coffin, I'm down!
posted by symbioid at 3:47 PM on October 25, 2011 [2 favorites]


So this is nothing to do with the Doctor and Rose?
posted by arcticseal at 1:19 AM on October 26, 2011


It was funny. I were entertained.
posted by Goofyy at 5:52 AM on October 26, 2011


I was just fine, right up until the ping-pong ball.
posted by metaxa at 11:36 AM on October 26, 2011


I liked it. And I love RDJ.
posted by rosswald at 4:28 PM on October 26, 2011


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