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Post number 10951

Wet Wednesday — Sun, 30 Sep 2001 09:53:41 -0800

This is definately a fine cocktail. Although not one that I would drink.

By: RavinDave

RavinDave — Sun, 30 Sep 2001 10:05:47 -0800

Thursday morning, Juan Sanchez-Marchez, 41, a machine operator at Foothills Mail and Supply, was at work, taking his usual sips from a 20-ounce bottle of Ora Potency Fruit Punch. He gave his name to the newspaper??? Okay, okay, maybe they got it from the police report. Still, wouldn't you tell the police something like: "Yeah, I thought I saw something suspicious, so I poured half of it out on the ground ... " Sheesh!! Wonder if ol' Juan asked for the rest of his soda back after the police left.

By: raysmj

raysmj — Sun, 30 Sep 2001 10:32:14 -0800

Not Mr. Perfect here. But for future reference: It's "definitely."

By: Wet Wednesday

Wet Wednesday — Sun, 30 Sep 2001 11:00:19 -0800

I like spelling it that way, as that's how I prenounce it. Do you have a problem with that. You definately shouldn't.

By: TiggleTaggleTiger

TiggleTaggleTiger — Sun, 30 Sep 2001 11:23:22 -0800

"Police do not believe that Sanchez-Marchez put the penis in the bottle. "
My vote for the best line in a news story. Ever. Anywhere.

By: Atom Heart Mother

Atom Heart Mother — Sun, 30 Sep 2001 12:22:12 -0800

That is an outstanding story. How sick would you feel after drinking most of it and then seeing a penis at the bottom. He must be able to sue for that; he will never be able to drink without fear again.

By: crasspastor

crasspastor — Sun, 30 Sep 2001 12:50:20 -0800

Police do not believe that Sanchez-Marchez put the penis in the bottle. All things being equal, that's a sentence I'd never dreamed I'd see in any newspaper. What a fucked up story. As I finished this comment I realized TTT said the same thing an hour ago. Nonetheless, I'm weighing in too.

By: mmarcos

mmarcos — Sun, 30 Sep 2001 13:02:53 -0800

Remarkable: the drink was called "Ora Potency Fruit Punch".

By: shagoth

shagoth — Sun, 30 Sep 2001 13:04:57 -0800

They left out the initial reaction, "Man this juice tastes like piss!"

By: kirkaracha

kirkaracha — Sun, 30 Sep 2001 13:52:40 -0800

Remarkable: the drink was called "Ora Potency Fruit Punch". Maybe the penis is supposed to be there. Always check the ingredients. From the article, "His boss told him that it looked like a penis." I'm concerned that he needed help identifying it.

By: PWA_BadBoy

PWA_BadBoy — Sun, 30 Sep 2001 13:58:36 -0800

You'd think they'd at least put a bigger penis inside a potency drink?!? The chinese have a saying for this... "yee ying bo ying" meaning "You are what you eat"

By: Down10

Down10 — Sun, 30 Sep 2001 18:05:58 -0800

Talk about your stiff drinks!

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sun, 30 Sep 2001 19:05:16 -0800

COCKtail. Oh...I get it.

By: y2karl

y2karl — Sun, 30 Sep 2001 23:00:23 -0800

eeyew==maybe a new color font for verging-on-rotten.com links?

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Mon, 01 Oct 2001 08:00:18 -0800

Possible advertising slogan: "If our drink leaves you feeling incomplete, maybe you're just nuts!"

By: Kafkaesque

Kafkaesque — Tue, 02 Oct 2001 12:31:18 -0800

And you thought getting the worm in your tequila shot was gross! *or* And you thought it was hard to build SHIPS in bottles. every one a maserati!!

By: crasspastor

crasspastor — Thu, 04 Oct 2001 12:25:44 -0800

Turns out it was a chunk of bacteria mold. But my! The girth!

By: Fofer

Fofer — Fri, 05 Oct 2001 08:40:11 -0800

Well, THAT'S a relief. It was just a chunk of bacteria mold. ...shudder...