October 1, 2001

6:27 PM

Pimp Hats for you and me...Looking to be a pimp or "playa" this Halloween? Check out the gear... yiz-ow! Remember, kids: "Don't hate the Playa, hate the game."
posted by crankydoodle (8 comments total)

I can see the meeting with the Venture Capitalist (circa 1999) right now....
"Pimphats dot com eh?"
"That's right. Pimphats!"
"Sounds like a winner. Who doesn't need pimphats? This could be the next Dr. Koop.com! How does $20 million sound?"
posted by fresh-n-minty at 6:58 PM on October 1, 2001

anyone know of some good websites that sell halloween costumes? i'm looking to buy a decent costume but not too expensive. i can never seem to find any good sites and end up making some lame outfit.
posted by suprfli at 7:06 PM on October 1, 2001

(sing along boys and girls!)

"Oh but ain't that America for you and me
Ain't that America somethin' to see baby
Ain't that America home of the free
Little pimp hats for you and me"
posted by billder at 7:12 PM on October 1, 2001

I want platformshoeswithlittlegoldfishbowls.com to be a working URL.
posted by machaus at 7:20 PM on October 1, 2001

This would be way cooler if the owners of the site didn't seem dreadfully aware of how cool they're being.
posted by Marquis at 7:55 PM on October 1, 2001

"ONE SIZE FITS ALL-FELT STYLE WITH ADJUSTABLE BRIM-HIGHEST QUALITY"
posted by cheesebot at 8:11 PM on October 1, 2001

you know that picture of matt when he motions to throw a laptop into a river? well, imagine him wearing a pimp hat!
posted by moz at 9:46 PM on October 1, 2001

As a native pimp, I am offended by this demeaning and disrespectful mockery of pimp dress and our pimp heritage.

Join me in a boycott of PimpHats.com, in hopes that one day, we pimps—and our ho's—can be treated as equals in the human race.
posted by Down10 at 10:06 PM on October 1, 2001