Yogurt!
December 2, 2011 7:06 AM Subscribe
Well, to be pedantic, it looks like he loved yogurt about 12 years ago. He might have moved on to other delicacies by now. Brains, perhaps?
posted by Zippity Goombah at 7:14 AM on December 2, 2011 [6 favorites]
posted by Zippity Goombah at 7:14 AM on December 2, 2011 [6 favorites]
Do we get to nominate? Even though it's only December 2, Deathalicious FT-SLYT-W.
posted by roofus at 7:17 AM on December 2, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by roofus at 7:17 AM on December 2, 2011 [1 favorite]
Well, to be pedantic, it looks like he loved yogurt about 12 years ago. He might have moved on to other delicacies by now. Brains, perhaps?
posted by Zippity Goombah at 7:14 AM on December 2 [+] [!]
Ha! I was thinking that I've seen that kid on The Walking Dead.
posted by helmutdog at 7:24 AM on December 2, 2011
posted by Zippity Goombah at 7:14 AM on December 2 [+] [!]
Ha! I was thinking that I've seen that kid on The Walking Dead.
posted by helmutdog at 7:24 AM on December 2, 2011
What I love about this video is that, since it's from 1999, the kid featured is exactly the right age to be completely and utterly humiliated by this going viral.
I hope he's either not online or is oblivious.
posted by hippybear at 7:25 AM on December 2, 2011 [5 favorites]
I hope he's either not online or is oblivious.
posted by hippybear at 7:25 AM on December 2, 2011 [5 favorites]
the funniest hungry baby ever!!
has never fed a baby
posted by DU at 7:25 AM on December 2, 2011 [1 favorite]
has never fed a baby
posted by DU at 7:25 AM on December 2, 2011 [1 favorite]
What I love about this video is that, since it's from 1999, the kid featured is exactly the right age to be completely and utterly humiliated by this going viral.
My first thought when I saw this was that the kid was exactly the right age to have found the video in the family archives and uploaded it himself. (Or perhaps it was a vengeful sibling!)
posted by phunniemee at 7:32 AM on December 2, 2011
My first thought when I saw this was that the kid was exactly the right age to have found the video in the family archives and uploaded it himself. (Or perhaps it was a vengeful sibling!)
posted by phunniemee at 7:32 AM on December 2, 2011
two minutes later babies eyes fell out of its head onto the ground, but they don't show you THAT one youtube....!
posted by tomswift at 7:32 AM on December 2, 2011 [3 favorites]
posted by tomswift at 7:32 AM on December 2, 2011 [3 favorites]
Make sure you watch past the first minute for the deep existential experience of a toddler staring into your soul and finding the sum total of your existence less interesting than a spoonful of yoghurt.
Also, keep in mind that, if the time stamp is to be believed, this talented kid is a teenager now.
posted by Blasdelb at 7:33 AM on December 2, 2011 [4 favorites]
Also, keep in mind that, if the time stamp is to be believed, this talented kid is a teenager now.
posted by Blasdelb at 7:33 AM on December 2, 2011 [4 favorites]
hippybear: What I love about this video is that, since it's from 1999, the kid featured is exactly the right age to be completely and utterly humiliated by this going viral.
I dunno, man. If that were me in the video and I was now 12 or 13, I'd think that shit was hilarious and send it to everyone I know. I'm also not really sure how anyone who isn't directed there by someone who knows the baby would be able to identify the kid. As far as I can tell, the uploader's real name isn't on there and they are using the Youtube handle uvki2810. Not to mention that none of the other videos give a clue as to who it is.
posted by gman at 7:43 AM on December 2, 2011
I dunno, man. If that were me in the video and I was now 12 or 13, I'd think that shit was hilarious and send it to everyone I know. I'm also not really sure how anyone who isn't directed there by someone who knows the baby would be able to identify the kid. As far as I can tell, the uploader's real name isn't on there and they are using the Youtube handle uvki2810. Not to mention that none of the other videos give a clue as to who it is.
posted by gman at 7:43 AM on December 2, 2011
I hope, fingers crossed, that he turned out just fine. He loves his yoghurt way too much.
posted by hat_eater at 7:44 AM on December 2, 2011
posted by hat_eater at 7:44 AM on December 2, 2011
Aaargh. Can't sleep. Israeli yoghurt baby will kill me.
posted by The Bellman at 7:45 AM on December 2, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by The Bellman at 7:45 AM on December 2, 2011 [2 favorites]
I love how he seems to totally forget about the existence of yogurt between spoonfuls. Every time he actually catches sight of it, it's HOLY SHIT YOGURT IS A THING AND A THING THAT I LOVE IN FACT I LOVE IT SO MUCH THERE IS ALREADY SOME ON MY FACE oh hey, what's going on over here, I ate something pretty awesome earlier but I just can't OH MY GOD IS THAT YOGURT I SEE
posted by emmtee at 7:49 AM on December 2, 2011 [38 favorites]
posted by emmtee at 7:49 AM on December 2, 2011 [38 favorites]
This is your brain on probiotics.
posted by Kabanos at 8:10 AM on December 2, 2011 [4 favorites]
posted by Kabanos at 8:10 AM on December 2, 2011 [4 favorites]
That made me wanna throw up.
posted by marxchivist at 8:13 AM on December 2, 2011
posted by marxchivist at 8:13 AM on December 2, 2011
What I love about this video is that, since it's from 1999, the kid featured is exactly the right age to be completely and utterly humiliated by this going viral.
The kid in the video posted it to Reddit himself.
posted by skullbee at 8:16 AM on December 2, 2011 [6 favorites]
The kid in the video posted it to Reddit himself.
posted by skullbee at 8:16 AM on December 2, 2011 [6 favorites]
This baby needs to love a fucking napkin.
posted by Fizz at 8:33 AM on December 2, 2011 [4 favorites]
posted by Fizz at 8:33 AM on December 2, 2011 [4 favorites]
Yes my little 1.3-year-old exhibits similar behavior with yogurt (and raisins, and crackers, and milk, and pretty much anything edible). He eats raisins as if the world is about to end.
I've never documented this for the internet because I don't want my children to become memes.
posted by Doleful Creature at 8:40 AM on December 2, 2011 [1 favorite]
I've never documented this for the internet because I don't want my children to become memes.
posted by Doleful Creature at 8:40 AM on December 2, 2011 [1 favorite]
I've never documented this for the internet because I don't want my children to become memes.
How will youtube and twitter survive? Do your duty.
posted by Fizz at 8:46 AM on December 2, 2011 [1 favorite]
How will youtube and twitter survive? Do your duty.
posted by Fizz at 8:46 AM on December 2, 2011 [1 favorite]
Of course, if that baby moves to the US when he grows up, he will stop loving good Israeli yogurt, and instead eat only fake fro-yo with too many toppings from the mall. He will turn his back on his traditions and he will NEVER CALL HIS PARENTS!
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 8:47 AM on December 2, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 8:47 AM on December 2, 2011 [2 favorites]
Mine leans forward like he's got a secret to share. If you lean up to him, he smiles a sly smile and goes "mmmMMMmmm!"
posted by robocop is bleeding at 8:50 AM on December 2, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by robocop is bleeding at 8:50 AM on December 2, 2011 [2 favorites]
Metafilter: I don't want my children to become memes
posted by chavenet at 8:51 AM on December 2, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by chavenet at 8:51 AM on December 2, 2011 [2 favorites]
Laser-eyed hungry Israeli baby is SCARY. But then, I find most babies pretty terrifying.
posted by kinnakeet at 9:10 AM on December 2, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by kinnakeet at 9:10 AM on December 2, 2011 [2 favorites]
Let us show this video to the giant wetas. It is our only hope to convince them to leave the humans alone.
posted by argonauta at 9:13 AM on December 2, 2011 [6 favorites]
posted by argonauta at 9:13 AM on December 2, 2011 [6 favorites]
That baby looks like Rachel Dratch.
posted by Leta at 9:17 AM on December 2, 2011 [5 favorites]
posted by Leta at 9:17 AM on December 2, 2011 [5 favorites]
Is that Kevin McDonald's kid? The resemblance is uncanny.
posted by BishopFistwick at 9:42 AM on December 2, 2011
posted by BishopFistwick at 9:42 AM on December 2, 2011
Or perhaps it's Kevin McDonald and Rachel Dratch's love child.
posted by BishopFistwick at 9:42 AM on December 2, 2011 [4 favorites]
posted by BishopFistwick at 9:42 AM on December 2, 2011 [4 favorites]
Metafilter: I don't want my children to become mmmmmmmmmmmemes
posted by Elmore at 11:10 AM on December 2, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by Elmore at 11:10 AM on December 2, 2011 [1 favorite]
Once he has finished I know somebody who would like the container.
posted by rongorongo at 11:35 AM on December 2, 2011
posted by rongorongo at 11:35 AM on December 2, 2011
באני מפחד התינוק.
posted by Bunny Ultramod at 11:40 AM on December 2, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by Bunny Ultramod at 11:40 AM on December 2, 2011 [1 favorite]
Someone on reddit posted this translation:
"Now let's see...Orileh - let's make a commercial for Tara's [manufacturer's] 'White and to the point' [yogurt snack name]."
"Yes!! Who wants to eat?!"
"Just to set things straight, Ori makes those same noises for all types of food...but to get to the point, this is a commercial..."
"Hahaha it's just eshel kookoo! [eshel = the snack, kookoo = nickname]"
"What a kid!"
"Yes yes yes here...."
"You see those cute little teeth...what a loved little boy"
"Alright, looks like we got the idea here...I swear I'm going to tape him no matter the food from now on..."
"Okay, you've had enough?"
posted by Blasdelb at 11:51 AM on December 2, 2011 [1 favorite]
"Now let's see...Orileh - let's make a commercial for Tara's [manufacturer's] 'White and to the point' [yogurt snack name]."
"Yes!! Who wants to eat?!"
"Just to set things straight, Ori makes those same noises for all types of food...but to get to the point, this is a commercial..."
"Hahaha it's just eshel kookoo! [eshel = the snack, kookoo = nickname]"
"What a kid!"
"Yes yes yes here...."
"You see those cute little teeth...what a loved little boy"
"Alright, looks like we got the idea here...I swear I'm going to tape him no matter the food from now on..."
"Okay, you've had enough?"
posted by Blasdelb at 11:51 AM on December 2, 2011 [1 favorite]
I get that way about pork spareribs.
posted by a shrill fucking shitstripe at 7:46 PM on December 2, 2011
posted by a shrill fucking shitstripe at 7:46 PM on December 2, 2011
I am sure this is a perfectly nice baby, but the hungry panting evokes the demon spawn in It's Alive.
posted by Scram at 10:09 PM on December 2, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by Scram at 10:09 PM on December 2, 2011 [1 favorite]
I have never loved anything or anyone as much as that baby loves yogurt.
posted by nathancaswell at 1:30 PM on December 3, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by nathancaswell at 1:30 PM on December 3, 2011 [2 favorites]
I am reminded of baby birds, competing for whatever is brought.
But realistically, I have a new nephew, and he is also enthusiastic about food. But there seems a common idea of babies being finicky about food. This kid acts like food isn't always offered.
posted by Goofyy at 4:12 AM on December 4, 2011
But realistically, I have a new nephew, and he is also enthusiastic about food. But there seems a common idea of babies being finicky about food. This kid acts like food isn't always offered.
posted by Goofyy at 4:12 AM on December 4, 2011
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