How porny.

December 12, 2011 4:26 PM

The phrase "metafilter" is 26.23% pr0n!

Huh? Via Via.

posted by unSane (50 comments total)

Twenty dollars, same as in town.
posted by lukemeister at 4:29 PM on December 12, 2011

Seems like a lowball figure to me.
posted by demiurge at 4:29 PM on December 12, 2011

Not nearly as smutty as taters, though.
posted by lukemeister at 4:30 PM on December 12, 2011

The phrase "cat litter" is 0% pr0n.


Thank God.
posted by louche mustachio at 4:31 PM on December 12, 2011

"My cock" is 0%?
posted by jeffamaphone at 4:32 PM on December 12, 2011

Did you really want to share that?
posted by Tell Me No Lies at 4:32 PM on December 12, 2011 [3 favorites]

This is terrible, we need to do something about this, STAT!
posted by arcticseal at 4:32 PM on December 12, 2011

The phrase "Durn Bronzefist" is 43.56% pr0n!

Well, it does contain the word "fist". How about my "porn star name"?

The phrase "Jimmy Stewart" is 47.88% pr0n!

This thing is rigged. Or everything is more prOn than Metafilter.

The phrase "shit disturber" is 0.00% pr0n!

The hell?
posted by Durn Bronzefist at 4:33 PM on December 12, 2011 [1 favorite]

The phrase "Buttafuoco" is 52.49% pr0n!
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 4:33 PM on December 12, 2011

Yeah, needs lots of work.
posted by jeffamaphone at 4:33 PM on December 12, 2011

Yet "jeffamaphone" is 33.33% pr0n.
posted by Eyebeams at 4:33 PM on December 12, 2011

"My cock" is 0%?

The algo is #results in Google Image Search with safesearch off / # results with safesearch on

"My cock' with SS off = 108,000,000 results

"My cock" with SS strict = 19,980,000,000 results

because 'cock' is filtered from the search when SS is on.
posted by unSane at 4:35 PM on December 12, 2011

The phrase "And Choda Boy!" is 64.73% pr0n!
posted by Durn Bronzefist at 4:36 PM on December 12, 2011 [2 favorites]

any naughty word will give you a 0% because it's filtered from the safesearch results

you gotta stick to nice words
posted by unSane at 4:36 PM on December 12, 2011

The phrase "porn" is 100.00% pr0n!
posted by unSane at 4:37 PM on December 12, 2011

The phrase "metafilter" is 26.23% pr0n!

"ask.metafilter" is 25.39% pr0n!
"metatalk" is 24.00% pr0n!
"music.metafilter.com" is 17.54% pr0n!
"podcast.metafilter.com" is 15.15% pr0n!
"irl.metafilter.com" is 12.64% pr0n!
"projects.metafilter.com" is 11.36% pr0n!
"jobs.metafilter.com" is 3.13% pr0n!

i guess sex workers are an under-represented group here.
posted by lampshade at 4:41 PM on December 12, 2011

The phrase "maxwelton" is 10.80% pr0n!

I now have a goal in life. Thanks, internet!
posted by maxwelton at 4:43 PM on December 12, 2011

The phrase "texas hot plate" is 6.41% pr0n!

No.
posted by gurple at 4:54 PM on December 12, 2011

"The phrase "big floppy donkey dicks" is 0.00% pr0n!"

I beg to differ.
posted by FatherDagon at 4:59 PM on December 12, 2011

It is the "floppy" designation that throws it off prolly.
posted by lampshade at 5:01 PM on December 12, 2011

"The phrase "sex" is 31.39% pr0n!"

There's more to it?

"The phrase "love" is 17.65% pr0n!"

Hmmm, nope, that's not it..

"The phrase "fucking" is 100.00% pr0n!"

Ah, I see.
posted by FatherDagon at 5:01 PM on December 12, 2011 [1 favorite]

The phrase "wet hole" is 99.23% pr0n!
posted by Alexander Hatchell at 5:03 PM on December 12, 2011

It is the "floppy" designation that throws it off prolly.

No, "big hard donkey dicks", "big rigid donkey dicks", "big swollen donkey dicks", "big tumescent donkey dicks" and "big throbbing donkey dicks" are all 0.00% pr0n as well.

Boy, I'm glad we don't have an IT department at my company.
posted by Homeboy Trouble at 5:06 PM on December 12, 2011

"The phrase "tentacle goes inside your body holes" is 0.00% pr0n!"

Now that's just slanderous.
posted by FatherDagon at 5:07 PM on December 12, 2011

The phrase "mister rogers" is 25.85% pr0n!
posted by iamkimiam at 5:08 PM on December 12, 2011

26.37% for my user name. 48.74 for my dogs name. Partner's name is 0.

Let's not think about that too much.
posted by Mr. Yuck at 5:11 PM on December 12, 2011

10.61%pr0n for my last name. Of course, my last name means schlong in an Eastern European language.

They really need to try harder at this.
posted by Kid Charlemagne at 5:16 PM on December 12, 2011 [1 favorite]

I enter "dinosaurs" into anything like this. It's 15.20%.

My username is 26.37%. I don't want to know.
posted by brundlefly at 5:30 PM on December 12, 2011 [1 favorite]

"Santorum" is only 33%!
posted by spitbull at 5:40 PM on December 12, 2011

The phrase "finger lickin' good" is 44.13% pr0n!
posted by Sys Rq at 5:50 PM on December 12, 2011

Hmm. My old MeFi username was only slightly pr0nier than my current one (but both under 20%). The subject of the post I just made is 54.39%, but yesterday's post was 76.51%!!! I'd like to formally apologize to anyone offended.
posted by oneswellfoop at 5:51 PM on December 12, 2011

lube it up ~77%
lube it down ~47%


I guess we know the direction people like to be lubed.
posted by redbeard at 6:03 PM on December 12, 2011

Ah, but spitbull, Rick Santorum is 51.52%!
posted by redbeard at 6:04 PM on December 12, 2011

The phrase "nonnude" is 99.79% pr0n!

Can anyone find a pornier phrase?

The closest I got was:
The phrase "leather daddies" is 94.84% pr0n!
posted by Matt Oneiros at 6:35 PM on December 12, 2011

Err, never mind, looks like someone hit 100% with "fucking", but maybe 100% is possible with something more mundane?
posted by Matt Oneiros at 6:38 PM on December 12, 2011

The phrase "ron paul" is 11.39% pr0n!
The phrase "barack obama" is 12.40% pr0n!
The phrase "mitt romney" is 14.50% pr0n!
The phrase "newt gingrich" is 16.75% pr0n!
The phrase "herman cain" is 21.32% pr0n!
The phrase "rick perry" is 24.41% pr0n!
The phrase "michelle bachmann" is 30.31% pr0n!
The phrase "sarah palin" is 30.41% pr0n!
The phrase "donald trump" is 37.44% pr0n!
The phrase "rick santorum" is 57.45% pr0n!

So MetaFilter is sandwiched between Rick Perry and Michelle Bachmann.
posted by unSane at 6:52 PM on December 12, 2011 [1 favorite]

"My cock" is 0%?

metafilter is actually my name for my cock so...
posted by OnTheLastCastle at 7:18 PM on December 12, 2011 [1 favorite]

I was kind of surprised that "Buck Naked" is in fact 0.00% pr0n.
posted by scunning at 7:35 PM on December 12, 2011

See my description of the algorithm upthread.
posted by unSane at 7:42 PM on December 12, 2011

Well, Metafilter is an anagram for "Meat lifter," after all. What did you expect?
posted by Graygorey at 7:47 PM on December 12, 2011

Must be all the meatfilther.com link typos.
posted by BrotherCaine at 7:49 PM on December 12, 2011

Damnit, should've previewed.
posted by BrotherCaine at 7:49 PM on December 12, 2011

Meat lifter

The phrase "spatula" is 8.23% pr0n!
The phrase "barbecue tongs" is 7.27% pr0n!
The phrase "one of those big forks with the two prongs" is 0.00% pr0n!

Huh.
posted by Sys Rq at 7:50 PM on December 12, 2011

aaaaand we broke it
posted by Defenestrator at 7:59 PM on December 12, 2011

I think the technical phrase is tested to failure.
posted by Kid Charlemagne at 8:02 PM on December 12, 2011

My hetero-normative wife, who is not as vain as I am, apparently, not having taken the time to Google herself in quotes, is apparently very famous as a male-turned-female in Illinois. I guess having a somewhat unusual name can have its drawbacks.
posted by kozad at 8:53 PM on December 12, 2011

That's what Rick Santorum said. *rimshot*
posted by Daddy-O at 8:59 PM on December 12, 2011

Something something rim-shot something santorum.
posted by FatherDagon at 10:00 PM on December 12, 2011

503 is 100%
posted by deborah at 10:24 PM on December 12, 2011

kozad: "My hetero-normative wife, who is not as vain as I am, apparently, not having taken the time to Google herself in quotes, is apparently very famous as a male-turned-female in Illinois. I guess having a somewhat unusual name can have its drawbacks."

And I am a British brewer/paedophile. And?
posted by Samizdata at 10:51 PM on December 12, 2011