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December 15, 2011 6:00 PM   Subscribe


 
"He can change to steel, granite...or whatever the need requires."


Sounds more like Romney, really.
posted by darkstar at 6:22 PM on December 15, 2011


To be fair, this is what some of the voting base think the President's job is like anyway.
posted by The Whelk at 6:28 PM on December 15, 2011


Super President is cool and all with his turning into steel or granite or whatever abilities, but can he pilot a giant mech?
posted by burnmp3s at 6:29 PM on December 15, 2011


Wait, so Super President was born in a cosmic storm? In space, and therefore is not in the United States of America? Get Keyes on the horn. Tell him it's the real deal this time.
posted by FishBike at 6:35 PM on December 15, 2011


Super President? More like NO-bama, am I right?
posted by Saxon Kane at 6:39 PM on December 15, 2011


Wait, so Super President was born in a cosmic storm?

His powers were born in a cosmic storm. James Norcross was presumably born here on Earth. Probably somewhere in France, also making him ineligible.
posted by scalefree at 7:17 PM on December 15, 2011


I...I was fully convinced at first that this was not real. Some kind of 'found footage' art project. I...stand corrected. This is worse than that Senator whose super-power was learning to fly by watching condors.
posted by Tubalcain at 7:30 PM on December 15, 2011


Promise kept!
posted by drjimmy11 at 11:09 PM on December 15, 2011


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