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December 19, 2011 12:43 PM   Subscribe

#1 - Get an avocado, #2 - Sneak it into your peep's hood, #3 - Take a picture, #4 - 'CADOED!!
posted by yellowbinder (70 comments total) 5 users marked this as a favorite

 
#1 - Get a tomato
#2 - Sneak it into your friend's shoe
#3 - Take a picture
#4 - 'MATOED!!
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 12:44 PM on December 19, 2011


#1 - Get a banana
#2 - Sneak it into your friend's sock drawer
#3 - Take a picture
#4 - 'NANERD!!
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 12:45 PM on December 19, 2011 [4 favorites]


#1 - Get some creamed corn
#2 - Sneak it into your friend's bowling ball
#3 - Take a picture
#4 - CORNHOLED!!
posted by pineapple at 12:51 PM on December 19, 2011 [17 favorites]


Sneak it into your peep's hood

See, I really thought this was going to involve photos of lonely avocados on the sidewalk outside someone's house, but I guess this way makes more sense.
posted by backseatpilot at 12:52 PM on December 19, 2011 [16 favorites]


Literally laughing out loud. CADOED!
posted by gagglezoomer at 12:54 PM on December 19, 2011 [1 favorite]


#1 - Get an object or assume a position
#2 - Do something random with it
#3 - Take a picture
#4 - MEMEFORCED!
posted by Greg_Ace at 12:54 PM on December 19, 2011 [45 favorites]


ಠ_ಠ
posted by The Whelk at 12:54 PM on December 19, 2011 [5 favorites]


I thought "peep's hood" was something far less sanitary and safe for work.
posted by kmz at 12:55 PM on December 19, 2011


#1 Get some tofu
#2 Sneak it into your friend's meat dish
#3 Take a picture
#4 TOFOOLED!
posted by Kabanos at 12:56 PM on December 19, 2011 [9 favorites]


oh wait i want to try one of these

#1 - Get some steamed broccoli
#2 - Sneak it onto your friend's plate
#3 - Take a picture
#4 - HEALTHY DINNER'D!!
posted by backseatpilot at 12:56 PM on December 19, 2011 [6 favorites]


This is where I mention that my wife and I ate two avocados' worth of guacamole last night, and it was excellent. If the avocados in these pictures were not eaten immediately after the prank, I will be very upset at the waste of delicious avocados.
posted by Faint of Butt at 12:57 PM on December 19, 2011 [3 favorites]


Also it seems like Tumblr is really aiming to recreate the late-90s when we ran out of .com addresses. ICANN needs to step in here.
posted by backseatpilot at 12:57 PM on December 19, 2011 [1 favorite]


#1 - Kill someone with a gun
#2 - Sneak it into your peeps apartment
#3 - Call the cops
#4 - FRAME'D!
posted by gagglezoomer at 12:58 PM on December 19, 2011 [13 favorites]


Mphf, Mphf, Mphf. Chief Meme Officers these days just don't have what it takes. Back in the day when we didn't have these fancy titles and things like meme management systems, we could have turned this into a series of brilliantly crafted memes that would have people hollering with laughter for years. And all we needed was MS Paint and some goddamn gusto. Memes these days? Meh. * goes back to smoking his pipe *
posted by Foci for Analysis at 12:59 PM on December 19, 2011 [1 favorite]


#1 - Get a bok choy
#2 - Sneak it into Flava Flav's house
#3 - Take a picture
#4 - You've been CHOYED BOYEEEEEE!
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 1:03 PM on December 19, 2011 [4 favorites]


#1 Go back in time
#2 Kill your grandfather before he conceives your father
#3 Vanish from existence.
#4 You've been PARADOX'ED
posted by The Whelk at 1:07 PM on December 19, 2011 [5 favorites]


Brought to you by your friends at the National Avocado Council.
posted by Naberius at 1:11 PM on December 19, 2011 [4 favorites]


#1 - Get a Rick Astley video.
#2 - Make a fake link to it.
#3 - E-mail the fake link to a friend.
#4 - You've been RICKROLLE'D!

...oh, wait....
posted by luminarias at 1:12 PM on December 19, 2011 [2 favorites]


#1 - Get a large crate
#2 - Put friend in crate
#3 - Mail crate to Cabo San Lucas
#4 - You've been CABOED!
posted by Lutoslawski at 1:13 PM on December 19, 2011 [3 favorites]


#1 - Get caught in the middle of the railroad track
#2 - Look 'round and know there's no turning back
#3 - Take a picture
#4 - You been THUNDERSTRUCK!
posted by Kabanos at 1:14 PM on December 19, 2011 [24 favorites]


#1 - Get a life!
posted by Capricorn13 at 1:19 PM on December 19, 2011 [2 favorites]


Get off my lawn, weird 20somethings.
posted by desjardins at 1:21 PM on December 19, 2011 [3 favorites]


#1 - Grow a unibrow
#2 - Marry Diego Rivera
#3 - Paint a bunch
#4 - KAHLOED!
posted by SpiffyRob at 1:21 PM on December 19, 2011 [29 favorites]


Brought to you by your friends at the National Avocado Council.

In contrast to the campaign once used by Avocados from Mexico:
Miss Ava Cado: "Everyone will know about these green globes of creamy goodness!"
posted by Kabanos at 1:23 PM on December 19, 2011 [3 favorites]


1: Cut a hole in a box
posted by 2bucksplus at 1:24 PM on December 19, 2011 [15 favorites]


THIS THREAD WILL APPROACH MEME SINGULARITY IN 19 POSTS
posted by Spatch at 1:26 PM on December 19, 2011 [2 favorites]


Gretchen, stop trying to make 'fetch' happen, it is NOT going to happen!
posted by Mchelly at 1:26 PM on December 19, 2011 [4 favorites]


#1 Travel back to China in the 14th Century
#2 Improve agricultural technology
#3 Build a big wall
#4 MING DYNASTY'D!
posted by gagglezoomer at 1:31 PM on December 19, 2011 [1 favorite]


1. Put some poop in a paper bag
2. Light it on fire
3. Put it on your peep's doorstep, ring the bell
4. You've been FLAMING DOGPOOOPED!
posted by Meatbomb at 1:38 PM on December 19, 2011 [1 favorite]


My avocado flavored Smirnof Ice will make me a brief millionaire.

(I assume I would kill myself soon after.)
posted by robocop is bleeding at 1:39 PM on December 19, 2011 [3 favorites]


1: Invent microscopic robots capable of converting any type of matter into more microscopic robots
2: Remove all safety protocols from robots allowing them to convert all matter regardless of type
3: Let loose on world
4: You've been NANO'D!
posted by mightygodking at 1:43 PM on December 19, 2011 [1 favorite]


#1 Buy and wrap a small gift.
#2 Go to France (or certain cities in Canada).
#3 Walk up to someone and extend the gift to them.
#4 CADEAU'D!
posted by obscurator at 1:52 PM on December 19, 2011 [9 favorites]


#1 - Get an avocado.
#2 - Put it in a urinal.
#3 - Write about it in nonsense verse.
#4 - DADA'ED!
posted by twoleftfeet at 1:56 PM on December 19, 2011 [5 favorites]


A while ago, right after I had gotten my smartphone, I took a picture of a co-worker texting at work to test it out (it takes pictures in 3D), and noticed (after taking the picture and looking at it) that our boss had put a cupcake wrapper from the cupcake he was eating in her hood while she was zoning out on her phone. I chased after her and was like, "You have something in your hood. Just thought you should know."

I now realize that I am the hero the world needs. Removing from hoods what does not belong there.
posted by Redfield at 1:58 PM on December 19, 2011 [2 favorites]


For those who thought planking was too cerebral...
posted by Runes at 2:02 PM on December 19, 2011 [4 favorites]


#1 - NEUTRINO'D
#2 - Build a huge supercollider.
#3 - Smash some shit together.
#4 - Find troubling discrepancy between data and relativity.
posted by cmoj at 2:04 PM on December 19, 2011 [22 favorites]


this was one of my favorite things to do in high school, sans avocado. I'd replace it with something light, like m&ms or paper clips or something, and sneak them into the kid's hood. Then it'd rain tiny bits on their head when they went outside.
posted by FirstMateKate at 2:13 PM on December 19, 2011


#1 - Migrate to a remote island
#2 - Lose your means of defense in the absence of predators
#3 - Wait for homo sapiens
#4 - DODO'D
posted by Anything at 2:15 PM on December 19, 2011 [3 favorites]


Y'all are missing the critical last two steps:

#5 - ???
#6 - Profit!
posted by vidur at 2:18 PM on December 19, 2011


We used to do stupid stuff like this all the time in my circle of friends from college/grad school up until our late twenties or so, but we didn't take pictures or feel any need to broadcast what we were up to. I waver between thinking we were exactly the same and wondering whether we were deeply, fundamentally different.
posted by gimli at 2:24 PM on December 19, 2011


Beards, Icebreaker beanies and super-ripe avocados in December? I'm guessing these are New Zealanders.
posted by John Shaft at 2:28 PM on December 19, 2011 [1 favorite]


sorry but this is really lame, or am I too old to get it? Who am I? What am I doing here?
posted by rjc3000 at 2:30 PM on December 19, 2011 [1 favorite]


sorry but this is really lame, or am I too old to get it? Who am I? What am I doing here?

You've been BAMBOOZLED!
posted by mazola at 2:35 PM on December 19, 2011 [2 favorites]


It seems I am a simple creature who is surprisingly susceptible to suggestion, because I love this. of All y'all with hoods? I'm coming for you.
posted by mostlymartha at 2:47 PM on December 19, 2011 [1 favorite]


Beards, Icebreaker beanies and super-ripe avocados in December? I'm guessing these are New Zealanders.

We got FRODO'D!
posted by robocop is bleeding at 2:48 PM on December 19, 2011 [1 favorite]


#1 - Stomp the peasants.
#2 - Burninate the countryside.
#3 - Fail to avoid the militia archers.
#4 - ARROW'D!
posted by darkstar at 3:05 PM on December 19, 2011 [7 favorites]


Pictures of people looking sincerely happy boost my spirits no matter how contrived their meme may be.
posted by justsomebodythatyouusedtoknow at 3:09 PM on December 19, 2011 [2 favorites]


1. Be an idiot
2. Try really hard to invent a meme
3. Just stop already.
posted by blackfly at 3:22 PM on December 19, 2011


1. Stop it
2. No I'm serious
3. I'm gonna cut you.
4. You've been shanked!
posted by a shrill fucking shitstripe at 3:33 PM on December 19, 2011


#1 Consistently surround yourself with superior teams.
#2 Pray really fucking loud!
#3 Fuck around for the first 3 steps/quarters even though you aren't really building up to anything and scatter around so people think you're actually doing something.
#4 TEBOW'D
posted by MCMikeNamara at 3:39 PM on December 19, 2011


I don't care how ridiculous this aspiring meme is, I'm wearing a hoodie tomorrow. If you see me with an avocado in there, think of how much more preposterous and undignified I'd look with some tomatillos and cilantro in there. Have a good laugh; I'll be laughing all the way to the bank guacamole salsa.
posted by Morrigan at 3:41 PM on December 19, 2011


So, from one of the 'cado entries is:

When someone has Post ‘Cado Stress Disorder (PCSD), it can change the lives of everyone around them. The person with PCSD may act differently and get angry easily. He or she may not want to do things you used to enjoy together.

You may feel scared and frustrated about the changes you see in your loved one. You also may feel angry about what’s happening, or wonder if things will ever go back to the way they were. These feelings and worries are common in people who have a friend or family member with PCSD.

It is important to learn about PCSD so you can understand why it happened, how it is treated, and what you can do to help.


Wow, making fun of mental illness for your forced meme? Christ, what an asshole.
posted by ShawnStruck at 3:57 PM on December 19, 2011


1. Come up with meme
2. Put on internet
3. Famous for 15 minutes
4. You've been WARHOL-ED
posted by hot_monster at 4:39 PM on December 19, 2011


1. Notice thread
2. Grow weary of thread
3. Compare someone to Hitler
4. GODWIN'D!!
posted by Songdog at 4:46 PM on December 19, 2011


Men wearing "hoodies" don't deserve free avocados.
posted by chairface at 5:27 PM on December 19, 2011


If this increases the likelihood of me being given a unexpected free avocado at some point I am all for it.
posted by motty at 5:29 PM on December 19, 2011


This is the most Californian meme possible.
posted by lubujackson at 5:32 PM on December 19, 2011 [1 favorite]


1. Take a huge, low-compression engine
2. Put it on a soft, wallowy chassis
3. Build the interior from a saggy old sofa
4. CADILLAC'D!
posted by kcds at 6:07 PM on December 19, 2011 [1 favorite]


Men wearing "hoodies" don't deserve free avocados.

Aww. Can I get some guacamole and chips at least?
posted by Uppity Pigeon #2 at 7:00 PM on December 19, 2011


Men wearing "hoodies" don't deserve free avocados.


YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW
posted by slogger at 7:09 PM on December 19, 2011 [1 favorite]


1. Adventure
2. Take arrow to the knee
3. Become Guard
4. SKYRIM'D!
posted by cerulgalactus at 7:35 PM on December 19, 2011 [2 favorites]


#1 - Raise cattle in Kansas
#2 - Hedge against losses with futures contracts held in a segregated account at MF Global
#3 - Watch as heightened concerns over European sovereign debt catch MF Global on the wrong side of a leveraged $6.3 billion investment resulting in a liquidity shortfall which it tries to cover by siphoning funds from segregated customer accounts, namely yours, in its entirety, before going bankrupt
#4 - NPR'D!
posted by eddydamascene at 11:33 PM on December 19, 2011


I love a good meme, but this is the dumbest shit ever.

So forced.
posted by flippant at 11:34 PM on December 19, 2011


#1 - Import smallpox into your aboriginal peeps' population
#2 - Follow up with measles, influenza and malaria
#3 - Force the survivors onto a reservation
#4 - You've been CADDO'D!
posted by syzygy at 2:10 AM on December 20, 2011 [1 favorite]


This is making fun of forced memes though right? Have I got my meta detector set too high again?
posted by minifigs at 2:43 AM on December 20, 2011


To make this really fun, first make sure there is roast turkey on hand, so you can enjoy a turkey and avocado sandwich. Alpha sprouts recommended.

Otherwise, this is completely asinine. Avocados are too expensive for silliness.
posted by Goofyy at 3:09 AM on December 20, 2011


#1 - Wear a hoodie and place avocado into your own hood
#2 - Composite two photos together to make it look like you put an avocado into your own hoodie
#3 - Post on tumblr and get no reblogs
#4 - Forever alone.
posted by cyberscythe at 6:17 AM on December 20, 2011 [1 favorite]


No.
posted by clvrmnky at 8:55 AM on December 20, 2011


Avocados are certainly the perfect shape to be placed into someone's hood, but man... Here in MN they're like $8 each. Plus people dance way more enthusiastically if you just put some snow down the back of their shirt.
posted by vytae at 10:26 AM on December 20, 2011


#1 Take a can of paint
#2 Find a local monument
#3 Spray 'cool story bro' all over Queen Victoria's frock
#4 ASBOd
posted by mippy at 2:33 AM on December 21, 2011


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