A free pony for every american

January 11, 2012 11:26 AM

A free pony for every American - VERMIN SUPREME FOR PRESIDENT EMPEROR 2012
posted by sgt.serenity (24 comments total)

And who will take care of all those ponies?
posted by philip-random at 11:27 AM on January 11

Watching the local news report's look of shock and awe as a crazy guy with a boot on his head and a megaphone playing the Chicken Dance made my Monday night.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 11:28 AM on January 11

And who will take care of all those ponies?
Yo.
posted by Wolfdog at 11:28 AM on January 11 [1 favorite]

Seems legit. But I need to know his position on oral hygiene before I can support him.
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 11:30 AM on January 11 [2 favorites]

Be gone Evil Alternate Universe Alan Moore!
posted by The Whelk at 11:35 AM on January 11 [2 favorites]

And finally the Tea Party begins to doubt its "anyone but Romney" position.
posted by R. Schlock at 11:38 AM on January 11 [1 favorite]

But I need to know his position on oral hygiene before I can support him.

He likes (oh yeah) to keep his teeth clean (uh-huh)!
Yes he likes it (oh yeah) that oral hygiene!
Oh he likes (oh oh) to keep his teeth clean (uh-huh)!
Yes he likes it that oral hygiene-gene, badum-badum oh ba been (woh woh!)
Bu-bam-been hi hi oh do do do do!

(I can sing the whole thing IRL, which my kids "love". If anyone can tell me where I can find more songs by, IIRC, Mr Seal and Mr Moose, I'd be very grateful.)
posted by DU at 11:39 AM on January 11 [1 favorite]

And who will take care of all those ponies?

Bronies.
posted by ChurchHatesTucker at 11:46 AM on January 11 [3 favorites]

I'm a single issue voter, and having a strong Pony Based Economy is that issue. Also, here he debates Aleister Crowley .
posted by polywomp at 11:52 AM on January 11

Previously, and previouslyer.
posted by MrMoonPie at 11:52 AM on January 11

And I see that HRM Caesar St. Augustine De Buonaparte is, too, running again.
posted by MrMoonPie at 11:57 AM on January 11

I think this is his breakout year.
posted by WickedPissah at 12:07 PM on January 11

Previously, and previouslyer.

Indeed, indeed but we could rule out any of the present cookie cutter corporate stooges running for pres under the same metrics - " We discussed obama/romney/gingrich/paul 4 years ago !" etc etc
posted by sgt.serenity at 12:17 PM on January 11

At last, a candidate I can support with a clean conscience.
posted by homunculus at 12:53 PM on January 11

I already have two ponies. Does this make me part of the 1%?
posted by grounded at 1:04 PM on January 11 [1 favorite]

Is the Vermin Supreme a new Burger King menu item? Because it oughta be.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 3:44 PM on January 11 [1 favorite]

Seems like a well conceived plan to finally drive Jerry Seinfeld from the country in disgust.
posted by howfar at 4:04 PM on January 11

And who will take care of all those ponies?

Bronies.

Meh, real ponies are boring.
posted by furiousxgeorge at 5:58 PM on January 11

Meh, real ponies are boring.

You're right. The government will probably cheap out and get us all earth ponies.
posted by ChurchHatesTucker at 6:25 PM on January 11

I already have two ponies. Does this make me part of the 1%?

I do not believe we can accept this assertion without photographic proof.
posted by winna at 6:49 PM on January 11

The government will probably cheap out and get us all earth ponies.

Ooooh but SHE is an earth pony. 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔦𝔫𝔨 𝔒𝔫𝔢.
posted by JHarris at 9:00 PM on January 11

But I don't want a pony! Can't I just have a nice kitteh instead?
posted by easily confused at 8:23 AM on January 12

I sorta know this guy. Used to run into him on Boston Common, doing his shtick & handing out propaganda. That was about 15 years ago, so it's definitely not a casual obsession. I'm strangely impressed he's still at it.
posted by scalefree at 2:42 PM on January 13

He reigns supreme
posted by homunculus at 8:46 PM on January 18