CATS IN SPACE
January 11, 2012 6:18 PM   Subscribe

CATS, WEIGHTLESS CATS
posted by mattoxic (20 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: Double. -- jessamyn



 
Cats ... in ... SPAAAAAAAAAACE!
posted by fijiwriter at 6:19 PM on January 11, 2012 [3 favorites]


I've always wondered what it would be like to be clawed and hissed at in zero-G.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 6:22 PM on January 11, 2012 [1 favorite]


AS SOON AS TIS PLANE LANDS AND YOU GO TO SLEEP IMAGONNA SIT ON YR FACE.
SIT ON YR FACE.
SIT ON YR FACE.
GODDAMMIT TE '' KEY IS BROKEN.
posted by herrdoktor at 6:22 PM on January 11, 2012 [1 favorite]


What they really need to do is put birds in space with the cats and see how long it takes the cats to figure out they can overcome the birds' natural advantage.
posted by spitefulcrow at 6:25 PM on January 11, 2012 [3 favorites]


rick

rick

rick

im gonna be sick

rick
posted by darkstar at 6:25 PM on January 11, 2012 [17 favorites]


O MY GOD I CAN FLY!
posted by crunchland at 6:27 PM on January 11, 2012 [1 favorite]


In space no one can hear your cat hiss...

... or hear you scream when the cat finally lands on you and decides to shred your space suit.
posted by Nanukthedog at 6:31 PM on January 11, 2012


A double, I fear
posted by Tomorrowful at 6:32 PM on January 11, 2012


Look at those fucking bastards torturing those cats.
posted by Dia Nomou Nomo Apethanon at 6:46 PM on January 11, 2012


What scientific knowledge has been gained from this?
posted by Malice at 6:48 PM on January 11, 2012


None, merely anecdotal evidence that these guys were dicks.
posted by longsleeves at 6:55 PM on January 11, 2012


Double posts… IN SPAAAAAAACE!
posted by spitefulcrow at 7:02 PM on January 11, 2012


What scientific knowledge has been gained from this?

We learned that people can think of some really dumb experiments and that we should work on that.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 7:06 PM on January 11, 2012


Leave the kitties alone.If cats wanted to fly they would grow wings.
posted by Ad hominem at 7:07 PM on January 11, 2012


Well, none of them peed, that was interesting.
Unless of course the gummint censored the films.
posted by hank at 7:11 PM on January 11, 2012


this

this is the best thing I have seen all day

I get angry at reddit and am like jesus why do I go on the internet

and then I remember

zero gravity cats on metafilter
posted by NoraReed at 7:12 PM on January 11, 2012


No, I can't pick you up? We'll see about that.

Alfred! Fetch my spaceship.
posted by evidenceofabsence at 7:14 PM on January 11, 2012


My cats puke enough on stable earth. I can't imagine what the clean-up job was like on the Vomit Comet after this flight.
posted by hippybear at 7:16 PM on January 11, 2012


Continued: Pigeons in space.

Colonel: Major, your assigment today, you're going up in the C-131 and drop cats.

Major: I'm sorry sir, I don't understand. Is that a code word? What's the target we're dropping it on?
posted by charlie don't surf at 7:30 PM on January 11, 2012


I don't care if this is a double, this is hilarious.

And this is even more hilarious: modern slo mo video of cats in space.

The funniest part: watch how they spread their toes, like they could grab on to the air.
posted by charlie don't surf at 7:34 PM on January 11, 2012


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