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January 12, 2012 3:29 AM Subscribe
Pizza Boomerang (SLYT) (NSFW)
I'm split between desperately wanting a translation and feeling like nothing could live up to the insanity my brain cooked up all on its lonesome.
posted by Maaik at 3:54 AM on January 12, 2012
posted by Maaik at 3:54 AM on January 12, 2012
wait, so how does the boomerang shape prevent the burning of the tongue? Plus, I really don't think I'd still want to eat that after all it's been through, so to speak...
posted by Redhush at 4:22 AM on January 12, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by Redhush at 4:22 AM on January 12, 2012 [1 favorite]
The google CC translations work well. It burns the eyes AND mouth.
posted by blue_beetle at 4:45 AM on January 12, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by blue_beetle at 4:45 AM on January 12, 2012 [1 favorite]
I want that two minutes and 31 seconds back.
Imagine how you'd feel if you watched it four times!
posted by You Should See the Other Guy at 5:10 AM on January 12, 2012 [4 favorites]
Imagine how you'd feel if you watched it four times!
posted by You Should See the Other Guy at 5:10 AM on January 12, 2012 [4 favorites]
Hold the -uh- sausage...
posted by Ron Thanagar at 5:26 AM on January 12, 2012 [4 favorites]
posted by Ron Thanagar at 5:26 AM on January 12, 2012 [4 favorites]
I want that two minutes and 31 seconds back.
I'll take yours then. That was awesome.
posted by mreleganza at 5:31 AM on January 12, 2012 [3 favorites]
I'll take yours then. That was awesome.
posted by mreleganza at 5:31 AM on January 12, 2012 [3 favorites]
wait, so how does the boomerang shape prevent the burning of the tongue?
'Cause, duh, you throw it, and by the time it gets back to you it's cooled off some. Being near grilled octopi particularly has that effect. Science!
posted by mreleganza at 5:33 AM on January 12, 2012 [2 favorites]
'Cause, duh, you throw it, and by the time it gets back to you it's cooled off some. Being near grilled octopi particularly has that effect. Science!
posted by mreleganza at 5:33 AM on January 12, 2012 [2 favorites]
That's not how you throw a boomerang.
... or a pizza either.
posted by MtDewd at 5:39 AM on January 12, 2012
... or a pizza either.
posted by MtDewd at 5:39 AM on January 12, 2012
I don't get why this is NSFW. It's just a pizza comm--oh, no. NONONONONO.
posted by Shoggoth at 5:52 AM on January 12, 2012 [7 favorites]
posted by Shoggoth at 5:52 AM on January 12, 2012 [7 favorites]
Totally thought the octopus grilling guy was gonna get this treatment.
posted by orme at 6:05 AM on January 12, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by orme at 6:05 AM on January 12, 2012 [1 favorite]
Ditto, orme. I was worried until they cut from him, with his fingers in his mouth I kept expecting some kind of hideous reveal.
posted by GoingToShopping at 6:25 AM on January 12, 2012
posted by GoingToShopping at 6:25 AM on January 12, 2012
This was not the documentary film I was hoping to see.
posted by swift at 6:33 AM on January 12, 2012
posted by swift at 6:33 AM on January 12, 2012
I want that two minutes and 31 seconds back.
I'll take yours then. That was awesome.
Save some for me! I'm re-playing it in the background just for the awesome song alone!
posted by Admiral Haddock at 6:44 AM on January 12, 2012
I'll take yours then. That was awesome.
Save some for me! I'm re-playing it in the background just for the awesome song alone!
posted by Admiral Haddock at 6:44 AM on January 12, 2012
Wait so that guy's urethra pumps blood into his body?
posted by shakespeherian at 7:00 AM on January 12, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by shakespeherian at 7:00 AM on January 12, 2012 [2 favorites]
I thought most Europeans were uncircumcised, pahhahaha.. and yeah, I too scratched my head at the bloody urethra. Tss, OMG, WTF it's like, SO fake n' stuff...
posted by ReeMonster at 7:02 AM on January 12, 2012
posted by ReeMonster at 7:02 AM on January 12, 2012
I knew there was something worth watching on MeFi this morning.
posted by DoubleLune at 7:04 AM on January 12, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by DoubleLune at 7:04 AM on January 12, 2012 [1 favorite]
I do want a vest with Christmas wreaths on it, though.
posted by shakespeherian at 7:09 AM on January 12, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by shakespeherian at 7:09 AM on January 12, 2012 [2 favorites]
And on rewatch with CC: reindeer pizza?
posted by DoubleLune at 7:09 AM on January 12, 2012
posted by DoubleLune at 7:09 AM on January 12, 2012
Wait so that guy's urethra pumps blood into his body?
Maybe it was extra sauce.
posted by hanoixan at 7:15 AM on January 12, 2012 [1 favorite]
Maybe it was extra sauce.
posted by hanoixan at 7:15 AM on January 12, 2012 [1 favorite]
Hold the sausage.
posted by orme at 7:30 AM on January 12, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by orme at 7:30 AM on January 12, 2012 [1 favorite]
That was amazing!
So pizza boomerang sucks the sorrow from humanity, right? Then pizza boomerang god feasts on pizza boomerang that is dripping with human sorrow, right? So pizza boomerang god feasts upon suffering, therefore pizza boomerang god is made from pure anguish! Right? RIGHT?
RIGHT??!?!?!?
(it's too early for this shit)
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 7:31 AM on January 12, 2012
So pizza boomerang sucks the sorrow from humanity, right? Then pizza boomerang god feasts on pizza boomerang that is dripping with human sorrow, right? So pizza boomerang god feasts upon suffering, therefore pizza boomerang god is made from pure anguish! Right? RIGHT?
RIGHT??!?!?!?
(it's too early for this shit)
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 7:31 AM on January 12, 2012
I think I know what my Halloween costume will be this year: Pizza God!
posted by Saxon Kane at 7:38 AM on January 12, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by Saxon Kane at 7:38 AM on January 12, 2012 [2 favorites]
Whenever I see something like this (thanks, metafilter!) I think "Wow, the internet is a strange place." But that's wrong. The internet is not so strange, and we all know it. It is a familiar place - it is the place our minds go while we sleep, and elements from our lives get combined in ways we never thought possible. Boomerangs, microwaves, barbarians, pizzas; how does the collective unconsciousness combine them? Why? Even if we knew the answer, we might not truly understand; after all, understanding our own uncon
WTF DID THAT PIZZA JUST CUT OFF HIS PENIS WHY DID YOU POST THIS
posted by Philosopher Dirtbike at 8:06 AM on January 12, 2012 [3 favorites]
WTF DID THAT PIZZA JUST CUT OFF HIS PENIS WHY DID YOU POST THIS
posted by Philosopher Dirtbike at 8:06 AM on January 12, 2012 [3 favorites]
I can't wait for The Avengers this summer. Epic trailer.
posted by Fizz at 8:29 AM on January 12, 2012
posted by Fizz at 8:29 AM on January 12, 2012
I'm trying to figure out where he threw the boomerang from.
posted by maxwelton at 8:33 AM on January 12, 2012
posted by maxwelton at 8:33 AM on January 12, 2012
I think I know what my Halloween costume will be this year: Pizza God!
I thought about this, too. I was worried about the strict program of diet and exercise needed to get into that kind of shape, and got a little depressed. But then I thought, hey, with my beer gut and beginnings of man-boobs, when it comes to pizza gods, I am freaking Adonis.
posted by xedrik at 8:46 AM on January 12, 2012
I thought about this, too. I was worried about the strict program of diet and exercise needed to get into that kind of shape, and got a little depressed. But then I thought, hey, with my beer gut and beginnings of man-boobs, when it comes to pizza gods, I am freaking Adonis.
posted by xedrik at 8:46 AM on January 12, 2012
What. The everloving. Fuck.
/watches again
What. The everloving. Fuck.
/watches again
What. The everloving. Fuck.
/watches again
Somebody had that idea, and persuaded some other somebodies that not only was it a good idea, it was a good enough idea to spend ACTUAL TIME and ACTUAL MONEY creating a fairly polished video.
What the everloving fuck?
I love you guys.
posted by ZakDaddy at 9:30 AM on January 12, 2012 [2 favorites]
/watches again
What. The everloving. Fuck.
/watches again
What. The everloving. Fuck.
/watches again
Somebody had that idea, and persuaded some other somebodies that not only was it a good idea, it was a good enough idea to spend ACTUAL TIME and ACTUAL MONEY creating a fairly polished video.
What the everloving fuck?
I love you guys.
posted by ZakDaddy at 9:30 AM on January 12, 2012 [2 favorites]
The reindeer pizza is amazing. I'm going to assume that that had nothing to do with Christmas and that it was just the ad guys going, "Eh. What the fuck."
posted by brundlefly at 10:29 AM on January 12, 2012
posted by brundlefly at 10:29 AM on January 12, 2012
Of all the ways a thing can turn out to be NSFW that is my least favorite.
posted by nanojath at 11:15 AM on January 12, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by nanojath at 11:15 AM on January 12, 2012 [1 favorite]
Somebody had that idea, and persuaded some other somebodies that not only was it a good idea, it was a good enough idea to spend ACTUAL TIME and ACTUAL MONEY creating a fairly polished video...What the everloving fuck?
It's Pizza Blue.
posted by LeLiLo at 3:45 PM on January 12, 2012
It's Pizza Blue.
posted by LeLiLo at 3:45 PM on January 12, 2012
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