"Hey, can I burn a copy of your Nickleback CD?"
January 12, 2012 9:17 AM Subscribe
This post was deleted for the following reason: Nothing personal, rodmandirect, but I think we've reached the saturation point on this meme now. -- cortex
It does not include "Please more of this meme."
posted by TwelveTwo at 9:20 AM on January 12, 2012 [10 favorites]
posted by TwelveTwo at 9:20 AM on January 12, 2012 [10 favorites]
Now that you mention it, I could really go for a Filet-o-Fish right now.
posted by pracowity at 9:22 AM on January 12, 2012
posted by pracowity at 9:22 AM on January 12, 2012
OK Internet.
Intervention time.
Before you go on ahead and shoot that 'Shit That _______s Say' video, honestly ask yourself, "Is this time that would better be spent smacking myself in the face with a tackhammer?"
Let honesty be your compass and smack away.
posted by Senor Cardgage at 9:22 AM on January 12, 2012 [1 favorite]
Intervention time.
Before you go on ahead and shoot that 'Shit That _______s Say' video, honestly ask yourself, "Is this time that would better be spent smacking myself in the face with a tackhammer?"
Let honesty be your compass and smack away.
posted by Senor Cardgage at 9:22 AM on January 12, 2012 [1 favorite]
"Touch the screen". Oh, man. Why do people come and touch my screen. It was mildly acceptable back in the days of glass CRTs because you could hose it down with Windex but nowadays there really should be finger choppers with proximity sensors (and lasers to instantly cauterize the stump) on all flat panel displays.
posted by Burhanistan at 9:25 AM on January 12, 2012
posted by Burhanistan at 9:25 AM on January 12, 2012
If he misses faxing he can work my job ... (as long as I get to keep the paycheck)
posted by edgeways at 9:25 AM on January 12, 2012
posted by edgeways at 9:25 AM on January 12, 2012
"Touch the screen."
posted by odinsdream at 9:25 AM on January 12, 2012
posted by odinsdream at 9:25 AM on January 12, 2012
Kind of like a tact hammer, only easier to swing. Also $20.
posted by Burhanistan at 9:27 AM on January 12, 2012
posted by Burhanistan at 9:27 AM on January 12, 2012
I enjoyed it until the Oakland bit. Up yours, man. I said precisely that and don't regret it.
posted by brundlefly at 9:28 AM on January 12, 2012
posted by brundlefly at 9:28 AM on January 12, 2012
Fuck this "Sh*t..."
posted by porn in the woods at 9:32 AM on January 12, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by porn in the woods at 9:32 AM on January 12, 2012 [1 favorite]
If this doesn't kill that meme made of offensive stereotypes, then we'll need to up the ante: "Sh*t People Who Make Memes Say". Or "Sh*t People Who Make Memes Have for Brains".
posted by oneswellfoop at 9:33 AM on January 12, 2012
posted by oneswellfoop at 9:33 AM on January 12, 2012
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posted by mreleganza at 9:19 AM on January 12, 2012