Mormon Sexual Repression
January 17, 2012 12:43 PM Subscribe
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PDF warning please? I'd rather not download 'mormon masturbation' titled pdfs.
posted by leotrotsky at 12:53 PM on January 17, 2012
posted by leotrotsky at 12:53 PM on January 17, 2012
In very severe cases it may be necessary to tie a hand to the bed frame with a tie in order that the habit of masturbating in a semi-sleep condition can be broken
and this is how i discovered self-bondage when i was 12 years old. true story.
posted by nadawi at 12:54 PM on January 17, 2012 [1 favorite]
and this is how i discovered self-bondage when i was 12 years old. true story.
posted by nadawi at 12:54 PM on January 17, 2012 [1 favorite]
also, the mormon teachings on oral sex aren't concrete. i was taught that anything a husband and wife did in the bedroom that involved only them and was done consentually, brought them closer together, which brought them closer to god (harkening back to the lesson of the triangle).
posted by nadawi at 12:57 PM on January 17, 2012
posted by nadawi at 12:57 PM on January 17, 2012
Joseph Smith was called a prophet
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He started the Mormon religion
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posted by Talez at 12:57 PM on January 17, 2012
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He started the Mormon religion
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posted by Talez at 12:57 PM on January 17, 2012
So um...LOL Mormans or wat?
posted by Windopaene at 1:05 PM on January 17, 2012
posted by Windopaene at 1:05 PM on January 17, 2012
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posted by blucevalo at 12:51 PM on January 17, 2012