January 17, 2012 2:14 PM Subscribe
Here comes Alan Measles
posted by Elizabeth the Thirteenth (3 comments total)
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- WW2 hero
turned benign dictator turned Godhead.
, art critic, raconteur
In his capacity as minor deity
he resides in a hand-tooled Louis Vuitton traveling shrine
, and embarks on a pilgrimage to Bavaria
to make peace with the Germans, in his custom-built personal conveyance.
In his entourage are his devoted minion and bodyguard
, and some other bloke named Alan.
In London this weekend? Pay your respects
to Alan's stunt-doubles
in the Kenilworth AM1
, and purchase Measles memorabilia
from the gift shop
Yes, it's a post about a blockbuster exhibition
by an overexposed transvestite potter
, but if you can't laugh at a 50-year-old bloke in an evening gown embellished with ejaculate, the joke's probably on you. Previously