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Smell like a god.....or a man encased in metal?
January 26, 2012 9:58 AM   Subscribe

JADs International, makers of fine Star Wars and Star Trek related perfumes, have released a new line to coincide with The Avengers Movie.

It's not the first time you've had the opportunity to smell like a hero.
posted by mikoroshi (17 comments total) 3 users marked this as a favorite

 
I don't think I want to smell like the Hulk, thank you.
posted by Faint of Butt at 10:08 AM on January 26, 2012 [1 favorite]


...And now Mr Carter knows what to get me for my birthday.
posted by Mary Ellen Carter at 10:29 AM on January 26, 2012 [1 favorite]


20 bucks they all smell like Axe Body Spray or Drakkar Noir.
posted by Kitteh at 10:30 AM on January 26, 2012 [1 favorite]


I'm not sure anyone should smell like a wookie.
posted by dejah420 at 10:37 AM on January 26, 2012 [1 favorite]


20 bucks they all smell like Axe Body Spray or Drakkar Noir.

Didn't the Avengers beat Drakkar Noir when the Legions of the Dark Universe invaded during Bloodswarm Univere Invasion Disaster 1997? I may be mistaken.
posted by GenjiandProust at 10:37 AM on January 26, 2012 [2 favorites]


Stop calling these The Avengers. If it doesn't have Emma Peel, it's not The Avengers. (Sorry Tara and Catherine)
posted by dances_with_sneetches at 10:40 AM on January 26, 2012 [2 favorites]


Great, Faint of Butt beats me to the Hulk joke and the blog entry beats me to the Tony Stark joke.

20 bucks they all smell like Axe Body Spray or Drakkar Noir.

My grandmother, bless her heart, got me a Drakkar Noir sampler for the holidays. The box smelled so much I had to hide it up in a shelf somewhere. How anyone applies that stuff to their body is beyond me.
posted by griphus at 10:41 AM on January 26, 2012 [1 favorite]


Sounds... classy. Give me some Hai Karate
posted by delmoi at 10:45 AM on January 26, 2012 [1 favorite]


Now I will truly understand what a patriot smells like.
posted by Malice at 10:45 AM on January 26, 2012 [2 favorites]


Oh, man, those Star Trek ones are all hilarious. My favorite is how they use the Terran Empire logo for the Tiberius one. Guess we all know who the real man is. I want them all, even just the bottles. I don't really need the cologne.
posted by adamdschneider at 11:00 AM on January 26, 2012


Now I will truly understand what a patriot smells like.

We have known what The Patriot smelled like for a decade now. Opportunism, with a whiff of crazy....
posted by GenjiandProust at 11:38 AM on January 26, 2012 [1 favorite]


Upon further inspection of the website, good heavens. I'd actually seen this before, but I thought it was just a Photoshop...
posted by Faint of Butt at 12:14 PM on January 26, 2012


Stop calling these The Avengers. If it doesn't have Emma Peel, it's not The Avengers. (Sorry Tara and Catherine)

The team and the unrelated show started within 2 years of one another, as someone points out in every thread after someone says this isn't the "real" Avengers, in every thread.
posted by kagredon at 1:09 PM on January 26, 2012 [1 favorite]


Arguing over which is the real Avengers is only slightly more productive than arguing over which is the real Dennis the Menace.
posted by Faint of Butt at 1:46 PM on January 26, 2012


Still waiting on the MODOK Cologne to make an appearance.
posted by panboi at 3:10 PM on January 26, 2012


Somebody game me Redshirt as a gag xmas gift a few years ago. Smelled like Gorn pee.
posted by Aversion Therapy at 4:50 PM on January 26, 2012 [2 favorites]


Somebody game me Redshirt as a gag xmas gift a few years ago. Smelled like Gorn pee.
posted by Aversion Therapy at 4:50 PM on January 26 [2 favorites +] [!]


Eponysterical?
posted by kagredon at 9:07 AM on January 27, 2012


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