Comments on: Knope we can!

Knope we can!

Potomac Avenue — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:02:33 -0800

Election year politics may be cruel, cynical and disheartening, but nerdy rapper Adam Warrock's new EP reminds us that there is one candidate whose message of positivity never wavers, even while it might be at odds with her name.

Parks and Recreation previously Also from the Parks and Recs EP: Waka Flocka Swanson & Entertainment 720 Bonus Link: Duke Silver's website

By: MHPlost

MHPlost — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:28:54 -0800

"This guy was being a jerk, and my campaign manager punched him in the face. It was awesome. And then we made out a lot afterwards."

By: dismas

dismas — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:29:49 -0800

Drunk Ron Swanson

By: Copronymus

Copronymus — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:30:33 -0800

Finally, the perfect place to post RZA's screen test for Parks and Rec

By: Potomac Avenue

Potomac Avenue — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:46:33 -0800

Hahahaha, "My name is Amy Poehler I have no agent and my manager is my mother Ilene."

By: mintcake!

mintcake! — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:51:02 -0800

To be fair, there are a lot of potholes on Grand Avenue.

By: drezdn

drezdn — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:52:45 -0800

But would you go bowling with her?

By: Potomac Avenue

Potomac Avenue — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:58:46 -0800

Hello! Here's a list of everything I plan to deal with when you elect me to Pawnee City Council! Let's get this fixing started! More dog parks Senior citizens rights Safe streets Safe sidewalks Better schools Lower taxes Better parks Better business climate Better Better Business Bureau Cleaner streets Improve greenways More snow plows Protecting Pawneeans Improving tourism More trash cans Energy-efficient street lights Westside Detoxification and Revitalization Project Repaving Grand Avenue More teachers Fewer libraries Improve intergovernmental agency communication Clean-up Barefoot Lake Passing Pawnee Jobs Bill P-129.4 Playgrounds in every park Playgrounds in every schoolyard Playgrounds in every residential block Clean energy One police officer for every 5 citizens One park ranger for every 10,000 raccoons Resodding Hilltop Cemetery Start talking to Cuba again Emergency evacuation drills Plow for Charity Forming an Ad Hoc Sub-Committee Oversight Committee Challenging the norm Pawnee Corn Subsidies Finally Passing PR-61, formally recognizing South Korea Official peace treaty with the Wamapoke Tribe Four-way stops at every intersection Unionizing ice cream trucks Get Europe out of debt Free trade with Illinois Enact RRP - Raccoon Relocation Project Pawnee Community College tuition in exchange for 4 years of public service Doubling Pawnee Hospital's emergency room nurse staff Legalize Korean Lower the obesity level Stop global terrorism Re-open the toucan exhibit at Pawnee Zoo Find Gabe the Toucan More community gardens Ordinance 11F: To Re-pave City Sidewalks Budget reform Updated Technologies for Local Schools Better retirement benefits for city employees Edward Phillips Senior Center Remodeling Speed bumps in front of elementary schools Unemployment benefits Re-instating the Main St. Farmers Market No turtles as pets New uniforms for youth sports programs Free public Wi-Fi Updated childcare facilities Shutting down the Child Left Behind program Handicap parking placards for the obese FREE PARKING EVERYWHERE Cleaner drinking water Regulate heights of trampolines Memorial for those lost in the trampoline "incident" Control the floods Funding for public art commission Fencing in correctional facilities New police patrol cars Funding overtime hours for police Rebuilding the PTA Prosecuting former PTA president Linda Trifle Profitable government organizations Shutting down underground shooting ranges Making sure city contracts employ local workers Providing more economic development grants and micro-loans to small businesses Foster partnerships with sister cities More buses to speed up morning commutes More streets to accommodate additional buses Require all city employees check and respond to email Working sewers More parades Grants for scientists to discover new forms of energy Leave a lasting impression on all visitors Challenge the norm Finish the statue of Burt Bacharach No more conflict diamonds Bulletproof glass everywhere Free cookies at every street corner One school for every student Require flattering mirrors in public restrooms Develop a municipal composting operation Enforce existing speeding and noise ordinances Upgrade existing parks Create an anti-graffiti, youth outreach program Free cake when it's your birthday Reevaluate NAFTA Rickshaw Wednesdays Making it illegal to refuse a hug Make downtown more people-friendly Sell candy in government buildings to pay down the debt Get Pawnee a licensed pharmacy Better screening processes at local adoption agencies Finding homes for the adopted children of Day Labor Corp. Prop 6A: To Recognize All Five Food Groups Replacing all glass with plastic at Pawnee Psychiatric Clinic Curfew for minors at The Pawnee Mall Stop paying Sweetums the so-called "thank you for being here" tax Mini-golf renovations Subsidizing educational and eco-friendly businesses Removing Zorp from all written laws Reducing Federal Government Experiments in town to 10 per year Ordinance 8R: A Goat Cannot Own/Inherit a Farm Legalize clapping New railway Prop 14: Religion Is Not a Science No longer recognizing the winner of the chili cook-off as a government position Stricter testing at Pawnee Blood Bank Boarding up unsanctioned "drop off" slot at Pawnee Blood Bank Encouraging the FDA to re-analyze our farms Funding for better and safer sewage treatment Thicker cement for containment of old sewage treatment factory Mandatory sexual harassment seminar for government employees Starting a dialogue with the people who live in the trees Pay off our debt to the Ringling Bros. Prove that we can safely host a circus again Ordinance 43K: Laws Cannot Be Secrets Recall Food N' Stuff branded hand sanitizer Disseminate the fund for a Pawnee Military Find the stolen cell phone tower Reduce obesity by .01% (100 lbs per family) Make the Pawnee Cemetery less flammable Less nudity on public-access television Capping the number of local public-access channels at 50 Eliminate permit application process for legal ownership of a calculator Making Li'l Sebastian Day a legal holiday

By: Argyle

Argyle — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:08:45 -0800

Copronymus, that is a fantastical clip of RZA. Made my day. Thanks!

By: (Arsenio) Hall and (Warren) Oates

(Arsenio) Hall and (Warren) Oates — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:14:51 -0800

Is there where I drop my new catchphrase: "WITH MY CLAYMAISH??" Because, if so: WITH MY CLAYMAISH??

By: mhum

mhum — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:53:03 -0800

The converse: Hampden Parks by Baltimore rapper e-dubble samples the Parks & Rec theme.

By: jenfullmoon

jenfullmoon — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 09:04:58 -0800

God, I wish they could use this on the show. I can imagine the episode built around it already. Leslie NEEDS a custom campaign song, dammit.

By: polywomp

polywomp — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 10:42:57 -0800

Fewer Libraries? Sorry, that's this single issue voter's single issue.

By: MegoSteve

MegoSteve — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 10:48:05 -0800

Andy Richter's little sister Stacy is all grown up!

By: kmz

kmz — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 10:57:35 -0800

Fewer Libraries? Sorry, that's this single issue voter's single issue. Libraries are worse than calzones. The only thing worse than libraries is Eagleton.

By: dhartung

dhartung — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 12:02:13 -0800

Andy Richter's little sister Stacy is all grown up! O.M.G. How did I not know that was her?

By: kmz

kmz — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 12:28:27 -0800

A true question for the ages: what's worse, Eagleton? Or Wullerton (*spit*)?

By: Navelgazer

Navelgazer — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 14:28:06 -0800

Dammit, son, people can see you!

By: DecemberBoy

DecemberBoy — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 14:32:17 -0800

Finally, the perfect place to post RZA's screen test for Parks and Rec "Very nice to meet you, I've... heard the Wu Tang clan ain't nothin' to fuck with" is certainly the funniest thing I will hear today.